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BTW. What is each of your new uh...rebels.... goals in your civil war?
Greetings, people of the East! Thanksgiving is often neglected, but, the truth is that many love Thanksgiving. November is my second favorite month. So this event is the Thanksgiving Event. A poll will be set up and a scavenger hunt will be open to the public. In this Scavenger Hunt, you will try and find specific dispatches. These dispatches will be listed below. Your goal is to find the most dispatches. When you find a dispatch, you must mention Lerasi in an Arembee Post with the link to the dispatch and the number of upvotes. If the information is correct, the dispatch will be labelled as "Found." I say number of upvotes because if someone else finds the dispatch around the same time and upvotes it, it can throw off your submission and add a layer of competition. Also it's a thank you to them for not complaining when I just throw their dispatch in here without asking. The first person to find it is the person listed as the "Finder". If all criteria is not met with the post, it will be ignored. There will be one round for every day until Thanksgiving.
I'm Fine, I Lied, I'm Dying Inside — Kampf Empire
The Eastasian War — Terreich und Preussen
Timeline of the CE — Euricanis
Penguinism WIP — Virgolia
The Großer Constitution — Virgolia
SafeHaven Alliance — Atlia sonis
The COIA overview, WIP — Kampf Empire
Songs of TEPendence Day — Virgolia
Kampf Empire, Virgolia, and Atlia sonis
Oh right. Gotta type that up.
Lerasi and Rage mage
Im bored
Greetings, people of the East! Thanksgiving is often neglected, but, the truth is that many love Thanksgiving. November is my second favorite month. So this event is the Thanksgiving Event. A poll will be set up and a scavenger hunt will be open to the public. In this Scavenger Hunt, you will try and find specific dispatches. These dispatches will be listed below. Your goal is to find the most dispatches. When you find a dispatch, you must mention Lerasi in an Arembee Post with the link to the dispatch and the number of upvotes. If the information is correct, the dispatch will be labelled as "Found." I say number of upvotes because if someone else finds the dispatch around the same time and upvotes it, it can throw off your submission and add a layer of competition. Also it's a thank you to them for not complaining when I just throw their dispatch in here without asking. The first person to find it is the person listed as the "Finder". If all criteria is not met with the post, it will be ignored. There will be one round for every day until Thanksgiving.
I'm Fine, I Lied, I'm Dying Inside — Kampf Empire
The Eastasian War — Terreich und Preussen
Timeline of the CE — Euricanis
Penguinism WIP — Virgolia
The Großer Constitution — Virgolia
SafeHaven Alliance — Atlia sonis
The COIA overview, WIP — Kampf Empire
Songs of TEPendence Day — Virgolia
Kampf Empire barely beating 
Virgolia to TDS's overview dispatch.
Wut
The Holy Utopian Republic and Global twitter
You'll see.
Kampf Empire and Lerasi
Greetings, people of the East! Thanksgiving is often neglected, but, the truth is that many love Thanksgiving. November is my second favorite month. So this event is the Thanksgiving Event. A poll will be set up and a scavenger hunt will be open to the public. In this Scavenger Hunt, you will try and find specific dispatches. These dispatches will be listed below. Your goal is to find the most dispatches. When you find a dispatch, you must mention Lerasi in an Arembee Post with the link to the dispatch and the number of upvotes. If the information is correct, the dispatch will be labelled as "Found." I say number of upvotes because if someone else finds the dispatch around the same time and upvotes it, it can throw off your submission and add a layer of competition. Also it's a thank you to them for not complaining when I just throw their dispatch in here without asking. The first person to find it is the person listed as the "Finder". If all criteria is not met with the post, it will be ignored. There will be one round for every day until Thanksgiving.
I'm Fine, I Lied, I'm Dying Inside — Kampf Empire
The Eastasian War — Terreich und Preussen
Timeline of the CE — Euricanis
Penguinism WIP — Virgolia
The Großer Constitution — Virgolia
SafeHaven Alliance — Atlia sonis
The COIA overview, WIP — Kampf Empire
Songs of TEPendence Day — Virgolia
Euricanis getting in the game with our little CE project.
Easy pickings.
Welp.
Good luck boys, I lucked out with one point.
Lerasi and Global twitter
Love you bb 
Danelaw Scandinavia
nation=virgolia/detail=factbook/id=1062182
Talitoa
This is DEFINITELY GOING ON MY LIST!
Greetings, people of the East! Thanksgiving is often neglected, but, the truth is that many love Thanksgiving. November is my second favorite month. So this event is the Thanksgiving Event. A poll will be set up and a scavenger hunt will be open to the public. In this Scavenger Hunt, you will try and find specific dispatches. These dispatches will be listed below. Your goal is to find the most dispatches. When you find a dispatch, you must mention Lerasi in an Arembee Post with the link to the dispatch and the number of upvotes. If the information is correct, the dispatch will be labelled as "Found." I say number of upvotes because if someone else finds the dispatch around the same time and upvotes it, it can throw off your submission and add a layer of competition. Also it's a thank you to them for not complaining when I just throw their dispatch in here without asking. The first person to find it is the person listed as the "Finder". If all criteria is not met with the post, it will be ignored. There will be one round for every day until Thanksgiving.
I'm Fine, I Lied, I'm Dying Inside — Kampf Empire
The Eastasian War — Terreich und Preussen
Timeline of the CE — Euricanis
Penguinism WIP — Virgolia
The Großer Constitution — Virgolia
SafeHaven Alliance — Atlia sonis
The COIA overview, WIP — Kampf Empire
Songs of TEPendence Day — Virgolia
Terreich und Preussen has found the final dispatch!
Don't | Dead
Open | Inside
Don't open, dead inside.
Don't dead, open inside.
How is the race still on?
Just deal with it.
La Xinga
1. Smashes that like button in the face
2. Can’t grammatically interpret “Rage Mage”.
Kampf Empire
1. Iron
2. Iron
3. Bath Water
4. Iron
5. Sith Inquistor
6. Iron
7. Shouts a lot
8. Screw it. Civil War!
9. A brick with Writers written on it hits you in the face
Great algerstonia
1. Changes flags like a teen girl trying to find the right dress.
2. Has two modes: Silly-Serious and Death
Pakitsk
1. Is obsessed with spinny chairs
2. Is Texan....I’m sure you get the rest
3. His mortal enemy is some dude named Leaderjoseph stalin.
Zukchiva
1. Ummmmmm.....
2. Former map man.
3. DO NOT BELIEVE THE NAYSAYER! THE MAPMAN WILL ALWAYS BE MAPMAN!!
The Angel of Charity
1. Is scarier than Kampf
2. Floof
3. Has the ability to erase one from existence
Osterreich und ungarn
1. Has a lot of land? I guess.
2. Likes meetings
3. Created Honorism
talks like this2. It’s time for bed.
Slagenseter forn
1. gots dem big gunz
Rage mage
1. Has the marvelous ability to piss people off by accident
2. Is concerned at how much they monitor banned nations.
The death syndicate
1. Has Slaves
The cult of the great cthulhu
1. Giant squid
2.Many targ...I mean eyes
3. Smells like fish.
Wersh
1. Has a big island
2. Tells crazy stories
Peatiktist
1. Flag reading failed
2. Creator of the PCU. Peatikist Character Universe
Marrabuk
1. Horses
2. MOAR ENDORSEMENTS YOU LAZY PLEBS!
Wiranath
1. Makes a puppet for every time someone misspells his name.
2. Has a serious issue with putting so much time into Dispatch Hunting.
The waaa
1. Mentally Unstable
2. Will most likely nuke the world due to the nuke button not being purple, resulting in him punching it.
Dreamersistan
1. Spider Lennies
2. Mysteriously vanished, the RMB has entered the dark times....
3. Out lord and savior has returned!
Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich
1. Florida Gator Ks.
2. Can’t read a map to save his nation
3. Has once started a war due to Fact 2.
4. Has a perfectly normal bible that no one should worry about.
5. Can’t finish RPs to save his life.
BearStackof2015
1. Refrigerator?
2. Likes stacking bears
New union of sovereign soviet republics
1. To war! But not with these people...
2. Screw it. Let’s go capitalist! Hail Kurikia!
Grossvietnam
1. Lives in space
Talitoa
1. Really wants on this list.
2. War criminal
The Holy Utopian Republic
1. Is...um....yeah I got nothing
2. Wants to go on a Liberation Crusade
Levantin
1. Well sh*t.
Brethren
1. Dragons
Golbad
1. TRADE DEALS ANYONE!?
2. Believes Phoenixes are part of the Ragean workforce and are up for contract.
Volinovia
1. You want some corn? Got lots of corn here...
2. Hey Kampf, check out my cross.
3. Soccer Mom of TEP
Euricanis
1. I actually have nothing for this one that’s relevant.
2. Da fuq do you want?
3. Oh I’m SOOOO sorry! Did you NEEEED something?
Plazland
1. Anime Waifus
Nova-Columbia
1. Old-new map man
2. Screw it. Name change! Hail Krionik
ArenaC
1. CLOUDS!!
2. WIND!!
3. RAIN!!!
4. LIGHTNI-AAAAAAHHHHH!
5. snow
6. Rumors have spread that Dr. AC has walked into three fences and two electric fences because he missed the door due to staring at the sky or his phone radar. These rumors are unconfirmed.
Kaliento
1. Gots me some OIL!
2. NEEDS ME SOME MOAR FISH!
3. Screw it. Name Change! Hail Meddacah
4. Gotcha Slat.
Rangan
1. Worst person in existence
OOC: This nation is my puppet!
Danelaw Scandinavia
1. Scandinavian...I guess.
2. Pianos? I have no idea where that came from. But Distro thought that it was key to Danes smash intro card
Aslaconrad
1. Thought he could avoid my list
Haviluthen
1. Religious...persons... I think.
Ruseniya
1.Wanted to be on list
2. Thinks 1. is cringy.
The remnant of the enclave
1. AMERICA IS PURE!
2. HAIL THE PRESIDENT!
Virgolia
1. He's... there....I guess.
2. Is the Talitoan war crimes archivist.
Imperfeudal
1. You are here now
Warris : I want the real main account.
Lerasi : I said the real main account.
Aivintis: Perfection.
The Militarius Imperium
1. Needs bread
2. Capitalism
Merlovich
1. Gonna need to think of good one here...
Encurage
1. Wait this guy isn’t even here anymore.
The Solar Ottomans
1. Weed Cards
Kylondia
1. Heard he’s a wonderful guy!
(Current puppet.)
Technocratic tagalog
1. Poison...I think. Or is that Centralist?
Distro-Spartica
1. Super Smash NS Bros Ultimate! Waluigi is STILL not in the game!
Made edits.
Alright. Time to do the thing.
Lerasi and Rage mage
He didn't send the link as of that post. Now he did and Round One is complete.
Round Two comin up.
La Xinga and Rage mage
Now that I know it exists from the beginning...
Political Usurpation Movements
- Description - The remnants of the Imperial Government, this faction comprises of all those who remained loyal to the Kaiserin and Royal Family. They seek to reverse the collapse of the Imperial State, and forge a stronger Empire, with the Crown leading it.
Government - Single-Party Constitutional Monarchy
Strength - 6/10
Largest City - Berlin
Capital City - Fort Kairson
Long Term Goals - Restoration of the Empire and expansion into Iron Pakt territories. The Gray Kampfia Movement will also seek to solidify and strengthen the political powers of the Royal Family.
Current State - At the moment, the Gray Movement is in a dire state. After losing Neue Königsberg early into the collapse, and then subsequently losing Ost-Farlen, the Monarchists are low on morale and supply. Currently, they hold few major cities and ports, and are relying upon on the Nörd-Kampfia "Wheat Valley" as their primary form of supplies. While the Kaiserin and her remaining Iron Guard serve as a strong leadership for Gray troops, they lack a large enough army and air force to launch an effective counter-assault.
Population - 200 Million
National Spirts:
Iron Will - Fueled by a desire to serve the Empire, many troops rush through training with gusto in order to be deployed to the front.
Royal Crown - Through a mix of political and social influence, the Kaiserin is able to recruit far more people than any single Propaganda Campaign could ever hope to.
Loss of Neue Königsberg - With the loss of the Iron City, stability and morale within the Empire is incredibly low, with defectors and pessimists being a common problem.
Extreme Rationing - With low food supplies, troops and civilians alike are running on fumes, and the promise of food itself is enough to turn loyalists onto defectors.
Limited Industry - Losing the majority of Süd-Kampfia, the majority of the Empire's industry has fallen into the hands of others, and now products such as armor, weapons, etc. have become increasingly scarce.
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Description - The followers of Iron Chancellor Rumstern and his ideology. This faction consists of multiple anti-Monarchy groups, leftists, socialists, and military officials who have grown away from the Kaiserin and her path.
Government - Single-Party Socialist Dictatorship
Strength - 8/10
Largest City - Neue Königsberg
Capital City - Neue Königsberg
Long Term Goals - Reclamation of all Imperial Lands and spreading the influence of both Kampfians and Communism through out Valsora.
Current State - The Red Kampfia Movement is riding on a successful wave of momentum at the moment, having driven the Gray Kampfia completely from Neue Königsberg and Ost-Farlen in two consecutive victories, the Reds are looking to quickly end the Monarchists in another major offensive. Currently occupying the Kampfian Heartland and 2 of the Empire's largest cities, the Reds control a large population, and vast amounts of industry. Food will become an issue, but with the Central Grain Basin and plenty of supplies, no long-term issues are expected.
Population - 356 Million
National Spirts:
Will of the People - Civilians and Military alike have bowed to the words of Rumstern, allowing for plenty of workers and soldiers to serve the Movement.
The Iron City - By holding Neue Königsberg, the birthplace of the Kampfian Culture, the Reds can claim the sole right to rule over the region of Kampfia.
Victorious Morale - Back to back victories have hopes and spirits alike high as the Red Movement continues pushing out the Gray's.
Bitter Storms - Due to much of the South region being cold and frozen during certain parts of the year, farming and industry in the South is often slowed or stopped for entire parts of the year.
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Description - A branch of the usual Nationalist Mentality of the Iron People that seeks to purify the land and spread Kampfian Dominance across the
Government - Single-Party Nationalist Dictatorship
Strength - 3/10
Largest City - Askor
Capital City - Askor
Long Term Goals - Reclaim the Empire and all lost colonies. Ally with the Iron Pakt and spread a new hegemony over Valsora.
Current State - The National Kampfian State is desperate, with the Davian Peninsula being hard to build infrastructure upon, and sparsely populated. The movement is currently importing more supplies than it produces, and aims to secure viable land before winter sets in.
Population - 7 Million
National Spirts:
Import Imbalance - The National State is driving itself into debt in an effort to sustain itself, with food, water, and industry being scarce in the Peninsula.
Frozen Forests - Due to the cold and forested landscape of the peninsula, industry and housing alike are rare in the State, with the Coastline being the only heavily inhabited area.
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Description - Seeing a chance to refound the Imperial Republic, this faction seeks to reform Arun's Nation, and continue Arun's plan to create a world of competition, efficiency, and democracy. Currently controlling the upper stretches of the Western Bread Bowl, as well as parts of two of Kampfia's major rivers, the Imperial Republic is in a good position to fight against several enemies.
Government - Authoritative Representative Republic
Strength - 7/10
Largest City - Struttgratten
Capital City - Struttgratten
Long Term Goals - Politically reform back into a Free Republic, and reclaim the lands of the Empire and the Kampfian Peoples.
Current State - At the moment, the Republic is in a great position to strike, with a large amount of supplies, loyal followers, and the Struttgratten Officer Academy fueling it's military. It's greatest flaw however, is terrain, with Lower Arasesotic Alps to the North, and the Bavary Forest to the West, they are only able to push South, while risking parts of the Western Bread Bowl.
Population - 187 Million
National Spirts:
Presidential Leadership - A man of the people, the words and actions of President Alex Fikrul allow for many in the Republic to feel inspired and encouraged to serve the Republic's army.
Contained Terrain - At the moment, the Republic is boxed in by the landscapes surround their borders, preventing any significant and safe movement of troops.
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Description - Consisting of the high members of the Church of Týr and many of the Empire's fanatical members, the Uzilist lead a religious state that is bent on preserving order, no matter the cost. Currently, they occupy the area between the Upper and Lower Arasesotic Alps, with access to Lake Üruk. The Uzilists, at the moment, only control a small level of infrastructure, but excel at using the Alps and the forests of their region for Guerrilla Warfare.
Government - Theocratic Oligarchy
Strength - 5/10
Largest City - Salzer
Capital City - Salzer
Long Term Goals - Gaining control over the Empire and using it's strength to spread a Holy Order of Discipline and Sacrifice across Valsora.
Current State - The Uzilists are in good spirits, as many see the Iron Kingdom collapsing as a sign that it is time for them to right the wrongs of the region, and bring a new age of Holy Rule to Kampfia. While lacking in industry and supply, the Uzilists have the mindsets and reserves to last for months or years, while simultaneously supporting Guerrilla Troops to defend their mountainous home.
Population - 25 Million
National Spirts:
Týr's Will - Fueled by righteous cause, the Uzilists are incredibly motivated and supportive or using war to meet their Holy Desires.
Mountainous Terrain - Serving as a double-edged sword, the Uzilists are protected by the mountains, but very little hope of making major troop deployments outside of the Lower Alps.
Eyes of Fenrir - Through use of the terrain around the Alps, Uzilists troops are able to monitor all points of entry to their lands, and deploy hit-and-run tactics to either stop or weaken enemy troops as they approach.
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Description - With the collapse of the Iron Kingdom, the Caliphate has seized the chance to rise, free from the suppression of the Royal Government, the Caliphate has seized most of Usnistan in the name of their religion. Currently, they control most of the Empire's former Colonial Marines, with access to the Orange Sea and a fairly strong land force. The Caliphate claims that they shall purge all Non-Usnistani's from the continent, and spread the word of Allah far and wide throughout Valsora.
Government - Theocratic Dictatorship
Strength - 8/10
Largest City - Yulman
Capital City - Fort Müller
Long Term Goals - Spread of Farasai Islam to multiple countries and continents. Eradication of several people groups and religions. Reclamation os Usnistan for Barish Tribes.
Current State - The Caliphate stands tall right now, being one of the strongest factions in the Civil War, and with a great wave of momentum, they are prepared to continue spreading their religion throughout the region. However, the Caliphate must move swiftly and take some of West Usnistan's heavily industrialized zones, so as to continue fueling their war machine.
Population - 127 Million
National Spirts:
Holy Will - Through the use of religious devotion, the Caliphate is able to recruit and quickly train hundreds of soldiers and volunteers.
Anti-Imperialism - Many natibe tribes of Usnistan support the Caliphate due to it's claims to eradicate the Germans, Spainards, and Other Imperialist Groups that occupy the Continent.
Desert Paths - Due to tribal allies and founders, the Caliphate possesses knowledge of Usnistan's interior deserts, with this information, the Caliphate is capable of sending troops, supplies, and launch attacks from virtually anywhere.
Rapid Victory - Through swiftly defeating or converting Kampf Colonial Marines to their cause, the Caliphate has generated a momentum of victory, causing the people under it to support it's conquests, and to agree that the Caliphate's Union is beneficial to all native tribes.
Tribal Diversity - Due to being made of several tribes, the Caliphate does suffer from the groups having different ideas and priorities.
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Independence Movements
Description - An ancient civilization that bordered Proto-Kampf. They were conquered early, but maintained a high degree of autonomy throughout their subjugation. Due to new policies by Kaiserin Wilhelmina, they feel it necessary to rise against the Empire.
Government - Republic
Strength - 4/10
Largest City - Hamen
Capital City - Grußen
Long Term Goals - Survival as a nation, and restoration of their cultural and political identity as a people and a nation.
Population - 3 Million
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Description - An ancient partner of the Kampfians that was vital in pushing the Slags, Svelts, Asens, Davians, and minor tribes out of the West. After merging with the Empire, the Kingdom served as a major source of political power. Due to the efforts of Wilhelmina to censor Haus Hülfort and strengthen Haus Hohenzollern, the Kingdom has decided to reclaim it's pre-merger territories.
Government - Constitutional Monarchy
Strength - 7/10
Largest City - Jüngar
Capital City - Jüngar
Long Term Goals - Restoration of their culture, and expansion to establish power, control, and influence over the Kampfia Region.
Population - 15 Million
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Description - Despite a mass migration to Western Arasesos, the natives and original people of Ostaria never completely left. When Kampfia expanded North post-migration, a great many Ostarians remained, and became a recognized minority in the Empire. Despite programs designed to induatrialize and incorporate the area, they have revolted against the Crown.
Government - Representative Republic
Strength - 2/10
Largest City - Artsben
Capital City - Artsben
Long Term Goals - Restoration of Traditional Ostarian culture, beliefs, and reverence for their Fatherland.
Population - 1 Million
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Description - Consisting of a Crime Syndicate in the majority of Süd-Asen, the Organization seeks freedom from Kampfian Law that has prevented their organization from expanding.
Government - Unknown
Strength - 4/10
Largest City - Heilshun
Capital City - Heilshun
Long Term Goals - Assume control over Southern trade routes and begin exploitation of uninhabited and inhabited coastlines in the region.
Population - 200,000
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Description - Based in many of the borderlands with Terreich, this organization seeks to reform the Königreich of Nörd-Kampfia.
Government - Monarchy (Assumed)
Strength - 1/10
Largest City - Völkstar
Capital City - Völkstar
Long Term Goals - Re-Foundation of the Öst-Konig Crown and rule over Nörd-Kampfia.
Population - 2 Million
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Description - The City State of Saint Fredericksburg has sought independence due to differences between it and the mainland. Now that the Crown is pestered by other rebellions, the State has chosen now to secede.
Government - Representative Republic
Strength - 3/10
Largest City - Saint Fredericksburg
Capital City - Saint Fredericksburg
Long Term Goals - Spreading Republican ideals and equality throughout Western Usnistan and eventual re-acquisition of the Iron Crown and Eastern Empire.
Population - 68 Million
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Description - A large ethnic group in Central-South Arasesos that was long ago partitioned by the Asendavians and Kampfians. Under the chaos of the Empire, they seek to rebuild themselves from the ashes.
Government - Authoritarian Democracy
Strength - 1/10
Largest City - Strunburg
Capital City - Strunburg
Long Term Goals - Survival and Reformation of Svelt Culture, and striving towards a future of self-governance.
Population - 7 Million
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Description - A group of passionate Naval Personnel who seek to control the lands they have been stationed in for months. Seeking to be free of Neue Königsberg command, they have deserted with their supplies.
Note: They are currently weaker due to the "secession" of the South Germanic Pirate Organization.
Government - Military Dictatorship
Strength - 5/10
Largest City - Port Haiben
Capital City - Fort Düls
Long Term Goals - To maintain control and exploitation over the Süd-Kampfia region through raids and aggressive expansion.
Population - 800,000
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Description - The small island of Eineg was peacefully incorporated into Hohenzburg long ago, but recent developments have caused them to secede from the Empire.
Government - Constitutional Monarchy
Strength - 2/10
Largest City - Eineg
Capital City - Eineg
Long Term Goals - Cooperation with neighboring nations in order to continue a history of economic and military stability and protection.
Population - 3 Million
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Description - After the partition of TDS West-Usnistan, several figures of the absorbed syndicate were allowed to stay in power, so long as they served Neue Königsberg. Now, they seek to serve themselves and have declared independence.
Government - Oligarchy Syndicate
Strength - 3/10
Largest City - Petör
Capital City - Petör
Long Term Goals - Resuming smuggling, trade, and black market affairs without fear of repercussion from Neue Königsberg rule.
Population - 1 Million
I made the mistake of clicking on this.
Lerasi and Global twitter
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