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Speaking of weird island slavs, would anyone be interested in participating in my civil war RP? TG/Discord if interested.

It seems almost entirely free to play once you get it, and any andcpurchasing options aren’t in your face. It’s not the sort of mobile game that relies on taking x amount of real world time to do one task so those types of micros are nonexistent. The only real incentive to pay is for what looks like 1 special map that you otherwise need to beat the base 5 on brutal difficulty to get. It looks like it might get DLC/expansion though judging what it says in the map selection screen.

somehow this is mlm, not sure how but it's gotta be

Athara magarat

Corindia wrote:Need some Zuca brand beers, hard mate, and seltzers for people who are the worst?

Da!

Athara magarat

Brulafi wrote:I can imagine Brulafi makes a huge bunch of fruit brandy (aka Rakia), as well as Brulafi being a tea drinker especially since both DdM and AM have offered to colonize me. Perhaps some wars happen there between you two, btw?

Dragao do mar wrote:What do you think about me and AM making an accord in the mid 1600 to divide you between us? (Like the Treaty of Tordesillas) So you would be divided in North Brulafi and South Brulafi with different colonizations and cultures

That's actually a great idea!

Dragao do mar and Brulafi

Athara magarat

Brulafi wrote:Okay, I think it's time someone made a dispatch to chronicle the different alcoholic beverages of the Isles.

I literally said I would do that like the tea one...

Brulafi

Been playing the hell out of Star Trek Online. First time in years since I last played it and boy has there been some new content!

Athara magarat and Brulafi

Athara magarat

Gday and welcome back to Two Weeks. I know you all are still out there, despite the crushing hit to my ego that comes from the distinct decline of upvoting active but not quite active enough to be able to produce new RP things. Hopefully in the next couple weeks someone stirs up some drama in the League (EDIT: Maybe it's happening already?). That is what I’ve put my TWIust in (I'm so sorry for that pun).

Anyway, gday to the new and returning nations. I hope you’ll be settled in quickly and take the opportunity of one of the more quieter seasons in the region to get your nation fleshed out and ready for when everything picks up again :).

On that note, welcome back to Cantonos.

Also, before I begin there’s a few things I want to plug.

  • There’s a cricket tournament going on. If you’re involved, it’d be great for you to write about your team. If you’re not, feel free to protest against the inevitable bureaucratic oligarchs that run these tournaments in-character. Either way, it’s a great opportunity for you to write stuff and already have an idea of what to write about.

  • Scantarbia (modern day tech/enviro nation in the Southern Sea) needs someone to do a really rubbish/botched invasion of his nation back somewhere in history. Telegram him for more information

  • Need some double decker suburban trains for your rail networks? Excellent! The Currawong train now exists and is open to orders. Telegram AInslie for more information

There wasn’t heaps on the agenda this past fortnight so I’ve bunched the threads together. As always, you can find the threads via the NS forums or by clicking here:

On TWItter we are learning that the Alteran Republics are getting themselves a new major international airport. We also learn they’re proud of their cricketers despite a decisive loss against a team in complete disarray. Think like Civ V warriors winning against Civ v XCOM Squads. Alteran captain captain is “pleased” with the overall performance. They’re also beginning to finish the planning of a pretty advanced frigate. It also looks like we’ll need to storm the Alteran Republics, not only because of their cricket and their frigate but also because they could be hiding the tools to talk to aliens. Alteran space agency then clarifies their comments a bit. Altera looking to buddy up with the Noronnicans and their colonies again whilst they test out yet another piece of military technology.

In the news this fortnight, the Scantarbian Government is fully prepared to start a trade war over gassy cars and two teens are presumed to be murdered in Brulafi. Charity for women in Enchanta gets some air time with the founder who has the strangely familiar surname of “McIntosh” Noronica? and also a student who made a documentary about the war gets into the news.

The Marians (Those from Dragao Do Mar) definitely rule out sabotage against the King’s plane being the reason for its malfunction. Cantonos media pull out their PR resources in order to tell the world about their (honestly intriguing, no sarcasm) flip on the traditional singing contest format. Martenyikans celebrate as their team pulls an absolute upset against Dragao Do Mar, who have had teams win cricket competitions in the Isles before. Possibly authentic quotes from people on dah streets of Corindia from a suspiciously inauthentic publication express their confusion over their national team actually winning a cricket game.

Awww mann…. What a day or two it’s been in the League. The thing got some CPR (As in Crisis Propelled Rescutation) courtesy of Athara Magarat’s delegate who seems a little concerned about how the hornets that seem like they’ve been exploited a decent amount by their people have turned around and started attacking them courtesy of a fungus. Brulafi offers assistance, Dr Amal Baik from Scantarbia gives us a biology lesson which is DESTROYED by FACTS and LOGIC from the Athara Magarati (yes, strange, I know). They then ask for more input. Nhoori delegate who doesn’t seem to be a big fan of bugs actively advocates for their preservation whilst the Ahnslen delegate then shifts the responsibility of his government to a specific subdivisional Government of Ainslie and to a major NGO before rushing off.

Improptu biologist/delegate suggests they go for the fungus infecting the hornets and causing them to act eratically before that gets DESTROYED again by the Athara Magarati. Speaking of facts and logic, Havallandish delegate highlights that his kingdom has always believed in alchemy and suggests that could help the situation. Corindi delegate takes a double take before entering an existential crisis about the passage of time before one of the Ahnslen aides who has remained is used as a tool to show the lingering anti-monarchist tendencies of the Ahnslen people.

So, that’s all for this fortnight. I’ll see you in two weeks.

Tagging Vancouvia, the powerpoint magician

Read dispatch

A Magarati delegate saying logic and facts...we have come to an alternate timeline...

Almorea and Brulafi

Athara magarat wrote:I literally said I would do that like the tea one...

Awesome then, can't wait to see it! Lol I must have misread your earlier posts. Should I TG you with the drinks of Brulafi?

Alteran Republics wrote:Been playing the hell out of Star Trek Online. First time in years since I last played it and boy has there been some new content!

Oh lord, that brings back memories of middle school, playing that on my cruddy laptop. RIP USS Roosevelt-D

Athara magarat wrote:

Gday and welcome back to Two Weeks. I know you all are still out there, despite the crushing hit to my ego that comes from the distinct decline of upvoting active but not quite active enough to be able to produce new RP things. Hopefully in the next couple weeks someone stirs up some drama in the League (EDIT: Maybe it's happening already?). That is what I’ve put my TWIust in (I'm so sorry for that pun).

Anyway, gday to the new and returning nations. I hope you’ll be settled in quickly and take the opportunity of one of the more quieter seasons in the region to get your nation fleshed out and ready for when everything picks up again :).

On that note, welcome back to Cantonos.

Also, before I begin there’s a few things I want to plug.

  • There’s a cricket tournament going on. If you’re involved, it’d be great for you to write about your team. If you’re not, feel free to protest against the inevitable bureaucratic oligarchs that run these tournaments in-character. Either way, it’s a great opportunity for you to write stuff and already have an idea of what to write about.

  • Scantarbia (modern day tech/enviro nation in the Southern Sea) needs someone to do a really rubbish/botched invasion of his nation back somewhere in history. Telegram him for more information

  • Need some double decker suburban trains for your rail networks? Excellent! The Currawong train now exists and is open to orders. Telegram AInslie for more information

There wasn’t heaps on the agenda this past fortnight so I’ve bunched the threads together. As always, you can find the threads via the NS forums or by clicking here:

On TWItter we are learning that the Alteran Republics are getting themselves a new major international airport. We also learn they’re proud of their cricketers despite a decisive loss against a team in complete disarray. Think like Civ V warriors winning against Civ v XCOM Squads. Alteran captain captain is “pleased” with the overall performance. They’re also beginning to finish the planning of a pretty advanced frigate. It also looks like we’ll need to storm the Alteran Republics, not only because of their cricket and their frigate but also because they could be hiding the tools to talk to aliens. Alteran space agency then clarifies their comments a bit. Altera looking to buddy up with the Noronnicans and their colonies again whilst they test out yet another piece of military technology.

In the news this fortnight, the Scantarbian Government is fully prepared to start a trade war over gassy cars and two teens are presumed to be murdered in Brulafi. Charity for women in Enchanta gets some air time with the founder who has the strangely familiar surname of “McIntosh” Noronica? and also a student who made a documentary about the war gets into the news.

The Marians (Those from Dragao Do Mar) definitely rule out sabotage against the King’s plane being the reason for its malfunction. Cantonos media pull out their PR resources in order to tell the world about their (honestly intriguing, no sarcasm) flip on the traditional singing contest format. Martenyikans celebrate as their team pulls an absolute upset against Dragao Do Mar, who have had teams win cricket competitions in the Isles before. Possibly authentic quotes from people on dah streets of Corindia from a suspiciously inauthentic publication express their confusion over their national team actually winning a cricket game.

Awww mann…. What a day or two it’s been in the League. The thing got some CPR (As in Crisis Propelled Rescutation) courtesy of Athara Magarat’s delegate who seems a little concerned about how the hornets that seem like they’ve been exploited a decent amount by their people have turned around and started attacking them courtesy of a fungus. Brulafi offers assistance, Dr Amal Baik from Scantarbia gives us a biology lesson which is DESTROYED by FACTS and LOGIC from the Athara Magarati (yes, strange, I know). They then ask for more input. Nhoori delegate who doesn’t seem to be a big fan of bugs actively advocates for their preservation whilst the Ahnslen delegate then shifts the responsibility of his government to a specific subdivisional Government of Ainslie and to a major NGO before rushing off.

Improptu biologist/delegate suggests they go for the fungus infecting the hornets and causing them to act eratically before that gets DESTROYED again by the Athara Magarati. Speaking of facts and logic, Havallandish delegate highlights that his kingdom has always believed in alchemy and suggests that could help the situation. Corindi delegate takes a double take before entering an existential crisis about the passage of time before one of the Ahnslen aides who has remained is used as a tool to show the lingering anti-monarchist tendencies of the Ahnslen people.

So, that’s all for this fortnight. I’ll see you in two weeks.

Tagging Vancouvia, the powerpoint magician

Read dispatch

A Magarati delegate saying logic and facts...we have come to an alternate timeline...

Yeah, where's the policy suggestions based on "color + mystical animal"? So out-of-character. :P

Athara magarat

Brulafi wrote:Awesome then, can't wait to see it! Lol I must have misread your earlier posts. Should I TG you with the drinks of Brulafi?

Please do

Tea Culture of the Isles

by Athara magarat

Tea culture is defined by the way tea is made and consumed, by the way the people interact with tea, and by the aesthetics surrounding tea drinking. It includes aspects of tea production, tea brewing, tea arts and ceremony, society, history, health, ethics, education, and communication and media issues.

Tea plays an important role in some countries of the Isles. It is commonly consumed at social events, and many cultures have created intricate formal ceremonies for these events. Morning tea and afternoon tea are national custom in coutries like Athara magarat. Tea may be drunk in small private gatherings (tea parties) or in public (tea houses designed for social interaction).

Different regions favor different varieties of tea—black, green, or oolong—and use different flavorings, such as herbs, milk, or sugar. The temperature and strength of the tea likewise vary widely.

Aprosia (New aapelistan)


Painting of medieval Aprosian tea ceremony

The tea culture of Aprosia is an important part of the different national cultures of Aprosia. Grown locally in the coastal regions and to an extent in the valleys of the inland, tea (tén, tʰe:n) has been grown in Aprosia for ages and has local many local variants. While regular black tea is usually served unsweetened and without milk or spices, certain cold variants and alcohol variants are sweetened, either by sugar or mixing with sweet rice wines. The considerable variations of tea in Aprosia has led to tea being widespread in Aprosia.

Regular Aprosian tea is commonly prepared by boiling water and tea at the same time. A samovar style contraption, ténšášd (tʰe:nʃaʃd), is also commonly used, especially in public tea serving establishments. Iced tea in Aprosia is prepared by steeping tea in liquid for a lengthy period, usually with sugar and possibly with alcohol, until it is cooled and the steeped tea leaves are removed.

Tea is served in several occasions and while a concept of tea time has not developed, tea is a common drink in restaurants and mazdénud (mazdʰe:nud), alongside regular teahouses. Tea servings in teahouses and mazdénud are often alongside tobacco consumption in Aprosia and different snacks and foods. In contrast to traditionally quiet and peaceful teahouses, the mazdénud are establishments serving different drinks and foods, accompanied by live displays of music and different games, a form of gambling in Aprosia. While regulated since independence, the mazdénud form of gambling and the tea culture related to them are relatively common in Aprosia and in the Aprosiatic diaspora.

Athara Magarat


One of the largest tea producers in the Isles, Athara magarat is a country where tea is popular all over as a breakfast and afternoon drink. It is often served with milk (usually of Kirati yak or horse), sugar, and spices such as ginger, cardamom, black pepper and cinnamon. Almost all the tea consumed is black Aruneli tea of CTC variety. Usually tea leaves are boiled in water while making tea, and milk is added.

Tea is unofficially considered the national drink of Magarat by most of her citizens. Offering tea to visitors is the cultural norm in Magarati homes, offices and places of business. The "Art of Tea" is a cultural activity involving the ceremonial preparation and presentation of tea. Small tea shops are prevalent across the entire country for Magaratis and foreigners who wish for readily-prepared tea while tea houses are used only for holding tea ceremonies.

There are two most famous hangates in the Magarat region that produce black teas:Arun Valley and Khumbuwan. Khumbu tea is known for its delicate aroma and light color. It has high aroma and yellow or brown liquid after brewing. Aruneli tea, on the other hand, is known for its robust taste, dark color and intense aroma. Hangate of Arun Valley produces the largest quantity of tea in Magarat, mostly of the CTC variety, and is one of the biggest suppliers of major international brands such as TBD and TBD.

Some unique Magarati teas include -

  • Chathaese Tongba: Despite its name, Chathaese Tongba (the actual tongba is a millet-based alcoholic beverage from northeastern Magarati hangates such as Arun Valley) is in fact a tea famous for its sour taste. It is said to have originated from the area which is now known as San Montagnan Chatha. The Chathaese Tongba is made from sweet black tea fermented with a mixture of yeasts and bacteria. The exact mixture is not known to outsiders so it still remains a mystery.

  • Chuli Style Yak Tea: Mostly seen in northern and central Magarati hangates, this is essentially tea with butter from Kirati yak as a substitute for milk. This tea is a very warming drink suited for cold weather in the central Chuli Mountain Range and northern Magarat. The tea also provides high caloric energy, as well as protection from chapped lips since it has butter. However, the butter should be from a Kirati yak or else it will just create a greasy film.

  • Hangun's Tea: Usually stalks, twigs and stems of green tea are used as fertilizers in other countries. But 13th Century Magarati nobility from the various constituent hangates of the Khas-Kirat Empire blended them to create this unique tea. As parts of tea plants usually excluded in other teas are found in this tea, one will find that the taste and aroma are very unique in a pleasant way. Regular Hangun's Tea comes from Arun Valley or Khumbuwan hangates.

  • Khumbuwani Cannabis Tea: This is a cannabis-infused drink prepared by stepping various parts of the cannabis plant in hot or cold water. Since both tea and cannabis are heavily-cultivated in Khumbuwan, the cannabis tea is readily available there.

  • Wrestling of Snake and Turtle: This is essentially a mixture of small amount of liquor and black tea. Usually, caffeine and alcohol mixed together can be very unhealthy if both are in large doses. It is essential to only use large amount of one and small amount of the other. The alcohol can be any, but brandy is touted as the best tasting in Wrestling of Snake and Turtle tea. Only 1/2 or 1/4 of the alcohol in the bottle's lid should be poured into tea cup while the rest should be boiled tea. It is also important to put in alcohol first and tea later, not in reverse.

  • Yarsha Chiya: This Magarati tea used to be very exotic but now it's becoming better known in the world of tea lovers. Yarsha Chiya is in fact a green tea slowly aged using a subspecies of the Ophiocordyceps magaratis fungus, and now Magarati government only acknowledge Yasha Chiya produced in Chuli Hangate as the authentic one. Yarsha Chiya is available as loose leaves, thick rectangular block, or a round disc-shaped which looks like a cake. In fact, carefully aged Yarsha Chiya are one of the most expensive teas in the Isles.

  • TBD Tea:

Dragao do Mar


Most people in the southern Dragao do mar drink tea everyday, while most in the north drink coffee. A small portion of Marians drink both coffee and tea, usually coffee in the morning and tea in the evening.

Martenyika


Tea is important in Martenyika not just economically, but culturally, and even medically. Black tea has grown in popularity throughout Martenyika, with two main varieties grown for export and domestic consumption, but old traditional brews also remain. Here are some of the teas Martenyikans enjoy:

Aromatique: "aromatique" (aromatic) is the colloquial name for Martenyika's signature light black all-day tea variety, which is unique because of the distinct fragrance of its leaves and the subsequent brew. Aromatique is often described with terms such as light, refreshing, and airy; it is almost exclusively drunk hot and without any additions, to avoid ice or other flavors influencing the tea's delicate nature. This tea has become very common in Martenyikan society, often serving as a form of basic hospitality or impetus for social interaction.

Jelani (AKA Janga/Jabali): While the exact name varies depending on the region, they all refer to the same strong black tea base, and in fact they all mean something along the lines of "strength." Jelani is both the name of the strong black tea itself, and more accurately the beverages that use it as a base. The full bodied, astringent nature of Jelani makes it difficult to overpower, so additions like honey or honey wine, lemon, and so forth are common. Jelani is enjoyed either hot or iced, because it is not at risk of being watered down from ice.

Chicory Tea: Chicory tea, like the chicory plant itself, is a staple of rural Martenyikans in particular. Chicory grows plentifully in such areas, and has been used for food as well as a range of medicinal purposes. This tea can be made with either the chicory flowers or dried roots. Reportedly these types of chicory tea can treat a vast range of issues, from increasing appetite and calming upset stomachs to relieving pain. Additionally it can act as a sedative if enough is consumed in one sitting.

Khat Tea: Khat tea is a base of almost any kind of tea that is brewed with the addition of khat. Khat itself is a plant whose leaves and stems may be chewed for euphoriant drug properties, and reportedly it can alleviate medical ailments such as diabetes, depression, stomach ulcers, obesity, headaches, and male infertility. Khat tea is mostly used for medicinal purposes, and it holds spiritual and cultural significance due to being featured in certain ritual traditions. The idea is that the properties of both the khat and the tea base would work together to amplify benefits on the one drinking it. Khat and khat tea drinking have come under scrutiny due to side effects, but they remain legal in Martenyika.

Ostehaar


A tehfaar in Haalban

Since the 18th century, when tea was first introduced to Ostehaar through Noronica during the Noronnican period, Ostehaar has been one of the region's greatest tea consumers, with an average annual per-capita tea supply of 1.23 kg (2.71 lbs). While in many other countries coffee has replaced tea as the most common hot drink - in Ostehaar tea has prevailed and gradually gained the status of a national drink. The Oster word for tea is teh (pronounced like day with a 't' instead of a 'd').

A Linkteahouse (tehfaar in Oster) is an establishment which primarily serves tea, usually having a quiet or subdued atmosphere. Like pubs, tea-houses in Ostehaar are common places for social gatherings, usually of a few close friends and for the purpose of having a calm conversation. Most Osters drink strong black tea with a bit of sugar, and no other additions (such as milk or lemon). Most tea brands consumed in Ostehaar today are imported from Noronica, Athara magarat and Negarakita.

Tea is often offered to guests by a host, and small food portions are often served during "noon tea" (ernteh, which literally means day-tea in Oster) and "evening tea" (aalarteh, lit. last-tea). It is the beverage of choice for many Osters when they are not drinking alcohol - for instance, tea is always the drink served to the designated driver in anti drinking & driving ads.

Segentova


Segentova stands out among nations, as tea and coffee seem to enjoy similar levels of popularity throughout Segentova, with certain regional differences. As a general rule of thumb, tea is more often consumed in the more temperate, southern regions (where tea is a common cash-crop cultivated in the lange plantations) while coffee is more often consumed in the arid islands and cooler climate of the north. Cultural customs surrounding tea broadly follow continental European trends, as such it is oftentimes served sweetened and with added milk.

Local taverns, pubs, and cafes, which serve as social and communal centers throughout the country commonly serve both coffee and tea as non-alcoholic alternatives throughout the day, and it is not an uncommon sight to see families or groups of friends sitting around a table and enjoying a cup of tea in the local Taverne ( Segen colloquialism for any establishment offering food and drink).

Common additions to Segentovan tea often include Sheep or Goats milk, as these have historically been the most common types of livestock held in the country, often sweetened with sugar, honey or molasses. An alternative to this is the use of condensed milk. Tea in Segentova commonly served with biscuits or small portions of cake or pastry on the side. Especially during winter, it is not uncommon for people to add particularly liquor or spirits to their tea. When served in an establishment, this is commonly referred to as an extra. As smoking-laws are comparatively lace in Segentova (allowing restaurants and bars to set their own policy, provided they warn about it at the entrance, and, should the have separate smoking and nonsmoking sections, segregate these), tobacco is oftentimes consumed along with tea. It is said by many that the stereotypical image of rural Segentova is and elderly shepherd wearing a beret and smoking his pipe while he enjoys a cup of tea, with a little extra in it.

Wellsia


Most Wellsians drink coffee in the morning, even though hot tea is also popular, iced sweet tea is common for noon and evening meals, with a hot tea often used as a mid afternoon snack.

Read dispatch

And this is a start, will work on it when I get home.

page=dispatch/id=1252085

Cantonos and Alteran Republics

Once more, seeking participants for a civil war RP I'm doing, taking all comers!

Mokov wrote:Once more, seeking participants for a civil war RP I'm doing, taking all comers!

You on the map yet?

Brulafi wrote:You on the map yet?

Yep, I'm actually right next to you lol

Brulafi

Everyone was shocked when we called chemistry alchemy, is it really that big of a shock?

Brulafi

Havalland wrote:Everyone was shocked when we called chemistry alchemy, is it really that big of a shock?

I mean something like that would turn heads no doubt

Corindia wrote:I mean something like that would turn heads no doubt

Truly one of the League's bruh moments

Mokov wrote:Yep, I'm actually right next to you lol

Welcome, then! I'd be down, and if you wanna draft some history together, that'd be cool.

Brulafi wrote:Truly one of the League's bruh moments

trust me, the league has seen bigger bruh moments

Athara magarat and Brulafi

I got 3 snails for my tank, they're living it up with ten gallons of tank each

Athara magarat and Brulafi

Corindia wrote:trust me, the league has seen bigger bruh moments

Indeed, but it is in fact one of them

Okay so I'm trying to cue up some dark and spooky music for inspiration for my next news post, I put on shuffle...

The second song is the Miami Vice theme, so I go from moody and soft synths to that ridiculous gated reverb drum intro

I nearly crapped myself

The peace islands

I’m going to host a flag contest.
Rules:
-Flag needs to based on the idea of pacifism
-Be creative
-No inappropriate images
Submit your designs to me via Telegram
Have fun!

New news post, continuation of the happenings in Budakraj that I started a while back.

viewtopic.php?f=4&t=337003&p=36151276#p36151276

Athara magarat

The peace islands wrote:I’m going to host a flag contest.
Rules:
-Flag needs to based on the idea of pacifism
-Be creative
-No inappropriate images
Submit your designs to me via Telegram
Have fun!

Interesting... A country obsessed with equality, and now a nation obsessed with peace. You both even have a "Pacifist Congress" and "Equality Council." Nice

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