The Rudest Citizens in Lazarus
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
As a region, Lazarus is ranked 9,851st in the world for Rudest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Glorious Empire of Burning Pants | Anarchy | “LOOK! THE PANTS ARE BURNING RED!” | |
| 2. |  The Robocracy of Awesomeland | Capitalizt | “Omnia Merdae Sunt” | |
| 3. |  The Democratic Imperium of Nepleslia | Right-wing Utopia | “Strength in Unity” | |
| 4. |  The Ur-Quan Masters of Hesperonis | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?” | |
| 5. |  The Esoteric Order of Renea | New York Times Democracy | “FUTILE BREAD MACHINE!!!” | |
| 6. |  The McTrade Community of The Co-Prosperity-Sphere | Anarchy | “Go starve on the streets like you're supposed to!” | |
| 7. |  The Half Holy Maroon Oligarchy of Pelariac | Anarchy | “You can’t have a black market if everything is legal” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Leser | Corporate Bordello | “We are the best” | |
| 9. | The Jingoistic States of Drumpfpocalypse | Right-wing Utopia | “When I think I’m right, nothing bothers me.” | |
| 10. |  The Federal Republic of Aigania | Left-Leaning College State | “We know it” |
