The Rudest Citizens in New Warsaw Pact
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Aristocratic Regime of Lowell Leber | Capitalist Paradise | “Was wollen wir trinken” | |
| 2. |  The Corporatocratic Republic of The Republican Federation | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Profit, freedom, science” | |
| 3. |  The Federated Island Republics of Mikoyansk | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “God is with us! The chosen people of the Southern Isles” | |
| 4. |  The People's Republic of Hoxie | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Aere Perennius” | |
| 5. |  The Akuist Empire of Aku City | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Soul Crushing Dictatorship For A Better Tomarrow” | |
| 6. | The Royal Sovereign Monarchy of Keskinen | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Honor the Past, Defend the Present, Control the Future” | |
| 7. |  The Goth Doctor of Tae Takemi | Civil Rights Lovefest | “You're strictly prohibited from disclosing what happens” | |
| 8. |  The Neonom of Katt Neon | Left-Leaning College State | “Never miss a beat” | |
| 9. |  The Technocratic Socialist State of Serelania | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Apparatus Sum. Ego aeternam. Ut omnia cum grano salis.” | |
| 10. |  The Bartender of Jill Stingray | Left-Leaning College State | “Time to mix drinks and change lives” |
