The Nudest in Greater Middle East
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Stellar Empire of Lemlar | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Fides Est Regni Tutela” | |
| 2. |  The Armed Republic of Tusausiland | Democratic Socialists | “Laissez notre merde brune verser sur le monde!” | |
| 3. |  The The Yugoslav Empire of Dvaistic Republic of Serbia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Brotherhood and Unity” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Playingmyownrole | Anarchy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 5. |  The Federal Republic of Great Isratin | New York Times Democracy | “United despite differences” | |
| 6. |  The Commonwealth of Literally Anything | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Literally just anything” | |
| 7. |  The Imperial State of Afsharid Persia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Long Live Persia! | !زنده باد ایران” | |
| 8. |  The United Arab Republic of Abu Arabia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “أعظم أمة هي الأمة العربية” | |
| 9. |  The United States of Dietslande | Anarchy | “Ik Zal Handhaven” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of South Africa3 | Civil Rights Lovefest | “ǃke e꞉ ǀxarra ǁke | Unity in Diversity” |
