The Fattest Citizens in Europe
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Europe is ranked 9,503rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The United Corporations of Trol Industry||Corporate Bordello||“💰💰💰💰🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑”|
|2.||The United Provinces of Nova Hollandia||New York Times Democracy||“Concordia Res Parvae Crescunt”|
|3.||The Theocracy of God Fearing Devoted||Corporate Police State||“God protects the righteous”|
|4.||The Kleptocratic Republic of Beauprix||Corporate Bordello||“Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained”|
|5.||The Latamer of Latamer||Corporate Police State||“Latamer”|
|6.||The Incorporated States of First Nation Inc||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Pride and Industry”|
|7.||The Free Market Haven of Ravenbury||Compulsory Consumerist State||“A dollar in the pocket is worth two on the contract”|
|8.||The Federal Republic of Cassaracen||Corporate Police State||“Money, peace and justice are aims of a great leader”|
|9.||The Confederacy of The Griffin Republic||Right-wing Utopia||“With God's vengeance, we prosper.”|
|10.||The Holy Empire of Bizarro Durlia||Corporate Police State||“Might Makes Right”|