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Europe World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Europe

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Europe is ranked 9,503rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The United Corporations of Trol IndustryCorporate Bordello“💰💰💰💰🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑”
2.The United Provinces of Nova HollandiaNew York Times Democracy“Concordia Res Parvae Crescunt”
3.The Theocracy of God Fearing DevotedCorporate Police State“God protects the righteous”
4.The Kleptocratic Republic of BeauprixCorporate Bordello“Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained”
5.The Latamer of LatamerCorporate Police State“Latamer”
6.The Incorporated States of First Nation IncCompulsory Consumerist State“Pride and Industry”
7.The Free Market Haven of RavenburyCompulsory Consumerist State“A dollar in the pocket is worth two on the contract”
8.The Federal Republic of CassaracenCorporate Police State“Money, peace and justice are aims of a great leader”
9.The Confederacy of The Griffin RepublicRight-wing Utopia“With God's vengeance, we prosper.”
10.The Holy Empire of Bizarro DurliaCorporate Police State“Might Makes Right”
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