The Fattest Citizens in Europe
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Europe is ranked 19,955th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Supreme High Imperium of Terdiatlans | Anarchy | “All hail the Imperator!” | |
2. | The Confederacy of The Griffin Republic | Moralistic Democracy | “With God's vengeance, we prosper.” | |
3. | The Corporate Federation of Maritzal | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Together As One” | |
4. | The Community of The Dorvan Protectorate of Ferranghia | Right-wing Utopia | “Yes master, I am here to serve” | |
5. | The Federated Capitalist States of Southern Maus | Capitalizt | “Potentia Oeconomica Moralium” | |
6. | The Enterprise of Dalorxia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Lucrum Per Progressum, Profit through Progress.” | |
7. | The Holy Empire of Bizarro Durlia | Corporate Police State | “Might Makes Right” | |
8. | The Dictatorship of Kiikkulandia | Anarchy | “voi sampetti” | |
9. | The Most Glorious Dictatorship of Cidonia | Father Knows Best State | “Peace through Firepower” | |
10. | The Colony of The NSS Ministry of Colonial Affairs | Corporate Police State | “To serve The Federation of Northern Socialist States” |