The Most Advanced Public Transport in Psychotic Dictatorships
World Census experts captured, tagged, and released trains in order to identify which nations have the most extensive, well-funded public transportation systems.
As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 2,620th in the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
 | Nation | World | Societal Mobility Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Corrupt Dictatorship of Democratic Republic of Oppression | 382nd | 10,372.08 | ||
| 2. |  The Proletarian Dictatorship of Nedvia | 566th | 9,320.59 | ||
| 3. |  The Haar Meest Goddelijke Staten of Samantha-Higgs | 1,511th | 6,857 | ||
| 4. |  The Human Hive of Arachs | 2,115th | 6,094.91 | ||
| 5. |  The Acceleration Federation of Zergeria | 3,707th | 4,920.83 | ||
| 6. |  The Ecstatic Rush of Clubbing Baby Seals | 3,734th | 4,900.2 | ||
| 7. |  The Despotic Tyranny of Birkesia | 4,877th | 4,362.14 | ||
| 8. |  The Nebulous Populace of Serinupu | 5,604th | 4,098.37 | ||
| 9. |  The Endless Reign of Stiechtenlien | 6,547th | 3,822.21 | ||
| 10. |  The Islamic Caliphate of Talibanada | 7,866th | 3,528.57 | ||
