The World World Census
The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in the World
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Emoticons of Smiley Bob | Left-wing Utopia | “Where's my wallet?” | |
3. | The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “How will you act?” | |
4. | The District of Cole County | Capitalist Paradise | “Community” | |
5. | The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” | |
6. | The Thug of NWA EAZY E | Civil Rights Lovefest | “ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ” | |
7. | The Hip Hop Pioneer of Cozmo D | Psychotic Dictatorship | “I came to rock the human race.” | |
8. | The Mother Nature's Sick Joke of Muscovy Duck | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I am a loathesome creature.” | |
9. | The List of Ingredients | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Everything is full of ingredients.” | |
10. | The Uber Military Imperium of Italia | Corporate Police State | “Temilo me, dato che portano la distruzione del über...” |