by Max Barry

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The Largest Publishing Industry in The ProcrastiNations

The World Census tallied social media complaints from students regarding overpriced textbooks to determine which nations have the largest book publishing industries.

As a region, The ProcrastiNations is ranked 4,010th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Green Hotspots of Kabayong MalibogAnarchy“Playtime should be all the time.”
2.The Republic of JPopLiberal Democratic Socialists“Each day is a verse in the song of life!”
3.The Holy Blue Empire of TokwaIron Fist Consumerists“Anak ng tokwa naman o.”
4.The Incorporated States of CorporatehiveestanDemocratic Socialists“All work, all the time”
5.The Free Pink Land of BarurotFather Knows Best State“We strive to die in orgasmic bliss...”
6.The Most Serene Republic of Rent-a-NationIron Fist Consumerists“This space for rent!”
7.The Jingoistic States of GuanolandiaNew York Times Democracy“If it looks, smells & tastes like guano, it's guano!”
8.The Federal Republic of VictimsMoralistic Democracy“HELP ME!!!!!!!!”
9.The Nomadic Peoples of The Phaecal WastesIron Fist Consumerists“If you want it bad enough, you'll get it no matter what”
10.The Community of Wa Dha Pha Kiu Doo IngAuthoritarian Democracy“Wai doo dee shap entomi da mit”
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