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Chernarus State wrote:Your roommate, chopped up and skewered, plus corona blood

Simon: You sound like a dying seal

TikTok: pure cringe, but banning it seems a bit too much and could set a precedent

Simps: better than incels, but they need to actually just find the free porn sites instead of paying e-thots

Merc-simp: Yes; merc, stop peddling yer onlyfans

perfect, enough glaze before i put her on the spit

chookter :p

If you try to eat my puppy I'l eat your metaphysical existence

Kalaron-a wrote:If you try to eat my puppy I'l eat your metaphysical existence

-I'll-, and I fecking will, you slut - viewtopic.php?t=488022&f=20&view=unread#unread

Mercunova wrote:Not my fault you're so easy

Merc, buddy, I'm taken

Lavan Tiri wrote:GAH THIS AGAIN

SNAKC:
- SNAKE FEET
- BAKING SODA
- GLASS
- MY ROOMMATE

DRABK
- LIQUID
- THE BLOOD OF THE CORONA BAT
- MELTED CONFETTI
- PINEAPPLE FANTA

TALMK
- SIMON COWELL
- THE BANNING OF TIKTOK
- THE RISE OF "SIMPS" IN POPULAR CULTURE
- IS MERC A SIMP?

I'll have your roommate, alive please. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). With a pineapple fanta, of course. All this tea time is making me concerned for my calorie count.

Simon Cowell: I don't really think of him, nor do I care for his shows tbh.

TikTok: I find it interesting that people only seem to care about spying when it's the big bad China doing it. I find it hard to adhere to this view that China is as bad as we think (at least in this regard, fûck the concentration camps) when American companies and the US government do much of the same shît and are more likely to do something about it. I'm against banning it, though I do agree with the general idea that everyone should be more careful with their online data. Especially children, who should be trained in information security and literacy from a young age.

Simps: another example of white people taking black slang and misusing it to the point where it's near-completely removed from its origin. It's the gentrification of language and I can't say that I'm particularly fond of the idea.

Merc: he's a lot of things: a liar, a pig, an idiot, a simp... but he is NOT a porn star!

its been so long since i wrote the consulship reform to the constitution that i don't even remember what's in it anymore

Unfallious wrote:its been so long since i wrote the consulship reform to the constitution that i don't even remember what's in it anymore

consuls are poopoo restore the presidency

Can I just say how much I despise Education Secretary Betsy DeVos?

That's all

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

Chernarus State wrote:consuls are poopoo restore the presidency

no

Unfallious wrote:its been so long since i wrote the consulship reform to the constitution that i don't even remember what's in it anymore

Chernarus State wrote:consuls are poopoo restore the presidency

I mean, we're due some major constitutional reform right about now anyhow.

Bearlong wrote:I mean, we're due some major constitutional reform right about now anyhow.

I gladly accept your nomination to be Mayor-Emperor for Life

Unfallious wrote:no

Restore the presidium

Penguania and Antarctica wrote:Restore the presidium

Restore Peng's dignity

Chernarus State wrote:-I'll-, and I fecking will, you slut - viewtopic.php?t=488022&f=20&view=unread#unread

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/19/3a/92/193a92e9f59bdd4855929b18183dd56a.png

Also, anyone who wants to be mentioned as coming from the same world as Kalaron (to provide a partial link back to old RP history and to tie into my history) just has to send me a message. The state of affairs so far is that NS-World got blown up by a Berserker. Kalaron, for it's part, gave a hard middle finger to this and deployed a few fleets of Orion once the Berserker left for more lively pastures. The Orion's help to turn our far-flung colonies into something approaching livability as the old Kalaronian state suffers an existence-failure. Practically their last action now before splitting into the Emergency Military Coalition and the Republic of Kalaronian States was the transfer of a few Orions for use by Andy's people on their diaspora. Y'all can have some orbital space too, or leave like Andu does. If y'all want, we can even rediscover each other eventually. (My bullshit way of justifying a diaspora involves prototypes of an anti-matter initiated jump drive, so if you plan on leaving somewhere particularly fast rather than using a Generational Ship, I could write it in that we gave you one of our old scavenged prototypes)
Just know that it'd be a lot less safe than a usual drive, being a prototype and all...and being scavenged from the broken ruins of the base that was developing it...and then left to rust for ten years or so...with the AM in there >.>

Penguania and Antarctica wrote:Restore the presidium

Not even once twice

Chernarus State wrote:Your roommate, chopped up and skewered, plus corona blood

Simon: You sound like a dying seal

TikTok: pure cringe, but banning it seems a bit too much and could set a precedent

Simps: better than incels, but they need to actually just find the free porn sites instead of paying e-thots

Merc-simp: Yes; merc, stop peddling yer onlyfans

perfect, enough glaze before i put her on the spit

chookter :p

Tex for the millionth time. It's teuchter.

Lavan Tiri wrote:Restore Peng's dignity

By all means.

Midasia wrote:Can I just say how much I despise Education Secretary Betsy DeVos?

That's all

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

Trump and his entire administration are infested with scum.

SUP WHORES, IT BE TEA TIME.

SKCANS
- CRUMPET.
- HAIR.
- BARBARA.
- TOOTH.

SKNIRD
- SWEAT
- TEARS
- BLOOD
- CHERRY COKE

SCIPOT
- THE BITCHASS WASP THAT STUNG ME WHILE I WAS OUT FOR A RUN
- BATMAN: ARKHAM KNIGHT
- DEMOCRACY
- IS MERC THE GRAND WIZARD OF THE KU KLUX KLAN?

Lavan Tiri wrote:SUP WHORES, IT BE TEA TIME.

SKCANS
- CRUMPET.
- HAIR.
- BARBARA.
- TOOTH.

SKNIRD
- SWEAT
- TEARS
- BLOOD
- CHERRY COKE

SCIPOT
- THE BITCHASS WASP THAT STUNG ME WHILE I WAS OUT FOR A RUN
- BATMAN: ARKHAM KNIGHT
- DEMOCRACY
- IS MERC THE GRAND WIZARD OF THE KU KLUX KLAN?

Barbara and Blood please.

Wasps are evil, I firmly think the world needs a good bombing to properly remove them.

Democracy is doomed, god bless acceleration into the collapse.

No but he's a part of Kal's Krony Krew (:p)

Lavan Tiri wrote:SUP WHORES, IT BE TEA TIME.

SKCANS
- CRUMPET.
- HAIR.
- BARBARA.
- TOOTH.

SKNIRD
- SWEAT
- TEARS
- BLOOD
- CHERRY COKE

SCIPOT
- THE BITCHASS WASP THAT STUNG ME WHILE I WAS OUT FOR A RUN
- BATMAN: ARKHAM KNIGHT
- DEMOCRACY
- IS MERC THE GRAND WIZARD OF THE KU KLUX KLAN?

I'll pass on the snacks....again. A cup of blood would be nice though.

Democracy? -shudders-

Lavan Tiri wrote:SUP WHORES, IT BE TEA TIME.

SKCANS
- CRUMPET.
- HAIR.
- BARBARA.
- TOOTH.

SKNIRD
- SWEAT
- TEARS
- BLOOD
- CHERRY COKE

SCIPOT
- THE BITCHASS WASP THAT STUNG ME WHILE I WAS OUT FOR A RUN
- BATMAN: ARKHAM KNIGHT
- DEMOCRACY
- IS MERC THE GRAND WIZARD OF THE KU KLUX KLAN?

Crumpet and cherry coke.

I'm a fan of the wasp. And no, I am not the grand wizard of the Ku Klux Klan. I am the Magnificent Sorcerer of the Fu Flux Flan. (Advocate for caramel that melts at lower temperatures)

Democracy is a failed experiment as is the rest of humanity.

Mercunova wrote:Crumpet and cherry coke.

I'm a fan of the wasp. And no, I am not the grand wizard of the Ku Klux Klan. I am the Magnificent Sorcerer of the Fu Flux Flan. (Advocate for caramel that melts at lower temperatures)

Democracy is a failed experiment as is the rest of humanity.

Merc I love you

Lavan Tiri wrote:Merc I love you

gay

Mercunova wrote:gay

Kiss me, you fool

Lavan Tiri wrote:Kiss me, you fool

sigh

ok

Mercunova wrote:sigh

ok

Yes! Damn Jaslandia, I never loved him anyway! My family was going to force me to marry him for money!

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