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Region: Confederation of Corrupt Dictators
At 9:01 Jocospite Time the following orders were received by the Southern Army and Vaktarian Forces in Southern Jocospor,
"Attack on By-The-Rocks is to commence today, separate into Infantry/Dragoon and Cavalry unit. Infantry/Dragoon units execute Order DIST 1, Cavalry units will attack once DIST 1 executed, code phrase 'Blin, Blin, Blin'. All 1,000,000 troops are to have entered the city by 12:30 JST.
Hail the Confederation!"
Vlamms Statt, Soviet socialists republicx, and United cohdopia