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Mindon wrote:

*takes out a document from briefcase* It should be written down right here.

Classified Document C-82

by Mindon

Dangerous Compounds List

Compound-Zeta-12: Partially converts organic materials to sulfur, may result in vomiting or spitting fire. Possible antidote created by Howard beale.

Compound Foxtrot-42: Food Additive, increases energy and taste of food. Mildy mutative and addictive. Effects increase when consumed over time. Preventative Antidote created in Lab-96.

Compound 19-Green: Spicy Food Additive. Heavily mutative, mildly addictive. Created at Lab-8/9d-2 for Project [REDACTED]

Compound Ultraviolet-16: Mutagen, created by Lab-96 in were-animal analysis

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Wait ... you're trying to sell the Bar something that is only "mildly mutative"? No way! We serve only the strongest mutagens to our customers--they deserve only the best. _{(Actually they all deserve life sentences in Sing Sing Prison, but we work with what we can do.)} We demand Compound Zeta 13 instead of 12, which hopefully fixes this mutational inadequacy.

Howard beale

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Region: The Bar on the corner of every region

Classified Document C-82