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Region: the South Pacific
Announcing: C.L.O.R.O.X Wipes!
(Carthatskan Lovely Omnipotent Romantic Over-Kill word that starts with X)
They induce a feeling of nostalgia in the user, turn one into a turtle, and also kill 50% of all bacteria in the vicinity.
(Possible death of the user due to losing body bacteria is a risk on the user's part. Carthatska is not liable for your poor life choice by using this product.)
Rebel-topia, Melicorium, and Pagrosse
