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Pricane
3 years 22 days ago
The New Chaotic Coyotes
Uh, no offense intended to anyone named Marion.
So, anyway, let's start off with an Honorable Mention, aka the "You Really Dodged a Bullet There" Award. This one goes to Pricane for this couplet, which missed charting only because Z-Day was months ago, and I don't want to encourage people who procrastinate and annoy Zombie Penguins, both of which are really my job, dammit. Well, congratulations anyway, Pricane, for doing my job almost as well as I do.
Home sweet homeZ-day was fun here
And that brings us to First Place, the position cursed ... uh, blessed with responsibility for judging the next contest. (Hmm. Maybe Maple Hockey Canadia was right.) Anyhoo, First Place lands like a hammer on ... Zany Zanes, for this one. Sorry, Zane, but somebody's gotta do it.
Loud and unexplainable noises are heard from the kitchen, like chanting and a kraken cowering in fear.This goes on for about an hour and drives all but the bravest guests out of the bar.The bartender walks out, drink in hand.The drink itself is of a neon purple color, giving off a faint aura.If one get close to it, can hear whispers of the damned as it fizzes.Some of the fizz drips and hits the ground, melting spots of the floor like acid.
Handles the glass carefully about to set it down when they realize a lot has happened since last time.
Who won the slightly coveted Second Place, you're probably asking yourself--and if you weren't, please take a moment to do so. This week, we have a two-way tie for Second. So congrats, in no particular order, to PR Megaforce and Maple Hockey Canadia!
Okay, I'm done, eh.
Which brings us--drum roll please!--to the highly coveted Third Place. I'd normally award it to myself, just because, but this time I decided to be magnanimous and hand it to someone else, and that someone else is Jehovahs witness! Congrats, JW, for stealing Third Place from my grasp!
Congrats to our Honorable Mention, Second, and Third Place winners! And my deepest sympathies to our First Place victim! Woo hoo!
All decisions are final. If you submitted a monetary bribe judgment gratuity, your account will be charged immediately, and all judgment gratuities are non-cancelable and nonrefundable.
Haha thanks lolI'm safe
Brocklandia and Zany Zanes
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