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//this is a compilation of previous posts since I haven't been doing it on the RMB a lot.

[Special'naya Ogda Telegramma]
10:45:53AM BST, May 9th, 2021

Recip. Maximum Valdez, Tribian Chancellor
Subj. Humanitarian Aid
To Mr. Valdez,

WE SHALL BE SENDING BIGGONIA HUMINTARIAN AID OF FOOD AND MEDICAL SUPPLIES IMMEDIATELY VIA OVERLAND FLIGHT [STOP] WE IMPLORE YOU NOT TO GUN THESE PLANES DOWN AS IT WOULD BE DETRIMENTAL TO OUR RELATIONS WITH YOU [STOP] EXPECT THESE SHIPMENTS TO BEGUN AT NOON TODAY [STOP] WE HOPE THIS WAR WILL BE OVER QUICKLY AND WHEN THE DUST SETTLES, WE CAN ALL GO BACK TO NORMALITY [FULL STOP]

General Grigori Boichenko
Commander, 1st Baikalan Medical Division.

Sergei Muchitelnov Memorial Military Base,
Prichalibirsk, Relykstrana
Address:
69 Ozgraya Boulevard, 73606.

POV: Non-Baikalan Citizen
A Video now popped up on (Insert This Region's Version of Youtube.)
The title said
'Brawl in Baikalan Duma caught on camera.'
As you pulled up the video, it showed the well lit and decored Chamber of the Duma, where two speakers were shouting at each Other. You couldn't tell what they were saying, but if you understood Baikalan, they were shouting at each Other about whether it would be morally right to declare war on Tribia, and mobilize troops by the end of the week. The shouting got so intense it came to a breaking point. You then heard ragtime music like the ones out of a saloon begin to play.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sE86FR2SzBo
What appeared to be a politician leaning heavily on a cane walked over to the speaker on the right, who was a Blue-Star Party member, and swiftly beat his legs from out underneath him, and the Cane-wielding politician began whaling on this Fascist politician who was probably 2 times younger than him. The whole scene then devolved into utter chaos, with fists, papers, binders, and even chairs going flying and harming people as the Chamber was turned into quite literally, a political war zone. After about 3 and a half minutes, guards started flooding in and began breaking up the fighting. It was at this point that the video then cut off, and said "47 members of the Duma were severely injured, and many more left with bruises and nasty cuts."
The video then cuts off completely, leaving you staring at a black screen with a replay button in the center.
END POV.

[Newspaper Cover]
Eжедневный федеральный
(The Daily Federal)

May 7th, 2021

KonsiliaĈambro burned to the ground!

Last night, under mysterious circumstances, citizens and natives of Stepgorod, and the surrounding Zhakutsk Oblast saw a huge plume of smoke, coming from the center of town, and several people called ES, firefighters showed up on the scene. It took them 8 and a half hours to get the fire under control, but by then, the damage had already been done, there was nothing left of this historical monument, and important legislative building. As of 9 this morning, the Blue-Star party made a scathing speech about how the Communists were the ones who did it, and they had found...

For more see page 8

A video was posted by a Biggonian tourist in Baikala,

Baikalan Praetorial Guard Ceremony.

The video cut in with a picture of the entrance of the doorway to the Ursa palace opening, and revealing a thin Praetorial guard step out.
//They look like number 7//
https://images.app.goo.gl/7Hfqie1eaeaMWqQC9
he then unfurled a piece of parchment which he had carried under his arm, and read it aloud.
"Imperial Decree number 7 in the reign of Praetor Leonid Volkin. In the light of the unfortunate and tragic passing of Emperor Josef III, ruler of Biggonia, the Ursa Palace's flag, which has remained at full mast for almost 30 years, shall now be lowered to half mast as an omage of respect."
He now indistinctly yelled something in Old Baikalan, and there was the sound of stamping boots. A line of five Baikalan Praetorial Guards men marched out. Once they were out, the commander, decorated with a ceremonial Shashka sheath, and epaullettes, shouted in English.
"File, into Rank! MARCH!"
They then moved from a single column to a line, facing the crowd. The officer began shouting orders, and eventually they made their way to the flag. After a 5 round salute, the guards slowly, purposefully and gracefully, lowered the flag to half mast, then did the orders that got them outside in reverse.

The guard with the parchment then read the second part.
"And as a symbol of to our condolences to the Biggonian people, and government, all flags shall follow likewise, and fly half mast."
He then stamped his foot, saluted, then turned 180 degrees, walked back in, and shut the door.

The Video then ended.

May 11th, 2021
Zhakutsk, Southern Baikala

Leon Amurov was watching a ballet in the dark Tolskoy Theatre, along with 500 other people. Leon was whispering to his wife about different techniques they were using.They were simply amazed at the skill the dancers showed and were to preoccupied to notice they were being watched. Once the show ended, Leon and his wife got up, left the row of seats they were in, and attempted to exit. As they were exiting, two men in Dark Blue uniforms, which look like this, blocked there way. One of them said "Comrade Amurov, we are sorry to interrupt you, but I'm afraid to report that you are being placed under arrest for treason against the Imperial Republic of Baikala." Amurov's eyes blew up in size and said "Wha- What? These claims are-" he wasn't able to finish his sentence, as the two men grabbed him, and pinned him to the floor, before taking out binder cuffs, and placing them around his hands, while his wife was distressed, telling them they had the wrong man, and attempting to remove the NSB agent from her husband, but she was shoved back. After about another 2 minutes, the agents walked out with Amurov in cuffs, and led them to an armored truck which had been labeled "Cюро национальной безопасности." in bold, Neon white letters. He was roughly shoved into the back of the truck, where he found about a dozen other people similarly tied up, and the last thing he heard before the door closed was:
"Have fun in Koshmar, fascist Blue Star pigdogs!"