The Allied Nations of The Fanboyists is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fanboy the Great and Powerful with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 35.649 billion Fanboyists enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottonia. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Fanboyistsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,185 trillion Universal Standard Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,420 Universal Standard Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Fanboyists's national animal is the Olifant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

The Fanboyists is ranked 288,661^st in the world and 31^st in Ajax for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -20.49 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.