The Pilotipality 🛩️ of Osheiga is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pilot Montelo II with a fair hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, infamous sell-swords, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.474 billion Osheigans enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xovatova. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Osheigan economy, worth a remarkable 1,345 trillion airline miles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 245,840 airline miles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Osheigans believe manners maketh the leader, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, every week is blindness awareness week, and excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osheiga's national animal is the dodo bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of the Flying Dodo.

Osheiga is ranked 1,770^th in the world and 1^st in Trading Cards for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 842.19 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.