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A TRUMPET IS HEARD ALL AROUND THE CONFEDERATION

The sky over the burnt, terraformed (now looks a lot like Hell) nation of New Tussia opens up. Instead of dark clouds, a large array of lights are seen that blinds most people. From the sky, an army of angels come. With bright white wings, they fall upon the Daemon hordes killing thousands within a few hours only losing a few hundred of their own. Tussian survivors come out of their hiding spots to assist the angels. The Tussian survivors are given peace and aid from the angelic forces as the daemons are pushed back from Jerusalem and the surrounding areas. Meanwhile, in the New World, the provisional government prepares to help the angels by doing a naval landing.

HAIL THE CONFEDERATION

Karelignia, Ukraniumstan, Russia major, Salcanceacy, and 3 othersSoviet socialists republicx, South reinkalistan, and Kafair

The second light of the massive 6 story menorah is lit. And so starts the Second Night of Blood.

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Native Kafairian Historian Almac al-Yuval on the 2019 Kafairian Hanukkah celebrations, the year 2576.

The Night of Death. It was like a horror story. Those taken from their homes would be executed in public. Casualties reached close to 30 thousand in one night. Fire. Tanks. Guns. Gas. It was as though every tool of the Holocaust came to life. How ironic. Mind you, many of the killers were Jewish. The irony was, I would say, lost upon their targets. Free Kafair, of course, struck back. Bombings at more buildings. More twisted news stories. This time, roughly 600 lives, the exact number is disputed, were lost. The Night of Death lived up to the name. Bloody heads, cut off hands, loose ears, all were common sights in the execution areas. And ever more scary, was that the normal civilians knew nothing of it. They went about their lives. And so, a total of 30 thousand, plus many more injured, would shed blood that day. At the crossroads of 6th and 8th Streets, right before the massive Menorah, a serious gunfight broke out, Free Kafairian Partisans dueling with Riot and normal police. The Partisans would be crushed, at the cost of 57 lives. Across Kafair this happened. Of course, this was the night of death. Then Came the Night of Brutality, which in and of itself was most likely responsible for more war crimes then the Kyavanis...

The Second Night of Blood has Ended.

Hail the Confederation!

New Tussia, Krvava koupel, Karelignia, Tertania, and 8 othersUkraniumstan, Russia major, Salcanceacy, 2nd Imperial German Reich, Soviet socialists republicx, South reinkalistan, Eastern day, and Espana francista

South reinkalistan

To the Confederation,

I, quite frankly, must be brief.

I need your vote this Civil Congress Election. Nay, the Civil Congress needs it. The goal behind our way of life has always been the absolute maintenance of order. Dictatorship is merely a means to this goal. The Civil Congress, while being a democratic body with limited power, can still be orderly. We do not have to erase the democratic nature of this Civil Congress. Instead, we must harness it. Make it into a body that works with the Confederation's values, not against them. It has begun to be the prevalent view among the sensible that this petty squabbling between the ANC and the GJP is the only means by which the Civil Congress would perpetuate itself. I too have lost faith in these parties.

So I say. Enough. Cease this. Join me in my rally against the lesser establishment, for the benefit of the greater establishment. Without further ado, have my manifesto:

Establish the 'Confederation Reconstruction Fund'

4 trillion NSD from the Civil Congress Treasury will be used to fund the following:

  • Reconstruction of infrastructure in nations affected by the Civil War,

  • Distribution of food, water and medical supplies to anyone found impoverished.

Recommend Vaktaria - Treaty of Rondhelm
Recommend Transnista - Treaty of Rondhelm
Recommend Depackya - Treaty of Rondhelm
Recommend Regna Loreau - Treaty of Rondhelm

Express Censure Against Kafair - Civil War Misdeeds
Express Censure Against New Tussia - Civil War Misdeeds

Create the "Registry for Enemies of the Confederation"

The following will be listed under this registry:

All of these nations will be subject to censure by the Civil Congress if they have not been already.

If you have any questions or concerns, please raise them with me over this RMB, by telegram, or over 'discord': Eilrahc#2139

So vote for me. Even if you are a member of the ANC or GJP. Disregard those who made you weak. Let a new age dawn for the Civil Congress.

Hail the Confederation!

Monti Tchu
Civil Congress Representative
South reinkalistan

New Tussia, Winter gulley, Ukraniumstan, Russia major, and 2 othersSalcanceacy, and Soviet socialists republicx

South reinkalistan wrote:To the Confederation,

I, quite frankly, must be brief.

I need your vote this Civil Congress Election. Nay, the Civil Congress needs it. The goal behind our way of life has always been the absolute maintenance of order. Dictatorship is merely a means to this goal. The Civil Congress, while being a democratic body with limited power, can still be orderly. We do not have to erase the democratic nature of this Civil Congress. Instead, we must harness it. Make it into a body that works with the Confederation's values, not against them. It has begun to be the prevalent view among the sensible that this petty squabbling between the ANC and the GJP is the only means by which the Civil Congress would perpetuate itself. I too have lost faith in these parties.

So I say. Enough. Cease this. Join me in my rally against the lesser establishment, for the benefit of the greater establishment. Without further ado, have my manifesto:

Establish the 'Confederation Reconstruction Fund'

4 trillion NSD from the Civil Congress Treasury will be used to fund the following:

  • Reconstruction of infrastructure in nations affected by the Civil War,

  • Distribution of food, water and medical supplies to anyone found impoverished.

Recommend Vaktaria - Treaty of Rondhelm
Recommend Transnista - Treaty of Rondhelm
Recommend Depackya - Treaty of Rondhelm
Recommend Regna Loreau - Treaty of Rondhelm

Express Censure Against Kafair - Civil War Misdeeds
Express Censure Against New Tussia - Civil War Misdeeds

Create the "Registry for Enemies of the Confederation"

The following will be listed under this registry:

All of these nations will be subject to censure by the Civil Congress if they have not been already.

If you have any questions or concerns, please raise them with me over this RMB, by telegram, or over 'discord': Eilrahc#2139

So vote for me. Even if you are a member of the ANC or GJP. Disregard those who made you weak. Let a new age dawn for the Civil Congress.

Hail the Confederation!

Monti Tchu
Civil Congress Representative
South reinkalistan

This is obsurd! You plan to take a whole 40% out of the Civil Congress Treasury's Emergency Assistance Funds?! Now, I'm all for helping this glorious region come back from this travesty, but 4 trillion is just insane! You make mockery of the Civil Congress, Monti Tchu. I detest such foul play, without accordance to the Treasurer himself! We can make arrangements for a set amount, but 4 trillion out of the mere 10 trillion in the Emergency Assistance Fund is just outrageous! You will not receive my vote.

Hail the Confederation!

Jamstown, New Tussia, Russia major, Salcanceacy, and 2 others2nd Imperial German Reich, and Soviet socialists republicx

South reinkalistan

Krvava koupel wrote:-snip-

I would vehemently disagree with your statement! You put a price on aid for your fellow man, you put a price on the well-being of the Confederation? How appalling! Relief funds, the Civil Cogress treasury... what is the point of having these institutions if we do not use them when necessary? Or perhaps you just wish to see a piles of unpsent money you can feel satisfied with. But no. Funds are created for a reason. You would watch this money languish in the treasury, not doing anything, all in the name of your pitiable frugality. Despicable.

Hail the Confederation!

Russia major, Salcanceacy, and Soviet socialists republicx

The Kings Office 15:05PM
The King was sat behind his desk staring at a stack of paperwork, it twas a snowy day and yet there was no people in sight.

Suddenly there was a bang at the door that gave the King a fright, in came that sniffvelling worm Barnes he was clearly looking for some sort of fight. "Your Majesty! Merry Christmas to you!" He exclaimed with such sweet sickly sincerity "Since it was Christmas eve and all I thought I'd make a request-"
"Well spit it out Barnes request with all your best, because If it's about having Christmas day off you can think twice and this is me being nice...." The King intelligently interrupted wondering why everything keeps rhyming.

"But your Majesty! Show some mercy! I've seen other nations that let their citizens celebrate Christmas day a working week early!" That Boring Barnes droned on.
"Enough of this treachery Barnes! Unless you feel like spending Christmas with your traitor family. The People of New England INC will be working on Christmas day, it's the only way we'll be paid. Now get out of my office!" Just like that peace atlas, The King picks up the first piece of paper ontop of the paperwork stack.

"Now lets look at those sales figures........" The Kings eyes dropped and his head hit the table for a very quick nap.
With a start the King went to check his heart, how long has he been asleep for? The King looks out of his window to see that everything is dark and clouded with fog.

The King diverts his gaze to the other end of his office which has seemingly stretched in size, at the end of the office was an active fireplace with two large chairs facing it, a large figure seemingly sitting in one of the chairs.
Nervously, the King reaches under his desk for a pump action shotgun and crept his way towards the end of the office. The King leaps infront of the large chairs shotgun at hand. "Surrender yourself traitor! How dare you install a fireplace in my office!" The King lowers his shotgun in disbelieve as he stares at the empty chairs. Two large hands descend behind the King, one to grab his shotgun and another one to push him into the chair.

The King turns around to face his attacker only to see the tip of his shotgun touch his nose, A ghostly figure covered in chains and shackles wearing a Kings attire held onto the shotgun as it wailed. "You little rat! You poisoned me, now look at me!" The King paled as he tried to slink into the chair "K-King Faraday? T-Thats impossible y-your meant to be dead!"

"I am dead! But tonight in a cruel twist of fate I've been summoned here to warn you! If you continue down the path you have been taking you will end up like me...you have to change your ways before Christmas day...You will see the error in your ways through three spirits that will be visiting you." The Ghostly apparition wailed waving the shotgun around dangerously, The King sat up and begun to say "Wait a minute this seems famili-" The Ghost stuck the shotgun back on the Kings nose and yelled "SILENCE! I WILL BE SEEING YOU SOON...IN HELL THAT IS! Hehe.." The Ghost slowly faded away leaving the King on his own again. "What the f*ck?"

Hail the Confederation!

New Tussia, Abrintia, Tertania, Russia major, and 3 othersSalcanceacy, Soviet socialists republicx, and Eastern day

The Regional government of Altay wishes you Merry Christmas and a happy New year!
May your region be blessed and see a further increase in prosperity in the new decade!

!Һаіл Конфэдэрацянан!

Hail the Confederation!

Jocospor, Zerentopia, New Tussia, Depackya, and 8 othersKarelignia, Tertania, Salcanceacy, 2nd Imperial German Reich, Soviet socialists republicx, South reinkalistan, Kafair, and New England INC

On behalf of the New Roman Imperium we wish you all a Merry Christmas and happy holidays!

Hail the Confederation!

Jocospor, New Tussia, Depackya, Karelignia, and 8 othersTertania, Russia major, Salcanceacy, 2nd Imperial German Reich, Soviet socialists republicx, South reinkalistan, Kafair, and New England INC

South reinkalistan wrote:I would vehemently disagree with your statement! You put a price on aid for your fellow man, you put a price on the well-being of the Confederation? How appalling! Relief funds, the Civil Cogress treasury... what is the point of having these institutions if we do not use them when necessary? Or perhaps you just wish to see a piles of unpsent money you can feel satisfied with. But no. Funds are created for a reason. You would watch this money languish in the treasury, not doing anything, all in the name of your pitiable frugality. Despicable.

Hail the Confederation!

Only 10 trillion was set for the Emergency Assistance Fund. If we had more money, then 4 trillion would be more than acceptable. But we can't go dishing out 40% of our funds for a cause we have yet to see you hold. I would never put the trust of the Civil Congress' money in the hands of someone as Warburdened distasted as you. Who's to say you won't use it on building only yourself? Seeing as you've been hit hard with this treaty?

Hail the Confederation!

Russia major, Salcanceacy, South reinkalistan, and Kafair

Potatopotatopotatopotato

South reinkalistan wrote:

Create the "Registry for Enemies of the Confederation"

The following will be listed under this registry:

All of these nations will be subject to censure by the Civil Congress if they have not been already.

Monti Tchu
Civil Congress Representative
South reinkalistan

Aw I feel left out... I wanna be an enemy
Imperium of Josh

South reinkalistan

Potatopotatopotatopotato wrote:Aw I feel left out... I wanna be an enemy
Imperium of Josh

OOC: No. I'm afraid you're, quite frankly, too irrelevant to appear in my manifesto.

Hail the Confederation!

Salcanceacy and Soviet socialists republicx

Potatopotatopotatopotato wrote:Aw I feel left out... I wanna be an enemy
Imperium of Josh

OOC: You didn't write "Hail the Confederation!" in the end of your post! 100% enemy confirmed.

Hail the Confederation!

New Tussia, Salcanceacy, Soviet socialists republicx, South reinkalistan, and 1 otherEastern day

South reinkalistan

To the Confederation,

Considering new information coming to light, the following has been removed from my manifesto:

    Express Censure Against Kafair - Civil War Misdeeds

Hail the Confederation!

Monti Tchu
Civil Congress Representative
South reinkalistan

New Tussia, Depackya, Russia major, Salcanceacy, and 2 othersSoviet socialists republicx, and Kafair

Depackya

To the Confederation,

The Supreme Judiciary has been gathering a list and checking it twice. We really do know if you've been naughty or nice. Especially since Santa works as an obscure undersecretary for us. Let it be known that all naughty nations this year will receive an Inquisitional Hearing in their stocking.

In order news, the Supreme Judiciary wishes all nations a very Merry Christmas.

Hail the Confederation!

Aleksandr Ivanov
Chancellor of the Supreme Judiciary
Confederation of Corrupt Dictators

Jamstown, Zerentopia, Borathia, RavenShade, and 13 othersNew Tussia, Krvava koupel, Winter gulley, Tertania, Russia major, Salcanceacy, West heisen, 2nd Imperial German Reich, Soviet socialists republicx, South reinkalistan, Kafair, Eastern day, and New England INC

The Confederacy of Layem wants to wish the CCD a merry Christmas/Happy Hannukah!

Jocospor, Depackya, Krvava koupel, Karelignia, and 5 othersRussia major, Salcanceacy, 2nd Imperial German Reich, Soviet socialists republicx, and Kafair

I'm not even here 10 minutes and I get a propaganda telegram from some silly Civil defence siren. Pfft.

Depackya, Karelignia, Russia major, Salcanceacy, and 3 others2nd Imperial German Reich, Soviet socialists republicx, and Kafair

Reamus wrote:I'm not even here 10 minutes and I get a propaganda telegram from some silly Civil defence siren. Pfft.

Howdy friend, yeah it is ridiculous but not to worry we aren't nazis, just remember to always put hail the Confederation at the end of your posts and have a merry Christmas (Or hanukkah/anything else one might celebrate)

Hail the legionary state of Jamstown
Hail the Confederation

Russia major, Salcanceacy, Soviet socialists republicx, Kafair, and 1 otherReamus

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Post by Honeydewistania suppressed by Depackya.

Honeydewistania

South reinkalistan wrote:To the Confederation,

I, quite frankly, must be brief.

I need your vote this Civil Congress Election. Nay, the Civil Congress needs it. The goal behind our way of life has always been the absolute maintenance of order. Dictatorship is merely a means to this goal. The Civil Congress, while being a democratic body with limited power, can still be orderly. We do not have to erase the democratic nature of this Civil Congress. Instead, we must harness it. Make it into a body that works with the Confederation's values, not against them. It has begun to be the prevalent view among the sensible that this petty squabbling between the ANC and the GJP is the only means by which the Civil Congress would perpetuate itself. I too have lost faith in these parties.

So I say. Enough. Cease this. Join me in my rally against the lesser establishment, for the benefit of the greater establishment. Without further ado, have my manifesto:

Establish the 'Confederation Reconstruction Fund'

4 trillion NSD from the Civil Congress Treasury will be used to fund the following:

  • Reconstruction of infrastructure in nations affected by the Civil War,

  • Distribution of food, water and medical supplies to anyone found impoverished.

Recommend Vaktaria - Treaty of Rondhelm
Recommend Transnista - Treaty of Rondhelm
Recommend Depackya - Treaty of Rondhelm
Recommend Regna Loreau - Treaty of Rondhelm

Express Censure Against Kafair - Civil War Misdeeds
Express Censure Against New Tussia - Civil War Misdeeds

Create the "Registry for Enemies of the Confederation"

The following will be listed under this registry:

All of these nations will be subject to censure by the Civil Congress if they have not been already.

If you have any questions or concerns, please raise them with me over this RMB, by telegram, or over 'discord': Eilrahc#2139

So vote for me. Even if you are a member of the ANC or GJP. Disregard those who made you weak. Let a new age dawn for the Civil Congress.

Hail the Confederation!

Monti Tchu
Civil Congress Representative
South reinkalistan

Damn I’m so scared man! I’m on a list! I’m so scared!

Depackya, Salcanceacy, and Soviet socialists republicx

Soviet socialists republicx

Depackya wrote:To the Confederation,

The Supreme Judiciary has been gathering a list and checking it twice. We really do know if you've been naughty or nice. Especially since Santa works as an obscure undersecretary for us. Let it be known that all naughty nations this year will receive an Inquisitional Hearing in their stocking.

In order news, the Supreme Judiciary wishes all nations a very Merry Christmas.

Hail the Confederation!

Aleksandr Ivanov
Chancellor of the Supreme Judiciary
Confederation of Corrupt Dictators

Ooc: Merry Christmas to you to

Hail the Confederation

Depackya, Russia major, and Salcanceacy

Potatopotatopotatopotato wrote:Aw I feel left out... I wanna be an enemy
Imperium of Josh

Josh, I haven't heard of him in a long time... pair of months, to be more exact.

Also, for everyone here, just a quick reminder: Put "Hail the Confederation!" to end of your EVERY post, thank you! ^-^

Hail the Confederation!

Russia major and Salcanceacy

Nations of the Confederation,

Yuletide has just passed, taking with it the long, dark, and frigid nights, whereupon we take into our homes those who we love and cherish, the friends and the family who so make our lives worth living.
Unfortunately, several other things, people, have passed with the cold, one of which strikes deep into my being and leaves a searing brand upon my heart.

At 19:39 on the 24th December 2019 Sir Frederick Romanova-Holstein-Lansov, Protector of the Faith, The Prophet of Rod, Perun on Earth, KOSH, OMWJ, my father, died of a stroke arising from the complications of an aneurysm of the brain.

The first Czar of Russia Major will be buried with all due honours in the new year, however, there will be an additional service for those leaders of the Confederation wishing to pay their respects to his Imperial Majesty. Then, in the view of Rod and the attendance of the assembled leaders of the Confederation the Last Will and Testament of his Imperial Majesty will be read. I can now reveal at this time that the two persons named by my Father as the executors of his will are her Holy Royal Majesty Queen Avina of Ezeiria and Nikolai Lansov of Krvava koupel, who will also conduct the reading of my father's will.

As is tradition, a day's mourning has been declared across Russia Major, there will be no work, the people will only halt their lament to eat or pray. I beg you to respect the people of Rus as they partake in their rituals, for they are never more important than today.

Thank you, leaders of the Confederation, for your time. May Perun place the winds at your back and the rains over your fields, go in peace.
Further communication regarding the time and location of Frederick's funeral will follow.

From the Desk of Czar Feodor of Russia major

Hail the Confederation!
Czar Feodor,
Czar of All Rus,
Protector of the Balkans, and of Siberia.

Jamstown, Borathia, Depackya, Karelignia, and 7 othersTertania, Ukraniumstan, Salcanceacy, South reinkalistan, Kafair, Ezeiria, and Friend-computer

Friend-computer

Hello Humans. Friend-Computer wishes you a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year. Happiness Is Mandatory. Unhappiness is treason. Treason is punishable by death.

Hail the Confederation.

Tertania, Russia major, Salcanceacy, American Pere Housh, and 3 othersSouth reinkalistan, Eastern day, and New England INC

Electric america

Dear Jocospor, Have a Merry Christmas! Also, Depackya, have a Merry Christmas!

Hail the Confederation!

Depackya, Russia major, Salcanceacy, and South reinkalistan

Krvava koupel

Russia major wrote:sad Boi hours

Rulevoy Nikolai Lansov sat at his desk. Instead of the usual light surrounding him, it was dim and depressed. He rubbed his hand around the True Bloodbourne Emblem that the Czar had yet to receive. He had heard the news. He remembered first coming into power, not as Rulevoy, but as High General of the Bloodbourne First Army. He remembered the congratulations from Czar Frederick. He remember when he took the position of the leader of Krvava Koupel. Czar Frederick had been by his side. Frederick was his mentor, his guide.Frederick Romanova-Holstein-Lansov had truly earned the last name Lansov. He wrote a message to his honorary nephew: "Beloved Feodor. I am deeply in condolences for the late passing of your wonderful father. A glorious brother. I will be glad to execute his will at the funeral. My wife Alia, and Bohumil will also be in attendance. Your father was a great man, and a memorial centre will be constructed in his wake, in the new Capitol of Krvava Koupel. Please accept the True Bloodbourne Emblem in his name, as it is enclosed in this letter. We will be participating in the Day of Mourning. If you need anything, do not hesitate to call or write to me.

Best wishes, your honorary Uncle,
Rulevoy Nikolai Tyfin Lansov.

Hail the Confederation.

Abrintia, Karelignia, Ukraniumstan, Russia major, and 3 othersSalcanceacy, South reinkalistan, and Kafair

South reinkalistan

Russia major wrote:-snip-

Vekten sat in his control module, tapping his fingers at the keyboard. He needed to prevent Tosdoda from manifesting. He could already read the energy signatures. It was nearly time, and the foolish God could ruin everything. Luckily, he could still control the nanites. At least, somewhat. A few were going rogue. As expected. Fingers sweating, Vekten tapped in a command:

    > timeframe.set(seconds)
    > init(ctl.ftn(giardiasis)) timeframe(30)

Around 80% of the nanites quickly adjusted their course. Their destination? The Caspian sea. The 'Giardiasis' function was intended to use the nearest body of water as a means of transport, jumping between and consuming aquatic lifeforms. The others were either erratic or spread out. But they should get around the earthen walls. But then, while he was distracted, Vekten gasped in horror. A human form manifesting slowly as the nanites continued their destructive path. Tosdoda was on earth.

Hail the Confederation!

Abrintia, Ukraniumstan, Russia major, Salcanceacy, and 1 otherKafair

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