The People's Republic of Iaepatius is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by First Secretary Nam Gel Dak with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.242 billion Iaepatusians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Núbero. The average income tax rate is 60.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Iaepatiusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,003 trillion Revolutionary Sayús a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 108,599 Revolutionary Sayús, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Iaepatiusian diplomacy is by the book, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iaepatius's national animal is the Rusto Frunco, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Iaepatius is ranked 16,570^th in the world and 283^rd in Europe for Safest, scoring 115.76 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.