The Republic of Lorissa is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.652 billion Lorissans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Lorissan economy, worth 271 trillion dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 164,398 dinars, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

It is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, rare steaks seem even bluer now, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lorissa's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lorissa is ranked 187,579^th in the world and 1,175^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 52.51 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.