The Federal State of Cambany is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 581 million Cambanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilania. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cambanian economy, worth 55.7 trillion Davines a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,807 Davines, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, the military struggles with recruitment, toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan, and the government is spending more on exports to Brasilistan than it's receiving from tariffs on the imports. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cambany's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cambany is ranked 17,204^th in the world and 287^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 115.26 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.