The Grand Duchy of Wizardonia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Arch-Mage Mario with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 23.579 billion Wizardonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sorceria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wizardonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,937 trillion Sigils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 421,445 Sigils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, and adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives. Crime is totally unknown. Wizardonia's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Wizardonia is ranked 290,545^th in the world and 322^nd in Forest for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -31.47 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.