The ⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜ of 9003 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by ⬞⬞⬞ with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.11 billion public filth are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angband. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Slave to the man economy, worth a remarkable 8,632 trillion 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 343,773 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,198,080 per year while the poor average 3,371, a ratio of 948 to 1.

Forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule 9003 but at least the trains run on time, and diplomacy is a foreign concept to public filth. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. 9003's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 9002ism.

9003 is ranked 1,838^th in the world and 42^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 15,990.5 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.