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Temmi wrote:Hello everyone! How are you doing today?

I have to decide on my nation's national religion...any suggestions? o.o

To be the most inclusive, why not try "Faith"?

Temmi

Temmi wrote:Hello everyone! How are you doing today?

I have to decide on my nation's national religion...any suggestions? o.o

Mzeusism is the best religion, or you could make your own.

Demonos and Temmi

Temmi wrote:Hello everyone! How are you doing today?

I have to decide on my nation's national religion...any suggestions? o.o

Snoodism!

Demonos and Temmi

Demonos wrote:To be the most inclusive, why not try "Faith"?

That might help please everyone!

Mzeusia wrote:Mzeusism is the best religion, or you could make your own.

Snoodum wrote:Snoodism!

Hmm, if you're going to convert me, you'll have to tell me more!

Snoodum

Temmi wrote:That might help please everyone!
Hmm, if you're going to convert me, you'll have to tell me more!

Briefly, you worship all the Snoodian Monarchs. Come take a stroll in Snoodum and I can tell you more. You'll be protected all the way, trust me.

Temmi

Temmi wrote:Hello everyone! How are you doing today?

I have to decide on my nation's national religion...any suggestions? o.o

Tubbianism! His Immensity needs more faithful.

Demonos, Glorious society, and Temmi

Temmi wrote:That might help please everyone!
Hmm, if you're going to convert me, you'll have to tell me more!

Well, the most convincing argument is that the Gods are real and can get angry, so if you reject them, they could smite you down. Other than that, Mzeusian temples are great editions to your cities because they look nice. If you have too many goats in your nation, that problem in also sorted, because you can just sacrifice them. Mzeusia will also approve, so that is nice.

Demonos, Temmi, and Peachie

Snoodum wrote:Briefly, you worship all the Snoodian Monarchs. Come take a stroll in Snoodum and I can tell you more. You'll be protected all the way, trust me.

Are there any sweets?!

Treadwellia wrote:Tubbianism! His Immensity needs more faithful.

MMPH!

Mzeusia wrote:Well, the most convincing argument is that the Gods are real and can get angry, so if you reject them, they could smite you down. Other than that, Mzeusian temples are great editions to your cities because they look nice. If you have too many goats in your nation, that problem in also sorted, because you can just sacrifice them. Mzeusia will also approve, so that is nice.

We like our goats for petting zoos though!

Treadwellia, Snoodum, Mzeusia, and Peachie

Glorious society

Treadwellia wrote:Tubbianism! His Immensity needs more faithful.

Praise be to the Tubby One

Treadwellia, Demonos, and Temmi

Temmi wrote:Are there any sweets?!

All the sweets you could want!

Treadwellia and Temmi

Speaking of religions.

*Looks at poll*

"Sweet! a '666'. The Dark Lord smiles upon us."

EDIT

*Looks at poll again*

"That was nice while it lasted"

"Thanks."

Temmi and Peachie

The centrucian empire

Snoodum wrote:All the sweets you could want!

Temmi Don't take candy from strangers.

Snoodum and Temmi

The centrucian empire wrote:Temmi Don't take candy from strangers.

They're a Laz Developer so they can't be all bad!

Treadwellia, Snoodum, and The centrucian empire

The centrucian empire

Temmi wrote:They're a Laz Developer so they can't be all bad!

Part of the trap.

Temmi

The centrucian empire wrote:Temmi Don't take candy from strangers.

I'm hardly a stranger! What blasphemy!

Temmi wrote:They're a Laz Developer so they can't be all bad!

Exactly. Don't listen to bad people on the internet. Just have some sweets and maybe a drink to go with it. We can each sit in an ice bath and discuss world affairs.

Temmi and The centrucian empire

The centrucian empire

Snoodum wrote:I'm hardly a stranger! What blasphemy!
Exactly. Don't listen to bad people on the internet. Just have some sweets and maybe a drink to go with it. We can each sit in an ice bath and discuss world affairs.

And then maybe take a drive in my van.

Snoodum and Temmi

What do you guys think of my new flag? Modified the San Marino flag because I love it so much and changed the writing from Libertas to Progress and added a few stars indicating my newly acquired colonies. I also added the flag in the corner of a few of my colonies' flags.

Temmi, Cossack Peoples, and The centrucian empire

The Sigometh Dynasty wrote:What do you guys think of my new flag? Modified the San Marino flag because I love it so much and changed the writing from Libertas to Progress and added a few stars indicating my newly acquired colonies. I also added the flag in the corner of a few of my colonies' flags.

I really like it!

The centrucian empire wrote:And then maybe take a drive in my van.

Vans can be dangerous. Do you know how many road accidents occur every year! Don't get in vans! In fact, Snoodum has made road safety a top priority. new laws will soon be enacted to stall the engine and apply the brakes on vehicles deemed dangerous on the roads.

The centrucian empire

The centrucian empire

Snoodum wrote:Vans can be dangerous. Do you know how many road accidents occur every year! Don't get in vans! In fact, Snoodum has made road safety a top priority. new laws will soon be enacted to stall the engine and apply the brakes on vehicles deemed dangerous on the roads.

We've done one better and haven't invented them.

Snoodum

The centrucian empire wrote:We've done one better and haven't invented them.

Wait, then how do you have a van to get into?

The centrucian empire

Amidst a light, muggy rain, the particularly eagle-eyed of the residents of Mzikos raised an eyebrow in confusion. Elliot Jania, the Minister of Foreign Affairs, and a select few Thekephian Guard made their way through the capital. Under normal circumstances, a motorcade would not be too exciting but as well as the Mzeusian flag flying on the hood of the cars, the flag of Demonos flew next to it. An official visit had not been announced, and most could not fathom why the other flag would be there. The more knowledgeable Mzeusians had a theory.

"Looks like a new 'Friend of Mzeusia' will be announced." a builder said to his colleagues who had all stopped their work to watch.

He was right. Elliot Jania sat against the leather upholstery of one of the cars. He took a deep breath, and if he had a mirror in hand, he would have seen the bags under his eyes, seemingly larger than would be normal for a man of his work-ethic. He had been up for most of the night, meeting with a handful of advisers and representatives of the Mzeusian church. The meeting had been to discuss the response to Demonos's increasingly friendly relations. Those at the meeting had put forward their ideas, and after careful discussion, it was decided that the best and most appropriate course of action was to declare Lady Vera a 'Friend of Mzeusia.'

Now, after the combined signatures of the government had been added to a document granting her new position in Mzeusian hearts, Mr Jania was on his way to the temple of Desonikas to get religious approval.

Stepping out of the vehicle, Elliot Jania was greeted by the Grand High Priest. "Welcome, Telumas," the old man said as the two walked up the white steps of the temple with the Minister of Foreign Relations following behind. "We have prepared the temple for the ritual, and there is a room set aside for you to pray while we ask the Gods for their permission."

Jania nodded. "Of course. Thank you for your swift action." With that, another temple attendant led the Telumas to a quiet room with a view into the temple gardens. Jania knelt before the altar and started to pray. Twenty minutes later, a soft knock on the door brought Jania's awareness back to his surroundings. "Come in," he said.

The same temple attendant opened the door. "The ritual is complete. The Grand High Priest is ready to receive you."

Jania, along with the Minister of Foreign Relations, who had been offered to a separate room to pray, met in a hallway of the temple and nodded at one another. Passing under an archway, they stood in a room not dissimilar to a throne room. Although simple in nature, it still held a throne-like chair at one end, flanked by braziers, floored with coloured marble whose energetic flashes of colour burst like a freshly opened flower bud.

"The sacrifices have been made." The High Priest said, rising from the throne. The Gods have made their decision. You came to them to give their divine blessing to your application for Lady Vera of the House of Fallen Angels to be made a Friend of Mzeusia. The Gods have approved, so, Lady Vera, although you may be far from here, with the combined might and will of the democratically elected government of this Most Serene Republic and the Gods themselves, ever wise, judicious and all-knowing, we grant you the title of Friend of Mzeusia.

New vedan, Snoodum, and Demonos

The centrucian empire

Snoodum wrote:Wait, then how do you have a van to get into?

Imagination.

Snoodum

The centrucian empire wrote:Imagination.

That's fair. Imagination can be very powerful!

Treadwellia and The centrucian empire

The centrucian empire wrote:Imagination.

The plot thickens!

Treadwellia and The centrucian empire

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