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This morning finds Dr. Biggenbottom-Tubbius frowning as his talking scale weighs the Two Tubbies. Almost three months ago, he had huffily commented that the Portly Pair ought to have more children and gain another Tubb each. Well, according to the pleasantly mmphed robotic speech from the machine at his feet, His Fatness and Her Fecundity are indeed doing both, with each one's now being a round 19.33 Tubbs. Eyes roll beneath those bushy brows, and the family physician's prescribed order is simple: go back to MaTubbity and to Big and Tubby and get the tailors to properly resize everything. . . again.

Qutyr civil war update day 2:

The national police force sent up to the mountains to look for the rebels hasn't returned, as you may know, and so the central government in Sukarno Surya Kusumo is looking to fix that. An elite force of the countries military, the hgihest branch, has ordered a small military scout team to see if they can find the rebels.

On the rebel side, the rebels themselves have been going down the mountain every so often into the town of Yuk Jiryk ure, and convincing the locals to join their reblion with propaganda, and buying supplies there, little do they know, the military scout team just planted a spy in that town, of about 100 people.

Thy galactic order of the republic

Greater gyelidor wrote:The dark side of force leads to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural

Oh- well that’s no good. Also The Canine Race is sending ships to Alderaan, I need some assistance.

The Canine Race and Germaxiar

Tsk tsk

The genteel had announced his decision to start spreading his influence further.

Many wars of expansion may soon follow.

The New Michiganian State wrote:The genteel had announced his decision to start spreading his influence further.

Many wars of expansion may soon follow.

*close watchful eyes*

Thy galactic order of the republic wrote:Oh- well that’s no good. Also The Canine Race is sending ships to Alderaan, I need some assistance.

Let me help you.

Germaxiar wrote:Let me help you.

I would probably help but we have no ships for long range travel... yet

Thy galactic order of the republic

Germaxiar wrote:Let me help you.

Thanks! Yoda thanks you

Germaxiar

Germaxiar

Hundermenschen wrote:I would probably help but we have no ships for long range travel... yet

How about i give you some old ships?.

Thy galactic order of the republic wrote:Thanks! Yoda thanks you

Your welcome.

Thy galactic order of the republic

The New Michiganian State wrote:The genteel had announced his decision to start spreading his influence further.

Many wars of expansion may soon follow.

Who you going to expand to?

Germaxiar wrote:How about i give you some old ships?.

Your welcome.

Give?

Hundermenschen wrote:Give?

Or you buy it, or give me something in exchange.

Germaxiar wrote:Or you buy it, or give me something in exchange.

Trading never hurts. What kind of things are you looking for?

Germaxiar

Hundermenschen wrote:Trading never hurts. What kind of things are you looking for?

Money, WMDs, Misille Tech, spaceship tech, that kinda sruff.

Germaxiar wrote:Money, WMDs, Misille Tech, spaceship tech, that kinda sruff.

Can't help you on that stuff. Of course we have plenty of money though lol.

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Hundermenschen wrote:Can't help you on that stuff. Of course we have plenty of money though lol.

Then money.

Thy galactic order of the republic wrote:Oh- well that’s no good. Also The Canine Race is sending ships to Alderaan, I need some assistance.

We will send a few ships to help.

Calption wrote:Who you going to expand to?

Whoever presents a good opportunity.

Say, I like your S.A. Stat. How about a trade deal:
You provide us with scientific research aid and we provide you with military and economic support.

Deal?

Greater gyelidor wrote:How is he going to get there?

Hyperspace?

The New Michiganian State wrote:Whoever presents a good opportunity.

Say, I like your S.A. Stat. How about a trade deal:
You provide us with scientific research aid and we provide you with military and economic support.

Deal?

No, Mercury and the rest of the Confederacy is enough, can't let you get to much power, you already outclass so many nations here, only a few can really challenge you.

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Calption wrote:No, Mercury and the rest of the Confederacy is enough, can't let you get to much power, you already outclass so many nations here, only a few can really challenge you.

Well, I can accept that.

Greater gyelidor wrote:What hyperspace? I jacked your hyperdrives...

You screwed his hyperdrives?.

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