The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, avowedly heterosexual populace, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 43.364 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 43,765 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,009,252 Planet Sized Wine Gums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,267,047 per year while the poor average 235,436, a ratio of 13.9 to 1.

Waste is frequently shipped to other countries, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, the doctor has cold hands, and half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 1^st in the world and 1^st in Nintendo for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 75,501.36 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.