The People's Republic of Moldtina is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King J of Moldina with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.75 billion Moldtinans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moldina City. The average income tax rate is 45.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Moldtinan economy, worth 174 trillion Moldols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,568 Moldols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moldtina's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Moldiology.

Moldtina is ranked 166,147^th in the world and 83^rd in Philosophers for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 193.13 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.