Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Superpower
Location: Nintendo
Population | 43.429 billion |
Capital | Small Village |
Leader | Sam |
Faith | Toastology |
Currency | Planet Sized Wine Gum |
Animal | Batman |
The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 43.429 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 43,844 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,009,568 Planet Sized Wine Gums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,300,005 per year while the poor average 232,161, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.
Pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out, politicians ponder for at least a minute when asked if they would like sugar in their tea, and criminals are really screwed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.
Los Santos is ranked 68,709th in the world and 4th in Nintendo for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 444.3 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Los Santos, criminals are really screwed.
- : Following new legislation in Los Santos, politicians ponder for at least a minute when asked if they would like sugar in their tea.
- : Los Santos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Following new legislation in Los Santos, children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out.
- : Following new legislation in Los Santos, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers.
- : Following new legislation in Los Santos, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
- : Los Santos voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
- : Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
- : Following new legislation in Los Santos, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Los Santos.
- : Following new legislation in Los Santos, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.