The North Pretitle of Woodstockian National Junta is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ronald Wilson Reagan with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.054 billion Woodstockers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juneau. The average income tax rate is 65.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Woodstocker economy, worth 465 trillion United States Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 226,676 United States Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, and restaurants have noticed that hanging wet laundry from the ceiling makes diners order more food. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woodstockian National Junta's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Secular.

Woodstockian National Junta is ranked 12,740^th in the world and 306^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 360.1 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.