The North Pretitle of Woodstockian National Junta is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ronald Wilson Reagan with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.961 billion Woodstockers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juneau. The average income tax rate is 60.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Woodstocker economy, worth 439 trillion United States Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 223,926 United States Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Untold millions of United States Dollars are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', decaying farm hamlets have twice the representation of major urban areas, and mandatory daycare is provided by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woodstockian National Junta's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Secular.

Woodstockian National Junta is ranked 10,434^th in the world and 229^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 12,686.21 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.