Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
Regional Influence: Superpower
Location: Texas
Population | 46.34 billion |
Capital | NewAustin |
Leader | Big Tex |
Currency | Fajita Taco |
Animal | Armadillo |
The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 46.34 billion NewTexans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 18,629 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 402,018 Fajita Tacoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
NewTexas is ranked 295,515th in the world and 94th in Texas for Nicest Citizens, with 0.1 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : NewTexas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extreme, Largest Basket Weaving Sector, Highest Drug Use, and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : NewTexas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
- : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
- : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
- : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
- : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
- : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : NewTexas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : NewTexas approved the World Assembly proposal "Declaration of Cetacean Rights".
- : NewTexas changed its national motto to "Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?" and its nation type to "Big Tex Happy Taco Stands".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 16 » Ewing Oil Co, Gig em Aggies, Seeker Alpha, Lichian, Independent Planets, United States of Woodward, Darth Kermit, Indian Empire, Rorschach, Mocanaqua, Trecdom2, PatrickStar, United Kodiaks, Buc-ee Gas Station, Studly Penguins, and Kinixys.