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The Dont drink cheap wine of Drunkndisorderly

Lightford wrote:New poll. Vote before it dies!!!

You forgot drunk as a poll option. I'm sure it was just an oversight.

Brocklandia, Lightford, and Bobby the bern zennenhund

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Drunkndisorderly wrote:You forgot drunk as a poll option. I'm sure it was just an oversight.

Lightford was probably too intoxicated to remember it.

Forgot to buy a drink before posting a poll link too.

Drunkndisorderly, Lightford, Anacin, and Bobby the bern zennenhund

Anacin

Brocklandia wrote:Lightford was probably too intoxicated to remember it.

Forgot to buy a drink before posting a poll link too.

You took my line bro.

Brocklandia, Lightford, and Bobby the bern zennenhund

Bobby the bern zennenhund

The Noodle Shop At The Edge Of Reality

Anacin wrote:You took my line bro.

BORK! NEED BONE 🍖! BORK!

Brocklandia wrote:"Noodals"? Is that a theoretically less toxic way of spelling "noodles"? If so, the answer is "Nooo!" Don't go offering me food that came from anywhere but the kitchen. Cheffy gets really upset when people bring in outside food that wasn't prepared by hir. And when Cheffy gets upset, pointy knives tend to be used ... repeatedly.

But if you want a bowl of noodles, I'll be happy to bring you one. While you're waiting, why don't you go ahead and sign up for the stomach pump appointment list.

BORK! NOODALS! YES! PERFECTION!BORK!

The Dont drink cheap wine of Drunkndisorderly

did someone say Bork

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UerBCXHKJ5s

The Republic of Lightford

Krillin

Brocklandia wrote:Lightford was probably too intoxicated to remember it.

Forgot to buy a drink before posting a poll link too.

Oh. Is it to late to buy one now???

Tyranacility

The Glorious Nations of Iwaku

Brocklandia wrote:*Ahem!* What packs a punch if you don't pay is King crab cashier, followed by TheOrc. But if you like being punched, we can probably line up some other staff members too.

You, you won't take my money *Burp*Geez, I need to sober up sooneven though I insist on paying in advance
Oh boy, Zombie Penguins another triple strength Lusty Imperator Velvet Ale please

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Lightford wrote:Oh. Is it to late to but one now???

Go ahead. How about a li'l drink we call the Dynamic Chaos Generator. It has ... Let's see ... Ginger ale, battery acid, liquid asbestos, jet fuel, antifreeze drained out of a broken-down Ford F-150 pickup, and two dashes of ground-up glass. Oh, and a twist of lemon. It's quite tasty, according to the previous customer. You could ask him yourself, but he seems to have died. Which is totally unrelated, I'm sure.

Lightford

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Bobby the bern zennenhund wrote:BORK! NEED BONE 🍖! BORK!

Ah ... You sound like my ex. Please tell me that's coincidental. 'Cause I still have the restraining order around here somewhere.

Bobby the bern zennenhund wrote:BORK! NOODALS! YES! PERFECTION!BORK!

Okie-dokie, here you go. One bowl of noodles, with an array of sauces and add-ins on the side for your dining pleasure.

... Uhm, are you sure you aren't my ex? The resemblance is uncanny.

Bobby the bern zennenhund

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Anacin wrote:You took my line bro.

Sorry. Actor's rules. If you flub your cue, someone else has to step in, deliver your line, and keep the plot moving forward.

The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins

Tyranacility wrote:You, you won't take my money *Burp*Geez, I need to sober up sooneven though I insist on paying in advance
Oh boy, Zombie Penguins another triple strength Lusty Imperator Velvet Ale please

*Pours another drink* Here you go.

The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins

Howard beale wrote:Anything. Some fancy wine preferably. Maybe a drink from the Alpha Quadrant. Raktijino maybe.

*Serves an extra strong raktajino* Let me know if you want something else.

Howard beale

Tyranacility

The Glorious Nations of Iwaku

Zombie Penguins wrote:*Pours another drink* Here you go.

*Nearly misses grabbing it*
Thanks
*Starts drinking it in moderation*

Zombie Penguins

The candy thieving weasel

Howard beale wrote:Maybe I should have used water...

*the weasel then jumps in a glass*

Howard beale

The Republic of Lightford

Krillin

Brocklandia wrote:Go ahead. How about a li'l drink we call the Dynamic Chaos Generator. It has ... Let's see ... Ginger ale, battery acid, liquid asbestos, jet fuel, antifreeze drained out of a broken-down Ford F-150 pickup, and two dashes of ground-up glass. Oh, and a twist of lemon. It's quite tasty, according to the previous customer. You could ask him yourself, but he seems to have died. Which is totally unrelated, I'm sure.

I'd take it.

Bobby the bern zennenhund

The Noodle Shop At The Edge Of Reality

Brocklandia wrote:Ah ... You sound like my ex. Please tell me that's coincidental. 'Cause I still have the restraining order around here somewhere.

Okie-dokie, here you go. One bowl of noodles, with an array of sauces and add-ins on the side for your dining pleasure.

... Uhm, are you sure you aren't my ex? The resemblance is uncanny.

INAM SURE

Brocklandia

Tchaikovesky

I'm back! After a long period of not being able to find my charger and completely forgetting about this laptop due to the virus, I have finally returned.

Brocklandia, Zombie Penguins, Anacin, and Bobby the bern zennenhund

The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins

Tchaikovesky wrote:I'm back! After a long period of not being able to find my charger and completely forgetting about this laptop due to the virus, I have finally returned.

Welcome back. Want something to drink?

Bobby the bern zennenhund

Tchaikovesky

Zombie Penguins wrote:Welcome back. Want something to drink?

Yes please. The best vodka you got.

Bobby the bern zennenhund

The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins

*A zombie kicks Fifa 2026 out of the bar while another zombie returns Karenstan to Feoras*

Brocklandia

The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins

Tchaikovesky wrote:Yes please. The best vodka you got.

*The penguin grabs a bottle of Russian vodka and pours some for the zombie revived guest then leaves the bottle*

Brocklandia

Allenstadt

The Democratic Sphere

Can I have a lemonade on the rocks?

Anacin and Songs you dont understand

Songs you dont understand

I found a video about International Music Feed (IMF), the world's first global music channel that runs 24/7!

https://vimeo.com/30804067

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Duncan the delivery doggo

Woof bork! Which translates too, does anyone have something for me to deliver? *Pant pant* Bork woof!

Wooof wooof booooork! Which translates too, can I be put on the officers board as a Doggo waiter or delivery doggo because I want people too know that me is good doggo waiter and delivery doggo, or maybe the jukebox doggo because Lake of fur isn't here anymore.... :(

Bobby the bern zennenhund

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