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What's this "Texas" place I keep hearing about? It sounds pretty terrible.
"Eternal void"? Is that anything like "Texas"?
*Picks up bag of coins*
These aren't Canaadian and are therefore of no use to me because they can't be used in Canasa to buy maple syrup. *Tosses bag aside*
No, the void is probably more like Newark, but with less air pollution and traffic. Friendlier residents, too.
Zany Zanes, YouTube Inc, and Puppet tyranacility
Watches in fascination.
It's always something to come across a paying customer.
Hey!
Huffs out a grumble and collects the bag before any other hooligans get any funny ideas.
Hooligans I say!
Sets the bag in a dark and forbidding chest outside the office behind the cashiers dusty counter.
A echo-ey voice calls out "I'm not paying, I own a franchise. 'The bar on the corner of every discord.' that was my installment."
Looks around curious then cleans their ear confusedly.
You guys hear something?
I tell ya, that void is truly a nice place in summer, I always go there
As opposed to Newark, where the uncollected garbage on the street because really fragrant in summer. Let's assume I mean "fragrant" in the good way.
Did you say something? I can't hear a thing.
*Pops up behind you* Hello
The weekend poetry contest has ended. 
Zany Zanes will pick a winner.
Ooo, the suspense! I'm all a-tremble with anticipation.
Sighs, sliding off the wall and grabbing the entries from the poetry box. Putting on a pair of glasses, they hum and deliberate for several moments to increase suspense, drawing it out for as long as they can until finally, with one last dramatic pause, they step up on a chair to announce the winners.
Lovely work. Congratulations!
In First Place: Smiley Bob
Congratulations! Love the incorporation of numbers. Very fun to read, worthy of the horror honor of hosting next contest should you so choose to accept.
And last, but certainly not least, the moment you've all been waiting for! Third Place goes to....! : Brocklandia!
Amazing work my friend, you certainly deserved it!
Smiley Bob, Brocklandia, Chan island, and Zombie Penguins
*Slouches onto the bar*
Nectar pls
Thanks for picking me, I think. I will judge the next contest where I would like to see haiku.
And in celebration of our regions having an embassy for 5 years, I'll buy a round of drinks for everyone. Leaves money near the cashier area
*shuffles out on a hazmat suit, a glass gripped in giant metal tongs*
Here you go--one nectar.
Yay! Thanks, best judge of the week!
And congrats to Chan island and 
Smiley Bob!
Smiley Bob and Zany Zanes
*Drinks it in one gulp*
Blah doesn't taste the same
*Points at Zany Zanes*
You come here pls?
Neat, thank you!
*inconspicuously pays for the last drink*
Oh, by the way, another drink please. Surprise me!
Watches in fascination.
Amazing.
Drifts over to a dusty book hidden in a corner.
A drink, hm? Let's do...a Rum Runner.
Pours 1 oz light rum, 1 dark rum, 1 oz banana liqueur, 1 oz blackberry brandy, some orange juice and sour mix, and 1 dash grenadine. Adds some non-toxic ice and places it on the counter.
Enjoy.
Watches the patron patiently.
Drinks the Rum Runner now hyper-self conscious about the barkeep staring into his undead pirate soul.
Hm, pretty good, thanks man!
Zany Zanes and Tercania islands
Technically it's "embezzlement" instead of "lobbying," but I prefer to call it a "covert redistribution of wealth" from the Bar's inventory to my wallet. Ain't free enterprise grand?
Tercania islands and YouTube Inc
Give me the strongest thing you have that will put me to sleep
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