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Everestopia wrote:Evening all, how are we? :D

Not bad. Just having a read of the Guardian (I don't know why tbh lol I detest a lot of its politics.) How are you?

Hello everyone! I have a few announcements to make.

First off, Happy Fourth of July/Independence Day to Americans out there! As I've mentioned before, Sodor has quite a few American and part-American engines and humans, and they usually have a celebration for the occasion. This year, Sam, Caitilin, Connor, Rosie, Porter, Hank, Philip, Timothy, Dustin, and the narrow-gauge engine Stanley will be gathering at Great Waterton Park with their crews and the American ex-pay-tree-ots on Sodor for a BBQ and celebration! I'm sure it'll be a lot of fun!

Gordon: Ugh! It's 'expatriates', Percy.

Percy: That's it! Thanks, Gordon!

Percy: The other thing is a couple days ago, July 2nd, was the birthday of Christopher Awdry. Not only is Christopher Awdry the son of Railway Series creator Reverend Wilbert Awdry, the very same son whose case of the measles inspired the Reverend to first tell our stories from Sodor, but Christopher also wrote 16 books of the Railway Series after his father retired. We're very thankful to Mr. Awdry for writing about us and continuing the book series, and we wish him all the best! Like we do every year, we all pitched in to get Christopher a present, and we hope he likes it!

Everestopia wrote:Good day all, I have returned once more :P

Everest! Good to see you again! How are you?

The Walking, Talking, and Irritated Dead

The Issue
Seven years ago Oliver King went missing after a yachting accident, and has since been declared officially dead. However, he recently re-emerged and came back to Spanelsko. Despite showing up in person to get his death certificate reversed, he found he could not do so. His mortician has come to complain to you on his behalf, as corpses aren’t allowed in the building.

“You know, maybe Jill Negan is on to something,” says your Minister of Necromancy, Tabitha Cheswick. “Maybe we should create a task force of legally dead people to eliminate dissenters. We can deny their existence easily because they’re all dead, and if anybody tries to blow the lid off it, they’ll just sound like a crackpot who believes children’s stories!”

The Talking Point
Adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters.

Sorry if i won't be much active these few weeks, i am rushing infamy in Payday 2 during my free time and those 25 hundred lvl's won't grind themselves XD

Have a great day everyone! :]

Nuremgard wrote:Not bad. Just having a read of the Guardian (I don't know why tbh lol I detest a lot of its politics.) How are you?

Very nice. I'm good. The newspaper of choice for me is The Daily Telegraph.

Percyton wrote:Hello everyone! I have a few announcements to make.

First off, Happy Fourth of July/Independence Day to Americans out there! As I've mentioned before, Sodor has quite a few American and part-American engines and humans, and they usually have a celebration for the occasion. This year, Sam, Caitilin, Connor, Rosie, Porter, Hank, Philip, Timothy, Dustin, and the narrow-gauge engine Stanley will be gathering at Great Waterton Park with their crews and the American ex-pay-tree-ots on Sodor for a BBQ and celebration! I'm sure it'll be a lot of fun!

Gordon: Ugh! It's 'expatriates', Percy.

Percy: That's it! Thanks, Gordon!

Percy: The other thing is a couple days ago, July 2nd, was the birthday of Christopher Awdry. Not only is Christopher Awdry the son of Railway Series creator Reverend Wilbert Awdry, the very same son whose case of the measles inspired the Reverend to first tell our stories from Sodor, but Christopher also wrote 16 books of the Railway Series after his father retired. We're very thankful to Mr. Awdry for writing about us and continuing the book series, and we wish him all the best! Like we do every year, we all pitched in to get Christopher a present, and we hope he likes it!

Everest! Good to see you again! How are you?

Glad to see you're well!
I'm good thanks!

Everestopia wrote:Very nice. I'm good. The newspaper of choice for me is The Daily Telegraph.

Oh Jesus lol

Everestopia, Russkov Soviet, and Lavan Tiri

Spanelsko wrote:Sorry if i won't be much active these few weeks, i am rushing infamy in Payday 2 during my free time and those 25 hundred lvl's won't grind themselves XD

Have a great day everyone! :]

No worries bro! I know how the grind feels, considering that I've got plenty on my plate on FFXIV. Have fun and remember to take breaks!

Also... Happy Day of Independence you capitalist bastards. ^^

Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania and Antarctica, and Spanelsko

Hmm... I hadn't noticed that. My "regional influence" is *Negotiator*.

Country 1: -makes threats towards Country 2-

Country 2: -makes bigger threats towards Country 1-

Random Nations: -call for mediator-

Equestrian Federation: -looks at Country 1 and 2- Either we work this out.... Or the Red Army will be on BOTH of your doorsteps. ^^

Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, and Spanelsko

I wish all Americans a happy Independence Day. :)

Nuremgard wrote:Oh Jesus lol

I don't read British publications much because I'm an American, but if I do, I generally prefer The Economist.

Post self-deleted by Mercunova.

Nuremgard wrote:Oh Jesus lol

Gualimole wrote:I don't read British publications much because I'm an American, but if I do, I generally prefer The Economist.

I like the Daily Express.

Gualimole

Mercunova wrote:I like the Daily Express.

They're even more blindly nationalistic than The Daily Telegraph.

Gualimole wrote:I don't read British publications much because I'm an American, but if I do, I generally prefer The Economist.

I have used them as references in uni essays before.

Gualimole wrote:They're even more blindly nationalistic than The Daily Telegraph.

I know. I don't really read them. I just said so to mess with my dear Nuremgard.

Happy Independence Day, my fellow Americans! May Uncle Sam leave gifts of freedom and liberty in your stockings tonight.

Everestopia wrote:Evening all, how are we? :D

Everest! It's been so long! Good to see you again!

Jaslandia wrote:Happy Independence Day, my fellow Americans! May Uncle Sam leave gifts of freedom and liberty in your stockings tonight.

Quite the opposite in mine I'm afraid. xD

Russkov Soviet wrote:No worries bro! I know how the grind feels, considering that I've got plenty on my plate on FFXIV. Have fun and remember to take breaks!

Also... Happy Day of Independence you capitalist bastards. ^^

I am a bit surprised you play that, i used to play WOW for a bit so i know the pain of MMO's ;p

As for breaks, yeah after my death wish 2 hour mission i really needed a break XD (i mean it literally me and a friend were doing 1 mission 2 hours without failing)

Have fun in FFXIV soviet. Also have a nice independence day Americans.

The Issue
A group of bearded militiamen have recently declared rural Josh Flanders County a sovereign and independent nation! Talk radio pundits in Spanelsko are demanding immediate government action.

“Gov’mint’s not workin’ fo’ folks ‘round here,” says Gene McCarthy, a turnip farmer, “We have ourselves a guar-un-teed right to form a gov’mint that works for us. We don’t want any confrontation, now, we just want to shake hands and let ya’ll get along with yer business while we get along with ours.”

“I can’t believe this!” shouts General Bill Sherman. “This is tantamount to treason! Our political system would collapse if whole territories were allowed to leave at any time. It would be chaos! I propose that you let me take care of the problem... permanently.”

The Talking Point
The government violently suppresses separatist movements.

It is with great pride and pleasure that we announce today the wedding of His Imperial Highness Grand Prince Aleksandr Petrovich to his wife Lady Anastasia Mikhailovna. She shall hereby carry the title of Grand Princess and the style of Her Imperial Highness. We wish the new couple every happiness and blessing in their marriage. The country is holding national celebrations and a national holiday has been declared.

Nuremgard wrote:It is with great pride and pleasure that we announce today the wedding of His Imperial Highness Grand Prince Aleksandr Petrovich to his wife Lady Anastasia Mikhailovna. She shall hereby carry the title of Grand Princess and the style of Her Imperial Highness. We wish the new couple every happiness and blessing in their marriage. The country is holding national celebrations and a national holiday has been declared.

The Penguanian Royal Family sends their dearest and warmest wishes to the couple. May their path always be guided by the light of the stars and may the future bestow upon them all the happiness and adventures their relationship has to offer.

Nuremgard wrote:It is with great pride and pleasure that we announce today the wedding of His Imperial Highness Grand Prince Aleksandr Petrovich to his wife Lady Anastasia Mikhailovna. She shall hereby carry the title of Grand Princess and the style of Her Imperial Highness. We wish the new couple every happiness and blessing in their marriage. The country is holding national celebrations and a national holiday has been declared.

Is Nuremgrad is Monarchy or Constitutional? Depending on your answer we might or might not send assassins for practice missions to take them out.
May they live a happy life together.

Spanelsko wrote:Is Nuremgrad is Monarchy or Constitutional? Depending on your answer we might or might not send assassins for practice missions to take them out.
May they live a happy life together.

We're a constitutional monarchy.

Spanelsko wrote:I am a bit surprised you play that, i used to play WOW for a bit so i know the pain of MMO's

Been playing it since 2013. ^^

Nuremgard wrote:It is with great pride and pleasure that we announce today the wedding of His Imperial Highness Grand Prince Aleksandr Petrovich to his wife Lady Anastasia Mikhailovna. She shall hereby carry the title of Grand Princess and the style of Her Imperial Highness. We wish the new couple every happiness and blessing in their marriage. The country is holding national celebrations and a national holiday has been declared.

On behalf of the Coltsov family, and the entirety of the Equestrian Federation, we congratulate the couple on such a blessed union. May the Lord grant them a wonderful life full of peace and prosperity.

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