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Lavan tiri wrote:My car exploded today.

We put a pipe bomb in it so you’d come back to the region

Yukona wrote:We put a pipe bomb in it so you’d come back to the region

What are you, a member of the IRA?

Gualimole wrote:What are you, a member of the IRA?

Aww you made the joke before I could.

Russkov Soviet wrote:The answer IS obvious. ^^

Hmm, thanks for pointing that out. I didnt notice it before, it also at least shows the obvious answer to the statement doesn't it?

The Issue
After their successful moon landing, Dàguó astronauts have removed your nation’s flag from the satellite’s rocky surface and replaced it with their own.

The Debate
“Damn Dàguó doofuses, dropping in where they’re not wanted!” complains border control officer Kelly Sulu, attempting to find the landing site through a small telescope. “Give us the say-so and we’ll put out a warrant for these vandals! If Dàguó doesn’t extradite them, we’ll just have to prosecute them in absentia.”

Accept

“How can you expect one lonely flag to survive undefended?” wonders astronaut Pedro Butt. “We need a more permanent base on the moon to keep these Dàguó latecomers out. All it’ll take is a few Arma 3s, lots of oxygen, and an electric fence.”

The Talking Point
Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.

Everestopia

How is everyone doing today? :D

Everestopia wrote:How is everyone doing today? :D

Not bad. You?

Everestopia wrote:How is everyone doing today? :D

So far so good

Everestopia wrote:How is everyone doing today? :D

Pretty good. I'll be glad when I get home tonight. I work from 6am to 6pm. xD

Russkov Soviet wrote:Pretty good. I'll be glad when I get home tonight. I work from 6am to 6pm. xD

What's your job that you have to work 12h shifts?

Penguania and Antarctica wrote:What's your job that you have to work 12h shifts?

I'm a manager/delivery driver for a deli. We have some pretty big orders in the morning, which is why I was scheduled 6a-2p, but someone quit so I'm closing driver til 7.

Russkov Soviet wrote:I'm a manager/delivery driver for a deli. We have some pretty big orders in the morning, which is why I was scheduled 6a-2p, but someone quit so I'm closing driver til 7.

Exploitation of man by man.

Ehrereich, Russkov Soviet, and Lavan tiri

Au Minbo wrote:Ehrich, welcome back. Long time no see

Jaslandia wrote:Glad to see some familiar faces after so long. Welcome back Lavan tiri and Ehrereich! Great to see you both!

Thanks, guys.

Lavan tiri and Penguania and Antarctica

Gualimole wrote:What are you, a member of the IRA?

Don’t push your luck

Lavan tiri

The Issue
Horrifyingly, there continues to be whispered dissent against your glorious and righteous rule.

The Talking Point
The nation has always been at war with Moltovea

I find it quite fitting that we got the 1984 issue as a Dystopia.

Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, and Lavan tiri

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Russkov Soviet, Nuremgard, and Lavan tiri

Spanelsko wrote:The Issue
Horrifyingly, there continues to be whispered dissent against your glorious and righteous rule.

The Talking Point
The nation has always been at war with Moltovea

I find it quite fitting that we got the 1984 issue as a Dystopia.

That issue sounds familiar, but I can't remember it. ^^ And looks like Moltovea found someone else to mess with.

Nuremgard, Lavan tiri, and Spanelsko

Russkov Soviet wrote:That issue sounds familiar, but I can't remember it. ^^ And looks like Moltovea found someone else to mess with.

I got an issue today about the advertising of people coming out. I encouraged youn gpeople to come out and social conservatism went UP!

Nuremgard wrote:I got an issue today about the advertising of people coming out. I encouraged youn gpeople to come out and social conservatism went UP!

apparently the youth of Nuregrad are conservatives. Good for the party that rules isn't it?

Russkov Soviet wrote:That issue sounds familiar, but I can't remember it. ^^ And looks like Moltovea found someone else to mess with.

war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength.

Also, its more like we found them cause we attacked their nation.

-The Khan is Never Wrong in his Judgement

The Talking Point
The state conscripts sociopathic orphan girls to train as professional assassins.

this somehow made my civil rights go up.

I have no idea why.

Spanelsko wrote:apparently the youth of Nuregrad are conservatives. Good for the party that rules isn't it?war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength.

Also, its more like we found them cause we attacked their nation.

-The Khan is Never Wrong in his Judgement

Sometimes it's just better to keep the people happy. And I believe I answered an issue a few days ago that now has my nation "randomly bombing foriegn countries as the new national sport". I wouldn't say randomly, for they are indeed enemies, but it is a bit sporting in it's own right.

Spanelsko wrote:apparently the youth of Nuregrad are conservatives. Good for the party that rules isn't it?war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength.

Also, its more like we found them cause we attacked their nation.

-The Khan is Never Wrong in his Judgement

Most people in Nurem are socially liberal.

Russkov Soviet wrote:Sometimes it's just better to keep the people happy. And I believe I answered an issue a few days ago that now has my nation "randomly bombing foriegn countries as the new national sport". I wouldn't say randomly, for they are indeed enemies, but it is a bit sporting in it's own right.

war is an art, and so is my genocidal campaign to take over the world, and i mean why would we have such an enormous army if we had nothing to use it on?
Not to mention i dont want to bore my people with peace.

Today is an historic day for the Imperial Family of Nuremgard. The first ever adopted member of the family has joined the ranks of the monarchy. Grand Princes Valerian and Andrei are now the proud fathers of Her Highness Princess Tatiana Andrievna. His Imperial Majesty the Tsar issued special letters patent to grant the infant princess her title and all the honours and dignities that accompany it.

The nation shares the dynasty's joy today and we hope the rest of the world will too.

Everestopia

Good morrow, my freaky darlings :D

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