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WA NATIONS ARE STRONGLY ENCOURAGED TO VOTE IN FAVOR OF COMMENDING OUR BUDDY Nuremgard

THIS IS A THREAT

I WILL TAKE YOUR TEETH

Lavan Tiri wrote:WA NATIONS ARE STRONGLY ENCOURAGED TO VOTE IN FAVOR OF COMMENDING OUR BUDDY Nuremgard

THIS IS A THREAT

I WILL TAKE YOUR TEETH

AND I WILL TAKE YOUR BRAINS

I hope all members of the WA will join Ludania in voting against the diabolical notion that the evil menace of Nuremgard be commended!

;)

It seems that regardless of what side I take, I will make enemies. Hmmm..... -picks up the paper detailing Nuremguard- ...... To commend or not to commend? That...is the question.

Russkov Soviet wrote:It seems that regardless of what side I take, I will make enemies. Hmmm..... -picks up the paper detailing Nuremguard- ...... To commend or not to commend? That...is the question.

for some reason i thought that nuremgard is russkov XD

i am too tired to think straight today.....
still congratulations to nuremguard, whatever the voting is about.

Spanelsko wrote:for some reason i thought that nuremgard is russkov XD

i am too tired to think straight today.....
still congratulations to nuremguard, whatever the voting is about.

Well... We are both children of Mother Russia, so I can see why. And get some rest if you can. ^^;

*blushes at all the attention, hiding behind my fan*

As benevolent overlord I command every single subject that is eligible for voting on WA matters to vote for Nuremgard. Contraventions will be severely punished. The attempt is punishable as well.

Spanelsko

The Issue
An unfortunately botched maneuver led recently to the deorbit of an unmanned government spacecraft over Spanelsko. Intended for a deep space exploration mission, the nuclear-powered probe carried onboard several kilograms of plutonium. While the craft itself burned up harmlessly on re-entry, concerns have since been raised about the possible health and environmental effects of its radioactive payload.

It must have been a sabotage, the Engineers and Scientists of our horde would never fail me, knowing they would be in best case scenario thrown to the sharks. Russkov, you are one of the only nations rivaling our dominance over the final frontier of space.... tell me why i should not suspect you of sabotaging our space program commie?

EDIT:
The Talking Point
Space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Spanelsko

Spanelsko wrote: Russkov, you are one of the only nations rivaling our dominance over the final frontier of space.... tell me why i should not suspect you of sabotaging our space program commie?

Three reasons actually....
1) We are, to my knowledge, still under a non-aggression pact.

2) Space pirates and minor factions have increased raids into the Sol System, especially around Earth, so you might have been an unlucky target.

3) Even though your engineers wouldn't dare fail you, the ship may have had an unseen flaw due to rushed installation. I would offer to send some of my specialists to examine the ship, but if I'm suspected......

Russkov Soviet wrote:Three reasons actually....
1) We are, to my knowledge, still under a non-aggression pact.

2) Space pirates and minor factions have increased raids into the Sol System, especially around Earth, so you might have been an unlucky target.

3) Even though your engineers wouldn't dare fail you, the ship may have had an unseen flaw due to rushed installation. I would offer to send some of my specialists to examine the ship, but if I'm suspected......

1: We have non-aggression pact? I wasn't even aware of it (at least i am living up to the Iberian standard of not remembering international treaties)

2: I do doubt that, after all we supply all pirates with top quality merchandise of weapons.

3: I will allow that, mainly because if you are behind this we can fabricate fake new..... i mean catch you in the act. Or see you being innocent.

Spanelsko wrote:1: We have non-aggression pact? I wasn't even aware of it (at least i am living up to the Iberian standard of not remembering international treaties)

2: I do doubt that, after all we supply all pirates with top quality merchandise of weapons.

3: I will allow that, mainly because if you are behind this we can fabricate fake new..... i mean catch you in the act. Or see you being innocent.

1: It was set some time ago.... I'm surprised we even lasted this long.

2: I see..... Hmm....

3: I guess we'll never know then. -smirks-

Lavan Tiri and Hebo islands

Delegate Order 001-2020:
We, the people of the Confederacy, being of sound mind and judgement, hereby make the following charges against Nuremgard.

- 1. He did knowingly and willfully perform above and beyond the call of citizen duty on countless occasions.
- 2. Most seriously, he has earned the admiration and respect of the entire region.

Nuremgard, by the powers of my mandate I hereby promote you to the rank of Grand Knight Special Class of the Order of Merit and Gallantry of the Confederacy of Free Nations with all the rights and privileges thereto. And may God have mercy on your soul.

Hip, Hip, Hooray!

Penguania and Antarctica wrote:Delegate Order 001-2020:
We, the people of the Confederacy, being of sound mind and judgement, hereby make the following charges against Nuremgard.

- 1. He did knowingly and willfully perform above and beyond the call of citizen duty on countless occasions.
- 2. Most seriously, he has earned the admiration and respect of the entire region.

Nuremgard, by the powers of my mandate I hereby promote you to the rank of Grand Knight Special Class of the Order of Merit and Gallantry of the Confederacy of Free Nations with all the rights and privileges thereto. And may God have mercy on your soul.

Hip, Hip, Hooray!

Thank you very much, Peng!

As Consul, I declare today to be Nuremgard Day, which shall be celebrated with hating the British, drinking to excess, and general homosexual degeneracy

Lavan Tiri wrote:As Consul, I declare today to be Nuremgard Day, which shall be celebrated with hating the British, drinking to excess, and general homosexual degeneracy

Sounds good but I am British so does that mean I am included in the hate-fest? :P

Nuremgard wrote:Sounds good but I am British so does that mean I am included in the hate-fest? :P

aren't you scottish

Lavan Tiri wrote:aren't you scottish

nah he's Bri'ish cus tha stoopid americans threw the T in the ocean

Lavan Tiri wrote:aren't you scottish

Scottish is British, babe.

Nuremgard wrote:Scottish is British, babe.

Naaaaah

Nuremgard wrote:Scottish is British, babe.

Not to me

Brave soundtrack plays loudly

SORRY FOR THE LACK OF A TEA TIME LATELY, I MOVED TO MINNESOTA!

SNACKS:
- Bees
- Pork and rice
- Peaches
- Merc's thick, juicy left asscheek

DRINKS
- Nurem's Bathwater
- Lemonade
- High-pulp orange juice
- Crude oil

TOPICS
-Democratic Vice Presidential Candidate Kamala Harris
- Trump's COVID Executive Orders
- The responsibility of God in the Fall of Humanity
- Does Jas is Gay?

Bearlong wrote:Naaaaah

Lavan Tiri wrote:Not to me

Brave soundtrack plays loudly

Much as I wish it wasn't true, comrades, it is. We are politically and geographically British. We can change the former but not the latter.

Post self-deleted by Nuremgard.

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