The Unified Tracts of Elejamie is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mark Costello with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.717 billion Elejamians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coventry. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Elejamian economy, worth an astonishing 16,914 trillion Sofancs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 516,979 Sofancs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glamping Elejamians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, and immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elejamie's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Industrial music.

Elejamie is ranked 290,191^st in the world and 5,118^th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -31.37 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.