The 𝔅𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝕲𝖔𝖉 of Yodle is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, state-planned economy, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.839 billion Yodleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yodlean economy, worth a remarkable 5,875 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 329,361 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, programmers often reinvent the wheel, it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder, and preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance. Crime is totally unknown. Yodle's national animal is the Human Race, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Yodle is ranked 239^th in the world and 2^nd in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 7,688.86 on the Clooney Contribution Index.