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Osterreich und ungarn wrote:9 more minutes. And I won’t even be home in time to start playing it.

Imagine if you don't maEK it in time to play it you'll never be able to. That should maEK you go faster.

Wiranath, Shavara, Osterreich und ungarn, La Xinga, and 1 otherTechnocratic tagalog

Osterreich und ungarn

DarKspawnerreich wrote:Imagine if you don't maEK it in time to play it you'll never be able to. That should maEK you go faster.

I’ve been helping my parents all day, now we are going out to eat. Even TNO can wait for that.

Shavara, La Xinga, DarKspawnerreich, and Technocratic tagalog

Osterreich und ungarn wrote:I’ve been helping my parents all day, now we are going out to eat. Even TNO can wait for that.

Ah.

Osterreich und ungarn and Technocratic tagalog

Osterreich und ungarn wrote:I’ve been helping my parents all day, now we are going out to eat. Even TNO can wait for that.

nom nom nom

Osterreich und ungarn, DarKspawnerreich, Technocratic tagalog, and Kavanos

TNO is out.

Shavara, Osterreich und ungarn, La Xinga, DarKspawnerreich, and 1 otherTechnocratic tagalog

Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:TNO is out.

Can't find it.

Osterreich und ungarn, La Xinga, DarKspawnerreich, and Technocratic tagalog

Osterreich und ungarn

Shavara wrote:Can't find it.

Give it a few minutes, I’m sure the devs (who are frankly worked to death) will post it in a minute.

Technocratic tagalog

*Evaporates all of my gas*

*Walks into the RMB*

hemlo guys
\(o-o\)

Technocratic tagalog wrote:*Evaporates all of my gas*

*Walks into the RMB*

hemlo guys
\(o-o\)

\_(. .)_/

DarKspawnerreich and Technocratic tagalog

Jesus, the TNO Subreddit is blowing up.

Osterreich und ungarn and DarKspawnerreich

The fake news of london

today's fake news and also east pacific news!


Daily news of June 21,2020 Fake news.
Today is the second day of news, which we have different things, and please note this is fake news, this was made just for the region The england tea and also the East pacific,so I hope you enjoy reading the dispatch.

first we are going to have an interview with Some corrupt korea today who is located in the northern oceans, that was a featured region, a few days ago! So now we are happily welcoming you to the interview so lets start with some questions.

1. question, why did you choose the Northern oceans as your main location for a nation which is like you?
Well I thought that staying there would be good to build up some rankings and also the be good, for example meet new nations, and also be in a small place and know other nations in there, like the east pacific and also the North and all those big things, are good but I would give them a chance.

2. question, would you leave the northern oceans for any reason soon?
No I think that we are going to stay there for long, since we recently just joined, we joined when the nation was founded, so I think that we should stay there for longer, since while we're at it, we'll just be there to know the things and you never know, we might get appointed in the region, so lots of chances there.

3. question, would you like to get appointed in the northern oceans?
well yes that would mean lots to us, and I think that would be nice to be appointed a special role in such a big and good region like the northern oceans, and also communicate with the good people around there, so Yes I would like to get appointed and If I do, I'll be happy, but anyways we still need to know mostly everyone you know.

4. question, if you could be the delegate for one day what would you do?
Well thats a tough but good question, really I'd try my best to actually get the region to be more influential in the whole world, and also try getting lots of nations to come there, so yes I think that is what my best thought if I was delegate of the Northern oceans for only a day and that'd be cool also.

5. question, how come the government is quite corrupt?
While easy question is also the name has it, the nation has been accepting lots of bribes for a really long time, so then it's not any surprise that people are greedy in the nation, and also are corrupt, since that has been passed on through centuries of our great leaders, and thats the way it's always mostly going to be.Thanks for the interview Some corrupt korea now lets go for the east pacific news now.


the east pacific regional news right now and also today
today in the east pacific Two war crimes in nations Volinovia and also operation tourism, so lets start with the war crimes right now.The men at the front have no problem finding the man who shot off the grenades and shooting him before he can hide. A few of the men are hurt by the explosion with only one casualty as a result of the spread out nature of military foxholes. The Drones the Scandinavians send are easily countered by IXI Dronekiller guns given to just about every squad and special weapons team in the Volinovian Army. The Volinovians begin coordinating with the San Sierran Artillerymen to shell the Danish Positions as often as they can. So now with Operation Tourism, Taskforce Alpha has been waiting for this day, the day that they finally get to come and invade the Scandinavian Islands once held by Volinovia. And now that they have meet up with the Naval Forces from Peatiktist, it was finally time. They had hugged the Kampfian Coast through to the cut straight north to Peatikist. They begin by a quick Airstrike on the Southern Islands near to Peatikist. Taking out any Radar Base. Any Military Base sighted is quickly hit by bombs containing Napalm unit the base is burnt to the ground. The planes are from one of Volinovia's two Aircraft Carriers that have been stationed with Taskforce Alpha. Men land on the islands within the next hour aboard Combat and Transport Helicopters. The Marine Rangers, who were supposed to be heading to Levantin but, like other forces, were recalled during their transport to fight against the Danish Nuisance. Only breaking Radio Silence to hear that Peatikisian Reinforcements were coming. Napalm strikes are common on any target that was away from Civilians, other methods are used to try to negate civilian casualties on strikes that happen near cities. Danish Patrol Vessels are attacked by separate squads of fighters. Launched from the second carrier. And then also a bad thing happened as Danelaw Scandinavia here it is right now. August 17, 2030
7:00 PM
The United States Federal Assembly

The assembly hall falls silent for a few moments. Everyone waits in anticipation. The last deliberator spoke just a few seconds ago and now, it was time. People in the galleries watched, hoping that what they wanted to happen will happen, whatever that may be.

Link
General assembly head quarters.

Assembly Speaker: We will now come to a vote. Representatives, please cast your votes.

There was a silence and an occasional chatter as the representatives clicked the buttons on their desks. By the time the voting period was over the screened showed the results, the assembly speaker stood up and said;

Assembly Speaker: With 73 votes For, 10 votes Against, and 22 votes Abstain, Resolution no. 108, A resolution condemning the acts of Danelaw-scandinavia, abolishing the Kianese-Danelaw-Scandinavian Diplomatic Treaty, and declaring war against Danelaw-Scandinavia.
--------------
August 17, 2030
9 PM
Late Night Show with Mr. Kim studio, North Feitang City.

An applause roars as a new guest on the Late Night Show is welcomed on to the stage. The new guest waves at the crowd and shakes hands with Mr. Kim, the show's host. The guest? Foreign Affairs Minister Min-seo Jang. She sits down on the couch beside the host's desk and the show begins.

Mr. Kim: Welcome to the show, Ms. Jang. We're glad to have you here.
Ms. Jang: So am I, this is my first time to be in a show like this. Thanks for having me.
Mr. Kim: Yeah, it's not often we have politicians on this show. So, tell us about how you got the job as foreign affairs minister of our country.
Ms. Jang: Well, I've worked as an assisstant to the Ambassador to the San Sierran Republic 8 years ago in the previous administration. I replaced him as the ambassador 2 years ago after President Kuang was elected. This year as part of a newly formed cabinet, I uhhh was picked by the Federal Assembly Committee on Appointments to be the next Foreign Affairs minister mainly because of my performance in San Sierra for the past 8 years.
Crowd: applause.
Mr. Kim: Wow, quite the service record.
Ms. Jang: Mhmm
Mr. Kim: So, lets move on to the next part of our show, this has been a viral issue in foreign politics nowadays. So-
Ms. Jang: Yeah, I guess this is going to be spicy.
Mr. Kim: Yeah, yeah chuckles So, lets talk about Danelaw-Scandinavia's suprise attack on our long-time ally, San Sierr-
Ms. Jang: desperately tries to hold laughter
Ms. Kim: What's wrong, you look like you're about to burst into tears.
Ms. Jang: laughs
Crowd: laughs
Ms. Jang: Sorry, sorry I just takes deep breath remembered the cabinet meeting with the president about this issue.
Mr. Kim: chuckles I see, what happened?
Ms. Jang: Oh let me tell you. As the meeting was held, I got a call from one of our envoys at Danelaw-Scandinavia. He tells me that both Kaisers declared war on San Sierra. Of course, I immediately inform the entire cabinet. The president looks at me and says "Are you serious?" I said "Yes sir, its all over the news." He then replies with "What are they, stupid?" And the entire cabinet bursts with laughter.
Crowd: short laughter.
Mr. Kim: But why though?
Ms. Jang: Well, I mean our military is still kinda stretched because of the takeover of Kianistan region, we'll see if we have the materiale and the manpower to support our ally. But, tries not to laugh it's just so stupid. I mean, we never have forsaken our allies when they needed help. Plus, San Sierra is our long time ally. And the Kreigsereich, chuckles, sorry, the Kreigsereich thinks that the NAP we have in our diplomatic treaty makes them safe. laughs
Crowd: short laughter
Ms. Jang. It's like as if an NAP is some sort off holy cross that when you hold it to a vampire's face, they get weakened. But that's just not true.
Crowd: laughs like a bunch of girls eating cake
Mr. Kim: still trying to recover from laughter So, ahem, we will see a Kianese intervention in this war?
Ms. Jang: Absolutely, as much as we can muster up.
Mr. Kim: Alrighty
Ms. Jang: sigh I'll never forget how stupid this was. The Defense Minister told us not to worry if they invaded since they have a leadership as bad as that.
Crowd: laughs their oofing butts off
Mr. Kim laughs Oh God,
-------------
so thats all the news for today.

Read dispatch

Pakitsk wrote:Martis hesitates. The only people to handle his blade other than him were all members of his family, and he carried it with him everywhere. Still, he was a visitor, and to insult his hosts by violating their security this gravely would be both dishonorable and, worse, might get him kicked out without completing his mission. "I suppose, if it must be done, I am willing to lay my sabre aside. If anyone dares to mishandle it, though, I will not tolerate the insult."

He begins removing the sabre in its sheath from his belt before a thought hits him. "Wait, will not the Empty Hands steal my blade if I leave it here? Let us return to the University and leave my sabre in my room, where it may lie undisturbed by foreign hands." Realizing the implication, he clarifies his meaning. "That is, foreign to the blade. No man outside my clan has borne it before, and no man outside my clan shall bear it now."

Letwin rubs his forehead, half-wondering why his younger self had to get fixated on Pakotski culture instead of one . . . not like this. "No one, least of all an Empty Hand, is going to take your belongings while you're here. Such theft would dishonour the cathedral, and no one wants that less than they do. If you want to go back to the university, though, we can of course do that."

Pakitsk, Shavara, and Technocratic tagalog

Shavara wrote:Jesus, the TNO Subreddit is blowing up.

TNO?

Shavara, DarKspawnerreich, and Technocratic tagalog

The Holy Utopian Republic wrote:TNO?

The new order.

If the axis won ww2.

Shavara, Osterreich und ungarn, The Holy Utopian Republic, DarKspawnerreich, and 1 otherTechnocratic tagalog

Levantin wrote:Start a fight between Shav and OU please lol.

Tbf most are IC. There was Lerasi-TDS, which ended very badly. I think there was also a time when I was closely allied with Shav and OU (back in the day). Others I forget, because most of them were on Zuk's map.

8^)

Levantin and Technocratic tagalog

Brethren wrote:Letwin rubs his forehead, half-wondering why his younger self had to get fixated on Pakotski culture instead of one . . . not like this. "No one, least of all an Empty Hand, is going to take your belongings while you're here. Such theft would dishonour the cathedral, and no one wants that less than they do. If you want to go back to the university, though, we can of course do that."

"Forgive me, but I would much prefer that. It is difficult enough to leave it, let alone in the open where someone may take it; though I apologize for maligning the Empty Hands." He reaffixes the sabre to his belt and begins walking in the direction of the market, confident that he can find his way back from there. "You may wait here, if you wish, I think I can remember the necessary turns."

Brethren and Technocratic tagalog

Plazland wrote:The new order.

If the axis won ww2.

Oooohhhhh. Sounds like a HOI4 mod.

Plazland, Shavara, Osterreich und ungarn, DarKspawnerreich, and 1 otherTechnocratic tagalog

Technocratic tagalog

The Holy Utopian Republic wrote:TNO?

The New Order: Last Days of Europe

Technocratic tagalog

The Holy Utopian Republic wrote:Oooohhhhh. Sounds like a HOI4 mod.

It is actually a HOI4 mod.

I see a link to the mod!

I click on it, and...

It's a Rick Roll.

Pakitsk, Osterreich und ungarn, Volinovia, Merlovich, and 3 othersLevantin, DarKspawnerreich, and Technocratic tagalog

The fake news of london wrote:today's fake news and also east pacific news!

Daily news of June 21,2020 Fake news.
Today is the second day of news, which we have different things, and please note this is fake news, this was made just for the region The england tea and also the East pacific,so I hope you enjoy reading the dispatch.

first we are going to have an interview with Some corrupt korea today who is located in the northern oceans, that was a featured region, a few days ago! So now we are happily welcoming you to the interview so lets start with some questions.

1. question, why did you choose the Northern oceans as your main location for a nation which is like you?
Well I thought that staying there would be good to build up some rankings and also the be good, for example meet new nations, and also be in a small place and know other nations in there, like the east pacific and also the North and all those big things, are good but I would give them a chance.

2. question, would you leave the northern oceans for any reason soon?
No I think that we are going to stay there for long, since we recently just joined, we joined when the nation was founded, so I think that we should stay there for longer, since while we're at it, we'll just be there to know the things and you never know, we might get appointed in the region, so lots of chances there.

3. question, would you like to get appointed in the northern oceans?
well yes that would mean lots to us, and I think that would be nice to be appointed a special role in such a big and good region like the northern oceans, and also communicate with the good people around there, so Yes I would like to get appointed and If I do, I'll be happy, but anyways we still need to know mostly everyone you know.

4. question, if you could be the delegate for one day what would you do?
Well thats a tough but good question, really I'd try my best to actually get the region to be more influential in the whole world, and also try getting lots of nations to come there, so yes I think that is what my best thought if I was delegate of the Northern oceans for only a day and that'd be cool also.

5. question, how come the government is quite corrupt?
While easy question is also the name has it, the nation has been accepting lots of bribes for a really long time, so then it's not any surprise that people are greedy in the nation, and also are corrupt, since that has been passed on through centuries of our great leaders, and thats the way it's always mostly going to be.Thanks for the interview Some corrupt korea now lets go for the east pacific news now.


the east pacific regional news right now and also today
today in the east pacific Two war crimes in nations Volinovia and also operation tourism, so lets start with the war crimes right now.The men at the front have no problem finding the man who shot off the grenades and shooting him before he can hide. A few of the men are hurt by the explosion with only one casualty as a result of the spread out nature of military foxholes. The Drones the Scandinavians send are easily countered by IXI Dronekiller guns given to just about every squad and special weapons team in the Volinovian Army. The Volinovians begin coordinating with the San Sierran Artillerymen to shell the Danish Positions as often as they can. So now with Operation Tourism, Taskforce Alpha has been waiting for this day, the day that they finally get to come and invade the Scandinavian Islands once held by Volinovia. And now that they have meet up with the Naval Forces from Peatiktist, it was finally time. They had hugged the Kampfian Coast through to the cut straight north to Peatikist. They begin by a quick Airstrike on the Southern Islands near to Peatikist. Taking out any Radar Base. Any Military Base sighted is quickly hit by bombs containing Napalm unit the base is burnt to the ground. The planes are from one of Volinovia's two Aircraft Carriers that have been stationed with Taskforce Alpha. Men land on the islands within the next hour aboard Combat and Transport Helicopters. The Marine Rangers, who were supposed to be heading to Levantin but, like other forces, were recalled during their transport to fight against the Danish Nuisance. Only breaking Radio Silence to hear that Peatikisian Reinforcements were coming. Napalm strikes are common on any target that was away from Civilians, other methods are used to try to negate civilian casualties on strikes that happen near cities. Danish Patrol Vessels are attacked by separate squads of fighters. Launched from the second carrier. And then also a bad thing happened as Danelaw Scandinavia here it is right now. August 17, 2030
7:00 PM
The United States Federal Assembly

The assembly hall falls silent for a few moments. Everyone waits in anticipation. The last deliberator spoke just a few seconds ago and now, it was time. People in the galleries watched, hoping that what they wanted to happen will happen, whatever that may be.

Link
General assembly head quarters.

Assembly Speaker: We will now come to a vote. Representatives, please cast your votes.

There was a silence and an occasional chatter as the representatives clicked the buttons on their desks. By the time the voting period was over the screened showed the results, the assembly speaker stood up and said;

Assembly Speaker: With 73 votes For, 10 votes Against, and 22 votes Abstain, Resolution no. 108, A resolution condemning the acts of Danelaw-scandinavia, abolishing the Kianese-Danelaw-Scandinavian Diplomatic Treaty, and declaring war against Danelaw-Scandinavia.
--------------
August 17, 2030
9 PM
Late Night Show with Mr. Kim studio, North Feitang City.

An applause roars as a new guest on the Late Night Show is welcomed on to the stage. The new guest waves at the crowd and shakes hands with Mr. Kim, the show's host. The guest? Foreign Affairs Minister Min-seo Jang. She sits down on the couch beside the host's desk and the show begins.

Mr. Kim: Welcome to the show, Ms. Jang. We're glad to have you here.
Ms. Jang: So am I, this is my first time to be in a show like this. Thanks for having me.
Mr. Kim: Yeah, it's not often we have politicians on this show. So, tell us about how you got the job as foreign affairs minister of our country.
Ms. Jang: Well, I've worked as an assisstant to the Ambassador to the San Sierran Republic 8 years ago in the previous administration. I replaced him as the ambassador 2 years ago after President Kuang was elected. This year as part of a newly formed cabinet, I uhhh was picked by the Federal Assembly Committee on Appointments to be the next Foreign Affairs minister mainly because of my performance in San Sierra for the past 8 years.
Crowd: applause.
Mr. Kim: Wow, quite the service record.
Ms. Jang: Mhmm
Mr. Kim: So, lets move on to the next part of our show, this has been a viral issue in foreign politics nowadays. So-
Ms. Jang: Yeah, I guess this is going to be spicy.
Mr. Kim: Yeah, yeah chuckles So, lets talk about Danelaw-Scandinavia's suprise attack on our long-time ally, San Sierr-
Ms. Jang: desperately tries to hold laughter
Ms. Kim: What's wrong, you look like you're about to burst into tears.
Ms. Jang: laughs
Crowd: laughs
Ms. Jang: Sorry, sorry I just takes deep breath remembered the cabinet meeting with the president about this issue.
Mr. Kim: chuckles I see, what happened?
Ms. Jang: Oh let me tell you. As the meeting was held, I got a call from one of our envoys at Danelaw-Scandinavia. He tells me that both Kaisers declared war on San Sierra. Of course, I immediately inform the entire cabinet. The president looks at me and says "Are you serious?" I said "Yes sir, its all over the news." He then replies with "What are they, stupid?" And the entire cabinet bursts with laughter.
Crowd: short laughter.
Mr. Kim: But why though?
Ms. Jang: Well, I mean our military is still kinda stretched because of the takeover of Kianistan region, we'll see if we have the materiale and the manpower to support our ally. But, tries not to laugh it's just so stupid. I mean, we never have forsaken our allies when they needed help. Plus, San Sierra is our long time ally. And the Kreigsereich, chuckles, sorry, the Kreigsereich thinks that the NAP we have in our diplomatic treaty makes them safe. laughs
Crowd: short laughter
Ms. Jang. It's like as if an NAP is some sort off holy cross that when you hold it to a vampire's face, they get weakened. But that's just not true.
Crowd: laughs like a bunch of girls eating cake
Mr. Kim: still trying to recover from laughter So, ahem, we will see a Kianese intervention in this war?
Ms. Jang: Absolutely, as much as we can muster up.
Mr. Kim: Alrighty
Ms. Jang: sigh I'll never forget how stupid this was. The Defense Minister told us not to worry if they invaded since they have a leadership as bad as that.
Crowd: laughs their oofing butts off
Mr. Kim laughs Oh God,
-------------
so thats all the news for today.

Read dispatch

Thank you Fake News, Very Cool.

Merlovich, DarKspawnerreich, and Technocratic tagalog

Goodmorning y'all. I may or may not be around a bit more, a positive case for Covid-19 just popped up in my class of 20-something people, the person in question did not wear a mask or properly sanitise, so I may well have got it despite my cleanliness. Schools shut down, so I have very little to keep me occupied for a little bit. Apologies if I'll be a little stressed, just not ideal right now.

Plazland, Shavara, Volinovia, DarKspawnerreich, and 2 othersTechnocratic tagalog, and Kavanos

Shavara wrote:I see a link to the mod!

I click on it, and...

It's a Rick Roll.

Thank you redditor, very cool

Shavara, Volinovia, DarKspawnerreich, and Technocratic tagalog

Merlovich wrote:Goodmorning y'all. I may or may not be around a bit more, a positive case for Covid-19 just popped up in my class of 20-something people, the person in question did not wear a mask or properly sanitise, so I may well have got it despite my cleanliness. Schools shut down, so I have very little to keep me occupied for a little bit. Apologies if I'll be a little stressed, just not ideal right now.

Oh...

Damn, well... good luck fighting the virus if you actually have it.

Zukchiva, Volinovia, Merlovich, DarKspawnerreich, and 2 othersTechnocratic tagalog, and Kavanos

Shavara wrote:Oh...

Damn, well... good luck fighting the virus if you actually have it.

Fingers crossed I don't, I wore a mask and sanitised multiple times throughout the class, I was sat a few tables away so hopefully I hadn't got it off a door handle or something.

Plazland, Zukchiva, Shavara, Volinovia, and 2 othersDarKspawnerreich, and Technocratic tagalog

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