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Peatiktist wrote:"Just keep walking."

Whatever...

*I keep following, my legs beginning to burn*

Post self-deleted by Rage mage.

Osterreich und ungarn

Rage mage wrote:“Understood. I apologize for the number of inconveniences that have occurred during my time here. I hope future interactions between our countries will not be so chaotic on my end.” Gunter bows.

“It was a pleasure to be here. I’m glad we were able to come to an agreement. Please tell Sarge I appreciate his openness to a trade agreement.”

Gunter smiles.

“Now I must depart. May your day be bright.” he says before turning to leave.

“Oh...and Honor.” he says quickly.

“Honor,” The Minister returns.

The death syndicate and Rage mage

Rage mage

*Chucks a rock through a portal at Waluigi who is taking a bath in The waaa’s capital building master suite.*

The waaa

Great algerstonia

Marrabuk wrote:How are you all doing today? - Marralove

It depends on how YOU are doing. For I can only do good if you are doing good. Because you are the best delegate and the first ever simultaneous delegate, RMB celebrity, and horse.

Wersh wrote:Whatever...

*I keep following, my legs beginning to burn*

*It's starting to get dark*

Post self-deleted by Alienage.

Great algerstonia

Also, now is the time to thank Fartyfartheads for their contribution to this region by proposing a name change to this region. We never had a resident dedicated enough to change the mechanics of the game itself. Bravo.

Rage mage

Bleh. RMB is dead again.

EDIT: Holy sh*t! 90 reads on my joke dossier list!

Great algerstonia wrote:Also, now is the time to thank Fartyfartheads for their contribution to this region by proposing a name change to this region. We never had a resident dedicated enough to change the mechanics of the game itself. Bravo.

Seconds ago: BearStackof2015 voted for the World Assembly resolution ‘Commend FartyFartHeads’

Great algerstonia and Rage mage

Rage mage

Throws 20 darts blind folded while spinning in a circle.

“Who’d I hit?”

Rage mage wrote:Throws 20 darts blind folded while spinning in a circle.

“Who’d I hit?”

I think you got me in the shin.

I think I wanna be part of the dispatch.

Rage mage

Talitoa wrote:I think you got me in the shin.

I think I wanna be part of the dispatch.

The joke list?

Rage mage wrote:The joke list?

Yep, how do I qualify? I can show you some old posts from my greatest hits or some dispatches.

Rage mage

Rage mage wrote:Throws 20 darts blind folded while spinning in a circle.

“Who’d I hit?”

Wiranath 0-4, Wirinath,
Winarath, Wiranathian africa, Wiranathian laos, Havelburg and Marrabuk*10.

BearStackof2015 and Rage mage

Talitoa wrote:Yep, how do I qualify? I can show you some old posts from my greatest hits or some dispatches.

Let’s see what your greatest hits are. Qualification depends on how much I see you post and behavior wise.The more active the person is, the easier it is for me to make a joke entry for them.

Rage mage wrote:Let’s see what your greatest hits are. Qualification depends on how much I see you post and behavior wise.The more active the person is, the easier it is for me to make a joke entry for them.

It will take a bit.

Rage mage

Talitoa wrote:It will take a bit.

Sounds good.

One green nation

new flag

Wiranath, Heimenberg, and Rage mage

One green nation wrote:new flag

Nice. Also hiya neighbors what ya up to?

One green nation

Jojo part 5 theme plays as I walk menacingly.

Kampf Empire

The war has started?

*Laughs Maniacally

Shavara, BearStackof2015, and Rage mage

Rage mage wrote:Throws 20 darts blind folded while spinning in a circle.

“Who’d I hit?”

It deflected off of the Golden Gate Bridge and destroyed The bearstackof2014’s refrigerator

Rage mage

The sennheiser union

Kryoximillian's office was rather cold this morning. He was unprepared for the chilling breeze when he first walked in, letting out a silent gasp only he himself could hear. He finally embraced the ice cold air and walked behind his large oak desk. He sat there for a bit before turning to his personal thermostat to read the display.

Room Temperature
55°

That's weird, Kryoximillian thought. I put it to 73 degrees last night. He tapped on the electronic display with a cold hand. Once he stopped stabbing at it, the heater in the large room fired up, sending out a gust of warmer, much more desirable air to attack the frost bitten cold. He basked in the warmth for little more then fifteen seconds before Fuhrguss opened the glass and wood door.

"We've received many replies, sir!" Fuhrguss called while closing the door behind him. "We have received twelve responses," Fuhrguss said, laying down a manila envelope on Kryoximillian's polished desktop. "However, one nation in particular that we were hoping would appear will not be arriving."

Kryoximillian slightly smirked at Fuhrguss before going for the envelope. Suddenly, he felt an urge. A sudden urge, one that screams, "Don't do it!" right before you jump. He hesitated. He looked back up at Fuhrguss, who looked at him with worry. "Sir, are you alright?"

Kryoximillian nodded. "Y-yes. Just a bit anxious, that's all." His advisor smiled warmly before the Premier turned back to the envelope. He tore it open and pulled the report out of the package. The report was rather thick, with the report itself at the very front. That's all he was interested in.

"A Week of Thanks" Attendance Report
Special Report for Royal Premier, Titus Kryoximillian III.

Sorted by Response Time

Peatiktist
[?]

Östaria
[Y]

Rage Mage
[Y]

Volinovia
[Y]

San Sierra
[?]

Lerasi
[Y]

Nova-Columbia
[N]

Prusslanden
[Y]

Danelaw Scandinavia
[Y]

ArenaC
[Y]

The NACO
[Y]
KEY
[?]: Unknown
[N]: No
[Y]: Yes

Kryoximillian was thrilled. He never thought he could pull it off. Now, he had a formal gathering to prepare for. "Wait a minute. When did the Östarians say they were coming?"

"Late last night, sir."

"Fuhrguss, I appreciate your hard work. But could you do one small thing for me?"

"Yes, of course, sir."

"Please send a second telegram to the nations of Peatiktist and San Sierra if they have made up their minds yet about their descisions."

"Right away, sir."

Fuhrguss walked out of the office without missing a beat. Kryoximillian sat up straight, proud that he landed a celebration with some of Valsora's most powerful figures in one room. He then let his arm go limp, letting it hit the polished desktop.

Damnit, he thought. If only the Columbians were able to attend.

Post created by Ancobristan, member federation of the Sennheiser Union.

1. Again, don't send anyone yet. This is mainly for entertainment purposes.

2. I decided to leave Nova in, figured they'd like it even if they didn't go.

2. Hope you enjoyed again. It was short, but I hope you liked it.

Shavara
Peatiktist
Osterreich und ungarn
Rage mage
Volinovia
Rage mage
Lerasi
Nova-Columbia
Prusslanden
Danelaw Scandinavia
ArenaC
Neo afro caribbean order

Peatiktist, Shavara, Neo afro caribbean order, and Lerasi

Twitch is going to have a hard time staying afloat by year's end. Apparently most big streamers are starting to leave and go onto other platforms

Kampf Empire, Shavara, BearStackof2015, Rage mage, and 1 otherGucci sock

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