This list compiles aspects of TEP I’ve seen for certain nations. These aspects have been GREATLY EXAGGERATED FOR COMEDIC EFFECT! Some nations I’ve left out due to risk of misinterpretations or anything I write here being perceived as an insult. If you are on the list and if one of my things truly offends you to the point where you need to hang me for crimes against you and your family....
Just deal with it.
La Xinga
1. Smashes that like button in the face
2. Can’t grammatically interpret “Rage Mage”.
Kampf Empire
1. Iron
2. Iron
3. Bath Water
4. Iron
5. Sith Inquistor
6. Iron
7. Shouts a lot
8. Screw it. Civil War!
9. A brick with Writers written on it hits you in the face
Great algerstonia
1. Changes flags like a teen girl trying to find the right dress.
2. Has two modes: Silly-Serious and Death
Pakitsk
1. Is obsessed with spinny chairs
2. Is Texan....I’m sure you get the rest
3. His mortal enemy is some dude named Leaderjoseph stalin.
Zukchiva
1. Ummmmmm.....
2. Former map man.
3. DO NOT BELIEVE THE NAYSAYER! THE MAPMAN WILL ALWAYS BE MAPMAN!!
Kilkire
1. Irish...nuff said
The Angel of Charity
1. Is scarier than Kampf
2. Floof
3. Has the ability to erase one from existence
Osterreich und ungarn
1. Has a lot of land? I guess.
2. Likes meetings
3. Created Honorism
Shavara
1.
talks like this
2. It’s time for bed.
Slagenseter forn
1. gots dem big gunz
Rage mage
1. Has the marvelous ability to piss people off by accident
2. Is concerned at how much they monitor banned nations.
The death syndicate
1. Has Slaves
The cult of the great cthulhu
1. Giant squid
2.Many targ...I mean eyes
3. Smells like fish.
Wersh
1. Has a big island
2. Tells crazy stories
Peatiktist
1. Flag reading failed
2. Creator of the PCU. Peatikist Character Universe
Marrabuk
1. Horses
2. MOAR ENDORSEMENTS YOU LAZY PLEBS!
Wiranath
1. Makes a puppet for every time someone misspells his name.
2. Has a serious issue with putting so much time into Dispatch Hunting.
The waaa
1. Mentally Unstable
2. Will most likely nuke the world due to the nuke button not being purple, resulting in him punching it.
Dreamersistan
1. Spider Lennies
2. Mysteriously vanished, the RMB has entered the dark times....
3. Out lord and savior has returned!
Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich
1. Florida Gator Ks.
2. Can’t read a map to save his nation
3. Has once started a war due to Fact 2.
4. Has a perfectly normal bible that no one should worry about.
5. Can’t finish RPs to save his life.
BearStackof2015
1. Refrigerator?
2. Likes stacking bears
New union of sovereign soviet republics
1. To war! But not with these people...
2. Screw it. Let’s go capitalist! Hail Kurikia!
Grossvietnam
1. Lives in space
Talitoa
1. Really wants on this list.
2. War criminal
The Holy Utopian Republic
1. Is...um....yeah I got nothing
2. Wants to go on a Liberation Crusade
Levantin
1. Well sh*t.
Brethren
1. Dragons
Golbad
1. TRADE DEALS ANYONE!?
2. Believes Phoenixes are part of the Ragean workforce and are up for contract.
Volinovia
1. You want some corn? Got lots of corn here...
2. Hey Kampf, check out my cross.
3. Soccer Mom of TEP
Euricanis
1. I actually have nothing for this one that’s relevant.
2. Da fuq do you want?
3. Oh I’m SOOOO sorry! Did you NEEEED something?
Plazland
1. Anime Waifus
Nova-Columbia
1. Old-new map man
2. Screw it. Name change! Hail Krionik
ArenaC
1. CLOUDS!!
2. WIND!!
3. RAIN!!!
4. LIGHTNI-AAAAAAHHHHH!
5. snow
6. Rumors have spread that Dr. AC has walked into three fences and two electric fences because he missed the door due to staring at the sky or his phone radar. These rumors are unconfirmed.
Kaliento
1. Gots me some OIL!
2. NEEDS ME SOME MOAR FISH!
3. Screw it. Name Change! Hail Meddacah
4. Gotcha Slat.
Rangan
1. Worst person in existence
OOC: This nation is my puppet!
Danelaw Scandinavia
1. Scandinavian...I guess.
2. Pianos? I have no idea where that came from. But Distro thought that it was key to Danes smash intro card
Aslaconrad
1. Thought he could avoid my list
Haviluthen
1. Religious...persons... I think.
Ruseniya
1.Wanted to be on list
2. Thinks 1. is cringy.
The remnant of the enclave
1. AMERICA IS PURE!
2. HAIL THE PRESIDENT!
Virgolia
1. He's... there....I guess.
2. Is the Talitoan war crimes archivist.
Imperfeudal
1. You are here now
Warris : I want the real main account.
Lerasi : I said the real main account.
Aivintis: Perfection.
The Militarius Imperium
1. Needs bread
2. Capitalism
Merlovich
1. Gonna need to think of good one here...
Encurage
1. Wait this guy isn’t even here anymore.
The Solar Ottomans
1. Weed Cards
Kylondia
1. Heard he’s a wonderful guy!
(Current puppet.)
Technocratic tagalog
1. Poison...I think. Or is that Centralist?
Distro-Spartica
1. Super Smash NS Bros Ultimate! Waluigi is STILL not in the game!
