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Kampf Empire wrote:Touch me and I'll moan. Loudly.

My friend said something similar once, when I was poking her with my pencil and I did not believe her.

I should've.

Euricanis wrote:Dead? Democratic? Dell-user?

Lerasi wrote:

Well mostly we'd rather not see the world burn down in another world war. Strong allies can insure that. Unfortunately, the powers of the world have already taken their sides so now it's a rush to pull lesser powers like you and I into these sides. I would say- Lord Protector Alderman cut off as a muffled scream travelled through the door. The guards rushed to lock it but it flew off its hinges, the thick wood splintering as it hit the wall on the other side of the room. A woman, maybe late fifties by the look of her, was gouging out the eyes of a rather dead looking scandinavian man in a grey suit. The woman herself had a suit white as falling snow, although bloodstains ruined the clothing. The drycleaners would have a terrible day tomorrow.

The mystery killer turned, her storm grey eyes filled with a savage bloodlust. In those eyes was age and experience far beyond any normal person. Although the raven black feathery wings sprouting from her shoulder blades, the same color as her shoulder length straight hair, dispelled any illusion of normal the moment she gouged Financial Officer Schilling's eyes out.

She walked into the room and the guards shot at her. As was to be expected of an otherworldly being, the bullets had no effect. She merely flicked her fingers and the guards thudded against the walls.

The being looked coldly at Lord Protector Louis Alderman, who looked coldly and calmly back. That wasn't too necessary, my Lady.

Scorn shaped her tone for the response. Disobedience wasn't too necessary, either. Her voice seemed like six voices at once, chiming from all different directions with perfect clarity.

Well maybe if I didn't have world politics to worry about, I could've killed your targets. Maybe if you had me kill them before Pine.

A flash of anger glinted in her old, old eyes. Don't question me boy. You had one job. You failed. Schilling is but one, Alder. Kill the rest or you will have both me and Theondume after you. She snapped her fingers, and time seemed to move backwards. At least for the guards. They went back into place and bullets entered their guns as a swoosh of black wings made Pantala disappear. The diplomat was the only one whose mind wasn't wiped. Alderman's head seemed to snap back into position.

-that economic ties are our top priority at the moment.

The first one.

Euricanis, Kampf Empire, Gorbastan, and La Xinga

The remnant of the enclave wrote:
Have you ever been forgotten by an actual person?

Many times. I just never leave.

Kaliento wrote: Very well, we can offer Agriculture such as bananas, cocoa, and palm oil.HelloSure

I like oil. I hate the environment. I am very rich.

Wanna get PAID?!

Lerasi, La Xinga, Rage mage, and Kaliento

No one:

Everyone:

The waaa wrote:I like oil. I hate the environment. I am very rich.

Wanna get PAID?!

The waaa and Rage mage

President george washington

The Rejected Realms

Okay, I'm back

President george washington wrote:Okay, I'm back

That was quick. *suspiciously looks around for blood*

Pakitsk, Kampf Empire, La Xinga, and Rage mage

Lerasi wrote:No one:

Everyone:

Lerasi glasses:

Did you just speak for my character?
XD

Lerasi wrote:The first one.

Dell-user

Lerasi, La Xinga, and Rage mage

Euricanis wrote:Dell-user

Well yes, but also dead.

Euricanis and Rage mage

Lerasi wrote:My friend said something similar once, when I was poking her with my pencil and I did not believe her.

I should've.

1. I have done the same thing. He shouldn't have tested me, because we were backstage on a show, and I had a mic on.
2. She sounds like someone I'd get along with.

filler?

The remnant of the enclave

Kampf Empire wrote:Many times. I just never leave.

Not without a whole lot of alcohol you won't! 
Prepare to get Freddy Krueger'ed!

Lerasi wrote:That was quick. *suspiciously looks around for blood*

Looks up in alarm and hides a red-stained mop.

Kampf Empire, Lerasi, and Rage mage

Lerasi wrote:My friend said something similar once, when I was poking her with my pencil and I did not believe her.

I should've.

I’m not allowed to approach my friends because being in the same room as them causes them to... uh...

President george washington

The Rejected Realms

Lerasi wrote:That was quick. *suspiciously looks around for blood*

I ended up having send to my children to their rooms and grounded them for a week.

Lerasi, La Xinga, and One green nation

Euricanis wrote:I’m not allowed to approach my friends because being in the same room as them causes them to... uh...

Vomit? Moan? Rip off their skin and do a Rockettes Routine to a remix of Spooky Scary Skeletons? OUT WITH IT!

Pakitsk wrote:Looks up in alarm and hides a red-stained mop.

Have you seen my knife?

Pakitsk, Lerasi, La Xinga, and Rage mage

The remnant of the enclave

Who- WHo is me?

Lerasi, La Xinga, and Rage mage

The remnant of the enclave wrote:
Not without a whole lot of alcohol you won't! 
Prepare to get Freddy Krueger'ed!

BRING IT ON, YOU YANKEE-DOODLE B*TCH!

The remnant of the enclave, Lerasi, La Xinga, and Rage mage

Kampf Empire wrote:BRING IT ON, YOU YANKEE-DOODLE B*TCH!

Yankee doodle went to curse,
The kampf on A donkey,
He ended up falling in A tub of bath water,
And ended up dead!

Lerasi and Rage mage

The remnant of the enclave wrote:
Who- WHo is me?

You.

La Xinga and President george washington

The remnant of the enclave

Lerasi wrote:You.

Oh yeah! Know where is tha- *Hic* Kampson Leprechaun Krueger person?
Kampf Empire wrote:BRING IT ON, YOU YANKEE-DOODLE B*TCH!

There you are! *Pulls out shotgun* 

The waaa wrote:I like oil. I hate the environment. I am very rich.

Wanna get PAID?!

I like the environment AND oil!

The remnant of the enclave wrote:
Oh yeah! Know where is tha- *Hic* Kampson Leprechaun Krueger person?
There you are!

The waaa

La Xinga

No one knew Seleyth was me for a long time except Zukini and Dreamer. I was keeping it a secret.

La Xinga wrote:I like the environment AND oil!

Impossible.

The death syndicate, La Xinga, President george washington, and Typeslantist

La Xinga wrote:I like the environment AND oil!

Make up your damn mind

The death syndicate and Lerasi

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