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Aivintis wrote:

I triple dog dare you to invade Kianhua.

Aivintis, you chaos-monger.

Euricanis wrote:

In all fairness,
is a lot worse

How dare you accuse me of such heresy

Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:

Fellotech is worth way much more than it since it's 1 of the biggest and1 of the best tech companies in the world.

750 Million Lireos annually then

Aivintis wrote:

I triple dog dare you to invade Kianhua.

I don't even border Northern Gushanzi, so I cannot

Shame, I know

Shavara wrote:

Kianhua is not a westerner u westerner.

>:(

I have you know I've made the perfect environment for cheep labor, and have contracts with multiple of your largest tech firms.

Siqia #1

 Location, The Kremlin, Moscow

“Your Suggesting WHAT” Czar Anna Yelled at General Kalash

“Sir, with all due respect a Show of force is Necessary to get Kianhua to the Negotiating table” he explains

“General Your Suggesting I Launch a god Damned Nuclear Strike on a Civilian Target!” The Czar Yelled obviously Enraged at the Idea

“Sir a Nuclear Strike on Kianhuas Largest City will Demoralize them and Make them realize the Empire will not Hesitate to Level city’s to end wars.” Kalash explains

“You are wanting me to make it look like Kurikia Relies on Nuclear Weapons To Stop wars” the Czar Shoots back

“Sir the Only way to end this God Damned war Before any Kurikian Lives are lost is a Nuclear Strike” Kalash yells

“I will Not Launch a Nuclear Strike Against Kianhua.” The Czar Yells

Siqia wrote:

I don't even border Northern Gushanzi, so I cannot

Shame, I know
I have you know I've made the perfect environment for cheep labor, and have contracts with multiple of your largest tech firms.

Siqia #1

Not Fellotech yet. The Biggest.

Kurikia wrote:

 Location, The Kremlin, Moscow

“Your Suggesting WHAT” Czar Anna Yelled at General Kalash

“Sir, with all due respect a Show of force is Necessary to get Kianhua to the Negotiating table” he explains

“General Your Suggesting I Launch a god Damned Nuclear Strike on a Civilian Target!” The Czar Yelled obviously Enraged at the Idea

“Sir a Nuclear Strike on Kianhuas Largest City will Demoralize them and Make them realize the Empire will not Hesitate to Level city’s to end wars.” Kalash explains

“You are wanting me to make it look like Kurikia Relies on Nuclear Weapons To Stop wars” the Czar Shoots back

“Sir the Only way to end this God Damned war Before any Kurikian Lives are lost is a Nuclear Strike” Kalash yells

“I will Not Launch a Nuclear Strike Against Kianhua.” The Czar Yells

Assassinate the Czar.

It needs to be done to secure peace and prosperity for the good people of Kianistan.

Shavara wrote:

*Bans Valsoran parody of Tik Tok*

( -w-)

Takes data instead from Valsoran parody of Softtek

Laughs in big business

Kurikia wrote:

No

Maybe they just need a little convincing. The nuclear option is the best way to show Kianhua that you don't mess around and you will protect your land and your people, no matter the costs.

Kurikia wrote:

No

You're no fun.

Aivintis wrote:

You're no fun.

Of Kianistans army loses ground maybe

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Declaration of the War Measures Act

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House of Assembly
15:26

The Prime Minister shakes the hand of the producer and bows to greet the rest of the Gorbastani Broadcasting Network's crew.

"I'd like to thank all of you for coming on such a short notice. I'm sure the higher ups have already discussed what Scenario W is, correct?"

The crew all nods silently.

"Very well, may we get started here?" A makeup artist polishes up some foundation on his face as he approaches his seat. Carefully sitting down, the framing was perfect. It was the classic Prime Ministerial mahogany office. His left and right flanked by the large Gold and Green stripes stood atop two pedestals.

The camera crew was ready, waiting for the signal to start. The producers holds up her hand. "Are you ready, Elliot?"

"Ready as we'll ever be."

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"My friends, it has come to our attention that the Nation of Kurikia and their overseas territories has become a threat to the sovereignty of an average Yastreovakian citizen.

The annexation of Republoslavia and many other smaller nations has doomed the creation of a diverse political and cultural landscape. The Government of Gorbastan and her widespread allies of Valsora deem this as an abhorrent encroachment on Yastreovakian independence.

The Government of Gorbastan, with powers bestowed upon us by Her Majesty Queen Pauline III, hereby enacts the War Measures Act.

You're wondering what this means for the average citizen.
1. All Gorbastani citizens that are above the age of majority are required to carry a small caliber weapon at all times.
2. The National Rationing Program will be enacted.
3. All cities with the exception of Torselchester and provincial capital cities will now have an enforced curfew and lights out from 20:00-6:00.
4. Special powers has been designated to the Gorbastani National Mounted Police. The suspension of Haebus Corpus and Corpus Delicti. The GNMP also has the power to detain anybody they deem suspicious.
5. Formation of the Wartime Welfare and Commerce Commission to halt hyperinflation and control the prices of: the housing market, necessary goods, and materials.
6. Creation of the Bunker Regulatory Office, all Home bunkers are to be inspected and certified for an emergency situation.
7. School children living in densely-populated Urban areas are sanctioned to be relocated to the countryside.
8. All citizens who reach the age of majority must serve in the Gorbastani Armed Forces.

On top of that, we wish to notify the International community that all exports whose primary destination is Kurikia will be destroyed by our submarine fleet. Import ships from Kurikia will also be destroyed with no hesitation.

The Gorbastani foreign Noruest Arms Manufacturing Facilities will have increased quotas and new production licenses have been released to the following nations:
Shavara
Sminishia
Osterreich und ungarn
The Dancia and Istaria of Danelaw Scandinavia
The Goin' Silent of Zukchiva
Greater felter
These Production Facilities are now able to produce the G8 tanks and a whole set of explosives, munitions, and other military vehicles.
We also call upon these following nations for commercial or military support in the Gorbastani war effort.

All Kurikians will be detained. This includes former citizens and relatives of Citizens of Kurikia. Furthermore all travel to Kurikia is banned until further notice.

The Government of Gorbastan would also like to ask for support for our new-found ally, Kianhua.

This is an official war declaration of Gorbastan.

Je vous remercie.
Force et Solidarité."

Technocratic tagalog wrote:

nou

I shall Kirby Yeet you

nope