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Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:What about your successful ones?

Cringy sh*t that I honestly wish I never tried starting.

Volinovia wrote:I see you boys are not in the EPSL. I will have you know that it'd be pretty cool if you were.

We´ve got dreamer corn!

nation=volinovia/detail=factbook/id=1258041

Nah, we're fine with our national leagues.

New Jamisonia wrote:Cuz you don't put no effort in em

No, because 4 posts in I have to start pushing and prodding to get a single half *ssed response a week later. Then repeat.

Gucci

The unity company

Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:
Alright. It was in the Fortress of the Storm Emperor.
He had a Sorceress who is the person getting the closest to killing the Crew before with a Blue Dragon but the Dragon left her. The Group tries to catch some Guards that ran off when they encounter them with the Sorceress who sends fire balls at them along with her control 2 magic whips that float and can do 5 damage each. This takes the first player out, the Warrior. Then the Paladin charges in killing a guard before being sent into the wall and taken out by the Sorceress. After that the Bard is killed along with The Druid, but the Druid destroys 1 of the magic whips and the other guard. The last one is the CR 10 Wizard. They duke it out sending lightning bolts, fire balls and blazers at each other before my Wizard uses Choke on The Sorceress just like Darth Vader and kills her by using The Circle of Death Spell and Disintegrate which she is destroyed forever. And luckily for them they have revive scrolls they could use to revive everyone of them.

uhhhh>_< what

The unity company wrote:uhhhh>_< what

This is D&D and this story is when my Players almost got TPK'd. Which means The Whole Party almost died.

The unity company

Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:This is D&D and this story is when my Players almost got TPK'd. Which means The Whole Party almost died.

...o_O

Peatiktist wrote:Cringy sh*t that I honestly wish I never tried starting.

What? Was it some sort of Wersh slice of life type rp?

Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:
Alright. It was in the Fortress of the Storm Emperor.
He had a Sorceress who is the person getting the closest to killing the Crew before with a Blue Dragon but the Dragon left her. The Group tries to catch some Guards that ran off when they encounter them with the Sorceress who sends fire balls at them along with her control 2 magic whips that float and can do 5 damage each. This takes the first player out, the Warrior. Then the Paladin charges in killing a guard before being sent into the wall and taken out by the Sorceress. After that the Bard is killed along with The Druid, but the Druid destroys 1 of the magic whips and the other guard. The last one is the CR 10 Wizard. They duke it out sending lightning bolts, fire balls and blazers at each other before my Wizard uses Choke on The Sorceress just like Darth Vader and kills her by using The Circle of Death Spell and Disintegrate which she is destroyed forever. And luckily for them they have revive scrolls they could use to revive everyone of them.

*Laughs in having hatched my own dragon that wouldn't leave me ever*
*Ever*

Grand petaria

Dreamersistan wrote:<Your Congress men suddenly get UAV deliveries of huge parcels of Look-The-Other-Way 🍿corn and courtside season tickets to the EPSL games>

According to latest polls, look the other way popcorn is trending as a new favorite for Petarian congressmen.

"Viva Volinovia!" says Luigi Martinez a poor representative of a bean growing district who can finally fulfill his dream of attending an EPSL game.

The unity company wrote:...o_O

D&D is roleplay that's even weirder than NS roleplay.

The unity company wrote:...o_O

Yeah. But My player who was a Wizard basically wanted to show off and literally killed her in the worst way possible to show off their bad*ssery.

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:What? Was it some sort of Wersh slice of life type rp?

*Points at the original set of syringe RP posts, and basically every syringe related RP I did after that*

Grand petaria wrote:Volinovia, we are concerned by the mismanagement of your factbooks. Some in the Petarian Congress are demanding punitive tariffs and the establishment of tourists taxes for Volinovians. According to latest polls, look the other way popcorn is trending as a new favorite for Petarian congressmen.

"Viva Volinovia!" says Luigi Martinez a poor representative of a bean growing district who can finally fulfill his dream of attending an EPSL game.

*Slowly wipes away the threat of invasion*

Welcome to the EPSL!

Peatiktist wrote:*Laughs in having hatched my own dragon that wouldn't leave me ever*
*Ever*

*laughs in having been the sh#tty knockoff dragon that wouldn't leave*

Peatiktist wrote:*Laughs in having hatched my own dragon that wouldn't leave me ever*
*Ever*

I've created a Juvenile Half-Tarrasque Half-Dragon Monster that almost killed 2 players that were both 2 levels above it. When I use it to tease them 3 of the Party's Members run the other Direction.

Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:I've created a Juvenile Half-Tarrasque Half-Dragon Monster that almost killed 2 players that were both 1 levels above it. When I use it to tease them 3 of the Party's Members run the other Direction.

I hatched it when I was level two.
Level two.

The unity company

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:D&D is roleplay that's even weirder than NS roleplay.

i play it

Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:Yeah. But My player who was a Wizard basically wanted to show off and literally killed her in the worst way possible to show off their bad*ssery.

You have dumb players

Brethren wrote:*laughs in having been the sh#tty knockoff dragon that wouldn't leave*

o<o Were you planning on staying in TEP in your beginning?

The cult of the great cthulhu

You’re all evil, talking about using prisoners or certain races for experimentation.

Here in the Cult, all test subjects are abducted at random! Science does not discriminate.

Peatiktist wrote:I hatched it when I was level two.
Level two.

Ooh Cool.

The unity company wrote:i play it
You have dumb players

Nope. They were not expecting a fight with the Sorceress at the time but my Wizard literally saved my Players other than the Wizard from throwing their sheets into the fire.

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:o<o Were you planning on staying in TEP in your beginning?

Oh I don't remember, I was talking about D&D.

Dreamersistan wrote:Tested, or Attested?

( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)

I will throw you of a cliff

The cult of the great cthulhu wrote:You’re all evil, talking about using prisoners or certain races for experimentation.

Here in the Cult, all test subjects are abducted at random! Science does not discriminate.

No no no, the range must include everyone! EVERYONE!!!

The cult of the great cthulhu and Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich

Lerasi wrote:I will throw you of a cliff

You mean you need to lift?

Brethren wrote:Oh I don't remember, I was talking about D&D.

I wasn't planning on staying in TEP when I first got here, I was going from region to region. No real goal in mind.

Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:Ooh Cool.Nope. They were not expecting a fight with the Sorceress at the time but my Wizard literally saved my Players other than the Wizard from throwing their sheets into the fire.

The unity company wrote:i play it
You have dumb players

Brethren wrote:Oh I don't remember, I was talking about D&D.

We should all do a DnD campaign sometime.

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