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Asarnz wrote:Unacceptable ...

Earth, please remain quiet while we divide u and steal all ur innards.

Or else we'll destroy you.

Yours sincerely,

Humanity

The death syndicate, Technocratic tagalog, and Asarnz

Dreamersistan wrote:Earth, please remain quiet while we divide u and steal all ur innards.

Or else we'll destroy you.

Yours sincerely,

Humanity

Sounds like a good ol' lose-lose situation.

Dreamersistan and Technocratic tagalog

Asarnz wrote:Sounds like a good ol' lose-lose situation.

We're hoomans, pal. What else do u expect?

Technocratic tagalog and Asarnz

The death syndicate

I need to adopt a machine gun. Time to search.

Technocratic tagalog, Intoriorem, and Asarnz

Technocratic tagalog wrote:I HAVE PAINT.NET!
THE ONLY PROBLEM IS ALL OF MY FILES IS IN MY LAPTOP
aaaa you ice cream ur reminding me sad memowwies

i know a community of people called mappers and they mainly use paint. net and photoshop. but the one with the most subscribers used to use an app called sketch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0_kcHTLmcU. go one 1min and 30 sec

The death syndicate and Technocratic tagalog

Intoriorem

June 25, 1914,
Off the Coast of an Unnamed Island

He had sat in that ship for little over two hours, the men on here were brilliant, yet so so stupid. They had been given one little formula and they acted as if it were the original Diadism Bible. “It will make life so much easier” “All your
Problems slip away” they had said. Obviously Ichiro had not grown up in the right era, one of swords, little gun fights, and big flashy army. But Ichiro saw what most Intors did not, [i]a chance.
A chance to finally step out of the shadows and make one grand leap into center stage. His nation had been seen as barbaric for its entire existence and there was no way in all of the underworld he would ever let that happen again.[/i]

“Fire again.” He ordered

One of the many “scientists” on board hobbled around do to his weak sea legs. Eventually falling flat in front of Ichiro.

“But sir we’re not sure if it’s the right mix, obviously the first one worked as you saw but were trying-“

“Fire Again.”

He stopped and whilst debating who to let down, starred Ichiro in the face for the first time since he saw him at his election. The man was clean however when you looked into his eyes you assumed he was covered in blood, rampaging like an ancient berserker.

“Right away sir.”

It was about time that people ought to respect me like that, he thought. He watched over the small inhabitants of the island, until suddenly a loud boom was heard as one of the great cannons of the battleship launched out onto the island a single shell. It was like an amazing firework as it landed a green and yellowed has grew tumorously as a tumultuous shriek of terror came from the animal inhabitants of the island cried out.

“It actually worked...”

Man had discovered its fire once more, and the Intorese had finally done the same.

The death syndicate and Technocratic tagalog

The death syndicate

I am thinking of adopting a modified Maschinengewehr 18 Tank und Flieger.

Technocratic tagalog and Intoriorem

Technocratic tagalog

Dreamersistan wrote:Oh, u mean it's stuck on ur laptop, eh?

U know, it's possible to charge a laptop with universal battery chargers. If u can get ur hands on one. Another way is to ask someoen to gib u a charge every other day. Or find a 2nd hand charger. As long as the cable with the charging end on ur laptop is detachable, u can use other laptop chargers with it.

wait what

Dreamersistan and The death syndicate

The death syndicate

Intoriorem wrote:June 25, 1914,
Off the Coast of an Unnamed Island

He had sat in that ship for little over two hours, the men on here were brilliant, yet so so stupid. They had been given one little formula and they acted as if it were the original Diadism Bible. “It will make life so much easier” “All your
Problems slip away” they had said. Obviously Ichiro had not grown up in the right era, one of swords, little gun fights, and big flashy army. But Ichiro saw what most Intors did not, [i]a chance.
A chance to finally step out of the shadows and make one grand leap into center stage. His nation had been seen as barbaric for its entire existence and there was no way in all of the underworld he would ever let that happen again.[/i]

“Fire again.” He ordered

One of the many “scientists” on board hobbled around do to his weak sea legs. Eventually falling flat in front of Ichiro.

“But sir we’re not sure if it’s the right mix, obviously the first one worked as you saw but were trying-“

“Fire Again.”

He stopped and whilst debating who to let down, starred Ichiro in the face for the first time since he saw him at his election. The man was clean however when you looked into his eyes you assumed he was covered in blood, rampaging like an ancient berserker.

“Right away sir.”

It was about time that people ought to respect me like that, he thought. He watched over the small inhabitants of the island, until suddenly a loud boom was heard as one of the great cannons of the battleship launched out onto the island a single shell. It was like an amazing firework as it landed a green and yellowed has grew tumorously as a tumultuous shriek of terror came from the animal inhabitants of the island cried out.

“It actually worked...”

Man had discovered its fire once more, and the Intorese had finally done the same.

Is this the gas formula(s) I gave you for my special blend?

Dreamersistan and Intoriorem

Intoriorem

The death syndicate wrote:Is this the gas formula(s) I gave you for my special blend?

Yup, would you specifically call it chlorine or must. Or is it it’s own thing?

The death syndicate

The death syndicate

Intoriorem wrote:Yup, would you specifically call it chlorine or must. Or is it it’s own thing?

11% Adamsite
11% Lewisite
11% Chloromethyl chloroformate
33% Sulfur Mustard
33% Phosgene

It is 5 different individual gasses in these proportions.

Dreamersistan and Intoriorem

The death syndicate wrote:11% Adamsite
11% Lewisite
11% Chloromethyl chloroformate
33% Sulfur Mustard
33% Phosgene

It is 5 different individual gasses in these proportions.

Ah thank you, any name for it?

The death syndicate

Technocratic tagalog wrote:wait what

There are other ways to charge ur laptop. It's a battery, a charging point and an inverter. with a bit of brains, google, and lucc, u can be bacc in business

The death syndicate wrote:11% Adamsite
11% Lewisite
11% Chloromethyl chloroformate
33% Sulfur Mustard
33% Phosgene

It is 5 different individual gasses in these proportions.

Gassing vast swaths of population, are we?

The death syndicate and Intoriorem

Lointland wrote:nation=lointland/detail=factbook/id=1394928
Made this for fun.
Are you caught up with elections and all that stuff? I should stop double posting.

Elections?

Kurikia, Lointland, and Intoriorem

Hey I know this isn’t very popular on here but could I possibly get someone to draw uniforms for my soldiers? If not it’s no biggie I may try and find a friend in IRL... I just don’t know who I could ask.

Dreamersistan wrote:Gassing vast swaths of population, are we?

Mail Delivery Man
“Hey Aren’t you a little young to do that?”

Phineas:
“Yes, yes we are.”

Mail Delivery Man:
“Ok.”

Karatol-Advenra wrote:Elections?

Oh my god your alive

Intoriorem wrote:Mail Delivery Man
“Hey Aren’t you a little young to do that?”

Phineas:
“Yes, yes we are.”

1980s England. A new delivery man drops down from his ride. The old driver points him in the direction. The road is so bad, they can't get down there. He winces, but decides to make the journey on foot.

He makes his visits to the houses in this rural area. He has one letter left. It's addressed to the house most dilapidated in the entire area. He grimaces and trudges up to it. He hears sounds from inside the home. It's old music. He knows what's making he sound. He used to be a sound engineer at a music studio. It's a victrola. He knocks.

An old voice asks him to enter. He does. A young, short woman in a shawl is swinging on an ancient rocking chair. She's pretty in an old school way.

He says hello, and introduces himself as the new postman.

She asks where the old one is. He tells her that the gentleman has away from old age. She laments for him.

The girl asks why he has such a sour expression on his face. He wants to deliver the letter and leave, but she insisnts. He opens up to her about the loss of his job and prospects, and taking this job out of extreme need. A temp job offered to non-govt civilians. He thinks the post office will die soon.

She talks to him about life and the importance of moments. She is younger than him, but very wise. She makes him realize how futile hating the moment is. He leaves a little bit happier.

Every time he visits, he learns more from her. And she tells him to give her information about the world, and how things happen. He asks why she doesn't leave or get with the times. She says she was sworn to keep her ancestral ways, and she's a severe introvert. Agoraphic. He continues to discuss life with her, and begins to appreciate his job more. Smiling. Becoming a true postman, in love with his job. He falls in love with her.

He arrives one day out of the. He has a letter in which he's expressed his love for her. He realizes the road is being developed. The postman has arrived with a friend. He seems annoyed and isn't talking to the new guy. He decides to visit the house anyway, avoiding the crowd. An elderly man from the village stops him. He says he wants to visit the lady, but the man tell him she's gone. He asks where. The elderly gentleman tells her, the woman passed away in the 1940s. Long ago. She left because of the construction, and the fact the place is too crowded.

He says, it's not possible. He's met her a bunch of times. The man shows him why the place has no road.. the road and house were bombed during WW2. The house survived but the girl living in there didn't. The old gentleman asks him to steady himself, as the postman is shaken.

The postman leaves the letter in the basket. He throws himself into the construction spot and dies. People yell and they stop the construction machines

A decade later, a different postman passes by the area. He sees the house and the broken road. The incomplete construction. He passes by the house and hears the Victrola. Two people are dancing inside, one wearing an old postman-like uniform.

Pakitsk and Intoriorem

Kurikia wrote:Oh my god your alive

IKR! And to answer your question Karatol, no, it’s not an election.

A

Cool, I killed the chat

Imperium polskie

how is the chat dead? It's impossible!

Imperium polskie wrote:how is the chat dead? It's impossible!

Oh you still exist

Imperium polskie

Kurikia wrote:Oh you still exist

i always have existed, i just lurk, with a bottle of vodka and a shotgun; ready to crush germans.

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