The Democratic Republic of Suvmia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Statler with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.23 billion Suvmians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Suvmian economy, worth a remarkable 3,338 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,146 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, Statler is considering changing the Suvmian flag to one with more glitter, where there's smoke there's the Suvmian Forestry Department, and stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suvmia's national animal is the Muppet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Matrixism.

Suvmia is ranked 268,629^th in the world and 452^nd in The Frontier Sea for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.12 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.