The Benevolence of Dinoium is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Franklin Woolf with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.74 billion Gentenes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cittàogni. The average income tax rate is 47.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Gentene economy, worth a remarkable 1,839 trillion Dinmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 124,826 Dinmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Nano-Grey Wolves are the current fad sweeping the nation, grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, and getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Dinoium. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dinoium's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Dinoium is ranked 27,951^st in the world and 1,133^rd in The North Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 77.57 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.