The Grand Chainlands of Jinwoy is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Raya Minibung with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 28.092 billion Jinwoyins enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilaporei. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Jinwoyin economy, worth a remarkable 5,188 trillion Jinwoyin Buroes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 184,680 Jinwoyin Buroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students abandon classrooms for online education, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, and there's no such thing as a safe bet. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jinwoy's national animal is the Jinwoyin Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Intentionally Not Defined.

Jinwoy is ranked 288,857^th in the world and 6,253^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -21.9 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.