The Chaotic Nightmare Nation of Zandos is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Eggward The Third with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 845 million Zandosians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zandian. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Zandosi economy, worth 110 trillion Zandollas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 130,987 Zandollas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 378,806 per year while the poor average 35,914, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, and the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zandos's national animal is the D U C C, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Zandos is ranked 40,339^th in the world and 775^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 5,375.05 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.