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The ㅤㅤㅤㅤ of Small Venezia

“¡Pa que vos veáis!” Loís Deleuze

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific

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Small Venezia

Population1.158 billion

CapitalMaracaibo and Paraguaipoa
LeaderLoís Deleuze
FaithCatharism

CurrencySilver Coin
AnimalMonkulonseerü

The ㅤㅤㅤㅤ of Small Venezia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Loís Deleuze with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.158 billion Maracuchos are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maracaibo and Paraguaipoa. The average income tax rate is 87.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Marabino economy, worth 115 trillion Silver Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,673 Silver Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most people think algebra is something a mermaid wears, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, piracy is the nation's most popular pastime, and the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Small Venezia's national animal is the Monkulonseerü, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catharism.

Small Venezia is ranked 19,971st in the world and 886th in The North Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 117.18 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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Most Primitive: 205thNudest: 692ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 943rdMost Devout: 1,029thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,061stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,979thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,132ndTop
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Most Influential: 3,223rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,421stLargest Welfare Programs: 6,154thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,285thBest Weather: 7,150thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,845thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,990thMost Cultured: 10,075thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,758thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,728thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 19,572ndHighest Food Quality: 19,971stMost Corrupt Governments: 20,872ndMost Subsidized Industry: 21,677thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,399thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,977thLargest Black Market: 24,681stHighest Drug Use: 25,580thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28,367th
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Most Primitive: 8th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Devout: 37th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 92nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 160th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 205th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 228th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 256th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 284th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 359th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 372nd in the regionBest Weather: 386th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 392nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 429th in the regionMost Cultured: 449th in the regionMost Armed: 479th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 494th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 550th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 619th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 626th in the region

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